MISS DIAGNOSIS

Awrite, Am Sara, Am 21 n Got A 6 Month Old Son.. Who Is Actually The Cutest Baby I've EVER Seen, Fact. My Heads A Bit Fuzzy The Now, Sorta Drifting Around Just Waiting To Plant My Feet On The Ground! When? Who Knows!
Am A Pretty Happy, Easy Going Lassie, Cannae Be Arsed Wae Daftys, Argued Aw Ma Days n Now I Dinnae Gie A Fuck, Saying That I Will Still Always Stick Up For Myself If You Irritate Me Enough! Got More Important Things To Worry About Now So Keep Yer Bitchin Tae Yerself!
Having A Blast Bringing Up My Wee Boy n Trying To Find My Own Feet With The Whole "Parenting" Thing! Like To Chill Out Wae A Wee Joint, Feel Most Like Myself When Am Stoned *gasp* Get Over It, Am No A Smackheid Pal!
Am No Wan Of Those Lassies That Pretends Am Something That Am Not, What You See Is Exactly What You Get, And Am Not Perfect Or Even A Good Example Of The Female Species! Id Rather Smoke Joints n Lie Around In Comfy Clothes n Munch My Own Weight In Junk Food Than Parade Around All Freshly Cleansed, Toned, Moisturised In A Skimpy Skirt! Sorry But Am Just Not Wan Of Those!
I Dinnae Have Many Pals, Nearly Every Cunt Has Had A Go Of Screwing Me Over, Fuck Ye's Aw! Saying That Am No A Total Loner lol Got A Few People I Consider Good Mates And If It Wasnt For Them.. I'd Have Nae Cunt Tae Drink Wae!! Lol!
Like A Drink, Going Out Tae Gigs Or Just Tae The Pub, Wee Bitty Socialising Ken! Finding It Harder n Harder To Find Kool People, That Like Good Music n A Wee Smoke n Arny Total Goons!! Guttin! Get In Touch If You Think We'd Get Along :)
I Can Be Sarcastic n Slag People Alot, Its Just My Humour Am Not Actually Trying To Be A Bitch I Just Think Am Funny Lol! Anyways Hink Iv Typed Enough Pish For One Night Eh! Let Me Ken If You Read ALL That! x