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Joe

Please don't leave me alone with Jesus. That guy hates me.

About Me

I need to edit this thing more often, so I can successfully delete, for example, the 3 year old "woe is me" moment that got ensconced in my myspace history.

Currently, I enjoy cheddar cheese, and I also enjoy maple syrup. I am returning to my vermont roots in this respect.

Furthermore, I am in seattle, and I have nearly finished a potato gun that promises to launch potatoes on the order of three hundred yards.

Even Furthermore, I am considering firing x-rays out of a mile long tube this summer. If the tube were only straight and not a big circle, this would be the ultimate expression of manhood and I could die, satisfied.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who pee blue.