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AoE Apocalypse

Everybody needs a cool Wookie Bud with a Cool Utility belt

About Me

I believe that the world could be better if it was't for all the FUKIN' Mortals.I am A proud Member of the AoE (Axis of Evil) Small group of people who don't want to rule the world we just want to Fuck with it.I am always willing to give a person the benefit of the doubt that they have a brain but it is scary how often you can be proven wrong.I DID IT ALL FOR THE WOOKIE! I DID IT ALL FOR THE WOOKIE! I DID IT ALL FOR THE WOOKIE! MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Movies, Music, Search for the perfect conversation so you can alway's get the most out of life, Self Gratification { I like to help people so that I can make myself feel or look better}, Honesty { I gave up on lieing years ago the truth is so much better nobody believes it.This is a picture I drew a few years ago of a team me and my Friend Shaun and Jason created called BLOODY RAIN. Shaun was Mcgivens the sword carrying maniac. He always loved this pic So I want the world to see this as a memory to my Lost Bud! Gone but not Forgotten. REMEMBER WHEN IT'S GAME TIME IT'S PAIN TIME! .. width="425" height="350".. .. ....

I'd like to meet:

Myself in the next life to tell myself to not be a Fuck up.I would like to meet George Carlin. It would be cool to explain to him that his 7 words list is not valid anymore You can pretty much say whatever the fuck you want on tv South park proved that. Thank you cable TV.My ancestors so I can get an Idea of how much they would not agree with me about cerain things and how much I don't give a RIP.Some of the assholes I went to school with to see if their lives turned out as bad as I hoped.Yanni fans ( I am serious I have never met one I don't think they exist.)Dave chappele that guy gave up 50 million dollars and he is married he has to have the biggest set of balls in the world. My wife would kill me. I Guess his new saying is I AM RICH ENOUGH BITCH! now get me a crack sandwich.

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Music:

KMFDM, Pig, Type o Negative, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Lords of Acid, My life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Pigface, Tool, Fear Factory, Razed in Black, Pro-Pain, Slick Idiot, Stabbing Westward, Rammstein, Megaherz, Hanzel and Gretyl, Spahn Ranch, Gary Numan, Chemlab, Prong, Fight, Dope, White-Rob Zombie, Machines of Loving Grace, Gravity Kills, Bellyfeel, Alice in Chains, Pantera, Ozzy, Sepultura ( Max Cavalera ), Soulfly, Switchblade Symphony, Kidney theives. Terminal Sect, Anthrax, Misfits, Rob Halford ( Fight, Preist, Two, Halford ) Prodigy, Crystal Method, Psycopomps, Die Krupps, Murder Inc., P.I.L., Iron Maiden, Lacuna Coil, The Urge ( St. Louis Version ) Deftones, Allaniss Morrisette ( she is Kevin Smiths God for christs sake ) God Lives Underwater ( R.I.P. David Reilly ), Bad Camera ( Check them out ) More to come...

Movies:

Team America ( FUCK Yeah! ) KMFDM Beat By Beat, Underworld 1 and 2, Big Trouble In Little China, Any Godzilla film not made in the USA, House of a 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects ( even better ), House of the Dead sucks almost as bad as Carnosaur, Star Wars DUH!Clerks 1-2, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma,

Television:

Smallville, The Apprentice ( shows that just because you go to college dosen't prove you know a damn thing ),Chappelles Show (RIP), South Park, Lost,.. ....

Books:

Star Wars NovelsOH MY GOTH!.. width="425" height="350".. ....

Heroes:

I don't know if I have any more heroes it always seems you find out something dissapointing about people. I want to be my own Hero then I can respect myself.When All Else fails use the Chewbacca Defense .. width="425" height="350".. .. ....NOW HERE IS A REAL HERO!.. width="425" height="350".. .. ....

My Blog

Microsoft Fucks Hitler! Priceless!

I Had to post this its Fukin' Great!Microsoft PRICELESS!
Posted by AoE Apocalypse on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:48:00 PST

Chuck Norris Would call Sam Jackson Mutherfucker and get away with it!

Just because we all need a good laugh here are some really awesome Chuck Norris Facts. Enjoy Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits...
Posted by AoE Apocalypse on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:47:00 PST

Blackouts SUCK!

So I survived the storm of the century in St. Louis.( OHH BIG WIND SCARRYY!!! )  it FUKIN' sucked. Being without power is one of the worst tortures in the world  I don't know how backwater h...
Posted by AoE Apocalypse on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:17:00 PST

Big Thanks!

 I need to give a big thanks to all my recent freinds THANKS That is about as big as it goes. I would do bigger if I could. Fuck the man and his measely size buttons. I have been on a search for ...
Posted by AoE Apocalypse on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 01:02:00 PST

Fuckin' Skanks!

I hate Bullshit freinds Requests they are really getting on my FuKin' nerves. I swear to god I sat at my computer for half an hour the otrher day and I had 70 requests that were BS. Ohh yeah!! I want...
Posted by AoE Apocalypse on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:51:00 PST

The new music revolution has begun.

So today I got added to KMFDM and Type-O- Negatives Freinds list that is cool as hell. I like the Idea of being able to comment on your favorite bands to their Myspace pages and have the slim chance i...
Posted by AoE Apocalypse on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:23:00 PST

Payback is fun.

So today is a great day for me I went off on a couple of people that I work with for being assholes to me It was F-N-A GREAT. I have been wanting to do it for a while and today I snapped I even made o...
Posted by AoE Apocalypse on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:08:00 PST

BLOG- OH my GOD I think I just puked.

So this is my first blog. I feel nasty saying Blog sounds like something is going to come up from my stomach ICHH! Anyway Hi nice to meet You hope you come back! Now all the ass kissin is out of the ...
Posted by AoE Apocalypse on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:19:00 PST