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Trojan Man

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About Me


Well, I tell you what….if you want to know more about me, just ask me. I am very open, honest and blunt. I try so hard to describe myself on these things and it never turns out the way I want it. I have been told that I am down to earth, friendly, honest, and a good hearted person. I tend to go out of my way to help others, and am often more considerate of others’ feelings and well being over my own. I have been described as someone you would like to carry around in your pocket and take out from time to time to entertain you.
"If I Have All Faith, So As To Remove Mountains, But Do Not Have Love, I Am Nothing" - 1 Corinthians 13:2
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The TrojanMan Files - The Survey
Name: Trojan Man
Birthday: Soon
Birthplace: Los Angeles
Current Location: Los Angeles
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown, whatever is left
Height: Taller than my parents, shorter than McNutt
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Japican or Mexicanese
The Shoes You Wore Today: Etnies Sandals
Your Weakness: Drugs, Rock N Roll, Bad Ass Vegas Ho's, Late Night Booty Calls.....
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Plain Cheese from Grimaldis or John's(NY) or Supreme from Due's (Chicago)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy a House
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: SHIBBY
Thoughts First Waking Up: I can sleep another 15 minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: WTF?
Your Bedtime: Before the Sun Rises
Your Most Missed Memory: We Don't Have Time for a Novel
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'll Go Off The Board and Take In N Out for $50
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Who Doesn't?
Do you Sing: Better Than William Hung
Do you Shower Daily: Multiple Times
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been There, Done That
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: You Have To. "If You Don't Believe You're Better Than Everyone Else, There's No Use Playing the Game" - Mark Prior
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: You're asking some strange questions
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, I ate at my first establishment with a B rating
Do you get along with your Parents: For the Most Part
Do you like Thunderstorms: I hate rain
Do you play an Instrument: Many
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what? Did you not get the answer above?
In the past month have you been on : what?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sort of
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does sampling the olive bar at Whole Foods count?
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been called a Tease: Once, maybe twice
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Depends how you define shoplifting? Shoplifted what?
How do you want to Die: Fast and Painless, I don't want my family to suffer
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successful and Happy, money if no object, although Cash makes the world go round
What country would you most like to Visit: South Africa, I had to make sure not to Put Europe (Josh)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't have a Preference
Favourite Hair Color: See line above
Short or Long Hair: Once again, see above
Height: Ditto
Weight: Ditto
Best Clothing Style: Nice and Neat, remember Spandex is a Privilege
Number of I have taken: Damnit, Number of What?????
Number of CDs I own: Enough to fill up a 40GB iPod
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: Soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: How much time you got?

My Interests



Traveling, USC Football , Bowling, Jim Rome Show, Los Angeles Lakers Basketball, Manchester United Football Club, Oakland Raiders Football, Los Angeles Kings Hockey (when there was a sport called Hockey), Los Angeles Dodgers, Trivia Junkie, Sports Junkie, Playing Piano and Keyboards, Music (Isn’t the iPod the greatest thing ever invented for us music junkies), Hanging Out, whatever, just ask.

I'd like to meet:

I am keeping my options open on this subject. Someone honest, open minded, sincere, outgoing, great personality, USC Football, etc. I never meet a stranger and you can never have too many friends. Plus you never know when you will meet that special someone.

Music:

U2, the Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, the USC Marching Band, Weezer, Incubus, Hoobastank, Beastie Boys, Ben Harper, The Clash, Sparks, Depeche Mode, Oingo Boingo, Howard Jones, Dick Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine, Earth Wind & Fire, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World, Less Than Jake, Me First and the Gimme Gimmies, The Business, Ben Folds, The Polyphonic Spree, Social Distortion, The Offspring, Ozomatli, Pete Yorn, The Replacements, Unwritten Law, Live, Oasis, Madness, Blur, Watashi Wa, 80’s Music, Brit Pop, Classic Rock, Old School, not too much Country.

Movies:

Psycho, The Fugitive (Richard, he’s trying to kill me…), Swingers (You’re Money!), Star Wars (Episodes 1-6), Goodfellas, Any Martin Scorsese Film, Kevin Smith Films, Fast Times at Ridgemont High (When it comes to making out, always put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV), Valley Girl, Last American Virgin, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (You don’t understand Ferris, he just wipes it with a diaper), Breakfast Club, Weird Science and other 80’s teen flicks, Fletch, Lethal Weapon flicks, American Pie Trilogy, Eurotrip (Scotty doesn’t know), Old School (We’re going streaking!), Road Trip, PCU (What’s you major?…Sanskrit…You’re Majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language), Office Space (PC Load Letter? What the F does that mean?), The Halloween (Michael Myers) Saga.

Television:

The Sopranos, Big Love, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Jeopardy, The Real World, Entourage, The Family Guy (gotta love Stewie), American Dad (another masterpiece from Seth McFarlane), Old Game Shows on the Game Show Network, South Park, Ren and Stimpy, Animaniacs, Pinky & The Brain (Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering Pinky?...I Think So Brain, But If Jimmy Cracked Corn and Nobody Cared, Why Does He Keep oing It?), Las Vegas, Law & Order (original, CI, and SVU), SportsCenter (ESPN), The Southern California Sports Report (FSN), old USC Football games, Soccer on Fox Soccer Channel, and ESPN Classic.

Books:

Catcher In the Rye (Salinger), To Kill A Mockingbird (Lee), Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and SuperFudge (Blume), anything by John Feinstein, John Krakauer, Michael Crichton, and Sports Illustrated Columnist Rick Reilly is great.

Heroes:

Any person who can overcome a major life threatening illness is my hero...