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"In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again."========"I'm retired. I invented dice. What do you do?"======="Well, you see, she was saintly but she wasn't a saint. No one could really hate a saint, could they? They can't really hate God either. When they want to hate him and his saints they have to find something like themselves and pretend it's God and hate that. I suppose you think that's all bosh."====="Have you ever transcended space and time?"-"Yes. No. Uh...time, not space. No, I have no idea what you're talking about."======="that's called "lick my love pump"======="No, I don't want to be paid, I don't need to be paid. Look, I'm here with my partner and nine other people, see. And we're dying, man. You know? You're going to see our brains on the sidewalk, they're going to spill our guts out. Now are you going to show that on television? Have all your housewives look at that? Instead of As The World Turns? I mean what do you got for me? I want something for that."======="What is the most universal human characteristic: fear, or laziness?"======="Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth." ------- "Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was. . . He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer explored the beaches of southern California from La Jolla to Leocoreo. And he was an avid bowler. And a good friend. He died--he died as so many of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom you took him, Lord. As you took so many bright flowering young men, at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And Donny too. Donny who... who loved bowling... And so, Theodore--Donald--Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well... Goodnight, sweet prince."
-------"You looked so intense, the way you pointed your little alarm thingy at the car. Like, "Fuck you, car. Now you're locked!"-------"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."-------"I don't want no part of yo' tired ass country club, ya funky bitch!"-------"The bag was clearly marked. Please be more careful in the future."-------"I was not put on this earth to listen to meat."-------"It's Pumpkininny!!"-------"Did you hear about the guy who invented nitroglycerin? He blew his freakin' face off! Nitroglycerin is the most unstable substance known to man. It is extremely temperamental so you have to be.."-------"Killer quicksand. Is that why I'm standing here in this stupid pith helmet?-"No, you're standing there in that stupid pith helmet because you're an idiot."-------"A ladder to heaven, that's fucking stupid."
"Reality is subjective, and there's an unenlightened tendency in this culture to regard something as 'important' only if 'tis sober and severe. Sure and still you're right about your Cheerful Dumb, only they're not so much happy as lobotomized. But your Gloomy Smart are just as ridiculous. When you're unhappy, you get to pay a lot of attention to yourself. And you get to take yourself oh so very seriously. Your truly happy people, which is to say, your people who truly like themselves, they don't think about themselves very much. Your unhappy person resents it when you try to cheer him up, because that means he has to stop dwellin' on himself and start payin' attention to the universe. Unhappiness is the ultimate form o' self-indulgence."