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Duke Grindstaff

Im tryin Ringo, tryin real hard to be the shephard

About Me

I'm an aspiring sports broadcaster and I currently work in Orange County reporting high school sports for KDOC 56, and I slang seafood and steaks at TAPS fishhouse and brewery during the week to pay the bills.....Oh, and I have a scar above my left ass cheek in the shape of France.

My Interests

I like working out, eating cake, and sports, sports, sports. Oh, and I also love the ladies.....GIGGITY, GIGGITY.

I'd like to meet:

Dave Chappelle (cuz he's funny), Method Man (cuz he'd be cool to smoke with), Angelina Jolie (so I can put it in her butt), and the guy who makes the GAP commercials (so I can kick him in the nuts).

Music:

Metallica, Incubus, Wu-tang Clan, Led freakin' Zeppelin, and anything not Yanni

Movies:

Braveheart, The Last Boy Scout, Batman Begins, and Gone with the Wind.....(that's right, can't a self-respecting heterosexual male admit he likes Gone with the Wind in the 21st Century?.......FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Television:

Family Guy all the way, but I gotta keep the Simpson love real......24, and the Shield.....DUDE, the Shield is SO FREAKIN SWEET, this one time I got so pumped up watching it that I almost kicked my mom in the face.

Books:

Yeah, the last thing I read was the manual to my computer......after that, I basically put off reading.

Heroes:

Martin Luther King, Jr.; Mahatma Gandhi; my mother; and Magic Johnson (yeah, he was my favorite basketball player, but he's my hero because supposedly he was diagnosed with HIV like 15 years ago, and he's one healthy looking fat bastard.... apparently the cure to AIDS is stuffing your face at TGI Friday's, cuz he owns like six of them.......that must mean everyone in Brea, CA is AIDS free cuz that's the only place douchebags in Brea go to.