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Lance

there are so many natural soups.

About Me

i draw stuff. i drive stuff. i drift stuff. i drink stuff....most people should be scared of me...but for some reason i give off this weird "i'm harmless" vibe. i guess that's the only reason i still have friends.i think the best test of whether you could handle me is my comic... if you make it through the entire archive without vomiting, you may be able to handle knowing me. here's the address:http://www.drunkduck.com/So_Fantastic_Pork_Show_9oCL OCK/

My Interests

drawing, cartoons, drifting, comics, music (listening to it), pretty things, cute things, warm things... laughter. ....oh, and i've got this obsession with japanese biker/car gangs (bosozoku)....and video game music/chiptunes.

I'd like to meet:



i want to meet the president of kung fu.

i want to have a sexy party.

jean reno is invited.

Music:

yes. a lot. i'm a man who loves his music...especially video game music. Mr Scruff, Denki Groove, Infected Mushroom, u-ziq, the pillows, penicillin, David Holmes, Dan the Automator (and his various projects: Lovage, Deltron 3030, Gorillaz, Head Automatica, Bombay the Hard Way, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Doctor Octagon, etc.), Texas Faggott, Way Out West, Tenacious D, Yuzo Koshiro, DOKAKA, virt, My Chemical Romance, Fiona Apple, Banco de Gaia, Way Out West, Juno Reactor, Garbage, Kishidan, Boa, Hitomi, Utada Hikaru, Orange Range, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, 175R, L'arc En Ciel, Guitar Wolf, Linkin Park, Kukeiha Club, The Mystic Knights of Oingo Boingo, MC Paul Barman, MC Chris, Brand Nubian, Dr. Dre, Timbaland, Kanye West, DEVO, Polysics, Coheed & Cambria, Articolo 31, Bloc Party, the Cardigans, Carter Burwell, David Holmes, Yoko Kanno, Daft Punk, Fatboy Slim, Gang Starr, Imogen Heap, Frou Frou, Lemon Jelly, John Legend, Massive Attack, Members of Mayday, Wu Tang Clan, Muckafurgason, Orbital, Outkast, Scissor Sisters, Stone Temple Pilots, The Strokes, Tears for Fears, We Are Scientists, The Wells, and a lot more.

addendum v1: fletcher henderson, duke ellington, cab calloway, charlie parker, dizzy gillespie, tadd dameron, fats navarro, john coltrane, miles davis, art tatum, herbie hancock, lionel hampton, wes montgomery, count basie, perez prado, walter wanderly, martin denny, curtis mayfield, desmond dekker, herb alpert, gene krupa, buddy rich...

addendum v2: death cab for cutie, the postal service, tesla, jamiroquai, flanger, queens of the stone age, the killers, billy idol, pretty much anyone who rocks the flamenco-style spanish guitar.

addendum v3: Sesto Sento, Daedalus, Danger Mouse (Gnarls Barkley and other collaborations), Gym Class Heroes, the Shins, Shiny Toy Guns, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Blind Guardian, Dragonforce, Paramore, Cheb Khaled, Daler Mehndi, the Avalanches

key...fucking....tar. ...KEY... FUCKING... TAR.

Movies:

Slackers, Battle Royale, Shakotan Boogie, Drift Wars, Kill Bill, Leon (The Professional), Ronin, The Last Samurai, Kim Possible: A Sitch In Time, , Kim Possible: So the Drama, The Lizzie McGuire movie, the Dexter's Laboratory movie, Shaolin Soccer, Legend of Speed, My Neighbor Totoro, Porco Rosso, Spirited Away, End of Evangelion, Chicken Run, The Aristocats, The Emperor's New Groove, Cats Don't Dance, Lost In Translation, Shop Girl, Out of Sight (i like David Holmes), Ocean's Eleven (did i mention i like David Holmes?), Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Falling Down, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Say Anything, Love Actually, Way of the Gun, The Warriors, The Big Lebowski, (pretty much any Coen bros movie), 12 Monkeys.... there's a whole lot more, cause i like almost every movie i see (i have really relaxed standards for movies).... i have a bad memory.
My DVD (+VHS) collection:
The Maiku Hama Private Eye Trilogy
^The Most Terrible Time In My Life
^The Stairway to the Distant Past
^The Trap
The Breakin' Collection
^Breakin'
^Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
^Beat Street
Bill & Ted's Most Excellent Collection
^Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
^Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Frank Miller's Sin City: Recut-Extended-Unrated
Roy Rogers 2DVD set (10 episodes)
Speed Racer: Signature Collection (complete original series)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, seasons 1-7
Angel, seasons 1-5
Firefly - The Complete Series
Scrubs - the complete first season
Scrubs - the complete second season
Greg the Bunny
Wonderfalls - the complete viewer collection
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - season one
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - season two
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air - season one
Clarissa Explains It All - season one
Fawlty Towers, complete series
The Tom Green Subway Monkey Hour
Tru Calling season 1, disc 1 & 6 screener
God, the Devil, & Bob - disc 1 screener
South Park - The Passion of the Jew
Family Guy volume one (seasons 1 & 2)
Family Guy volume two (season 3)
Home Movies season 1
Clerks, the animated series
Dilbert, the complete series
The Critic, the complete series
Singin' In The Rain - 2 disc special edition
The Rules of Attraction
Flash Gordon (starring Steve Holland) vol 1
Flash Gordon (starring Steve Holland) vol 2
Flash Gordon (the 80s movie)
Three's Company season one
Classic Cartoons volumes 1 & 2
Martial Arts Masters - 9 movies - Bruce Lee, Sonny Chiba
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) unrated
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (Baz Luhrmann)
The Boondock Saints
Pulp Fiction collector's edition
Slackers
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Warriors (original cut)
Say Anything
The Big Lebowski
Garden State
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (unrated)
The Faculty
WarGames
Showgirls
The Saint
Dude, Where's My Car?
Enter the Dragon special edition
Basic Instinct
Donnie Darko - the Director's Cut
Blade
Deep Blue Sea
The Fast and the Furious - tricked out edition
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy (unrated)
Anchorman - Wake Up Ron Burgundy
Toys
Road to Perdition
Nothing But Trouble
The Royal Tenenbaums - criterion collection
Rushmore - criterion collection
The Wrong Guy
Reality Bites
Mad Max special edition
Dirty Work
American Pie - ultimate edition (unrated)
Shaun of the Dead
Way of the Gun
PCU
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
The Beach
Taxi
Office Space
Zoolander
Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
Raising Arizona
Shaft
KIDS
SNL Collection - The Best of Christopher Walken
Hard Boiled
The Killer
Falling Down
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Hackers
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Being John Malkovich
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Baseketball
Out of Sight collector's edition
12 Monkeys special edition
Leon - the Professional, uncut International version
The Great St. Louis Bank Robbery
Intolerable Cruelty
Matchstick Men
Ninja Scroll
Mr Scruff - video dvd
Dragon's Lair II
Cats Don't Dance
Protectors of Universe
Defenders of Space
Space Thunder Kids
Superman vol 1, 8 episodes (Cartoon Classics)
Superman vol 2, 7 episodes (Cartoon Classics)
Felix the Cat - Woos Whoopee
the Animatrix
Sakura Diaries - collector's edition
Kimagure Orange Road tv collection (vols 1-12, complete series)
Great Teacher Onizuka - TV Animation hong kong bootleg
Final Fantasy - The Spirits Within
Ex Driver the movie
Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi - Spirited Away (japanese dvd)
Dominion Tank Police
Spike & Mike's Sick & Twisted Festival of Animation
La Blue Girl, vols 1 & 2
Excel Saga - box set
Castle of Cagliostro
The Ping Pong Club vol 1- make way for...
The Ping Pong Club vol 2- love & comedy (die! die! die!)
Strange Dawn vol 1
Strange Dawn vol 2
Strange Love
Dead Leaves
FLCL hk bootleg
Super Robot Spirits tour '99 Haru No Jin - live at Akasaka Blitz
Drift Association and Club4AG - Drift Review 2003
Snippets of the VHS collection (in much disarray):
Clerks
The Doom Generation
Sneakers
Half-Baked
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
The Hakkenden vol 5
Shonan Bakusozoku - Bomber Bikers of Shonan
24 hours of Iron Chef
Twilight of the Dark Master
Golgo 13 - Queen Bee
La Blue Girl live action, movies 1 & 2
Wicked City
Waterboys
Red Dwarf, Series 1, 2, 3, 5
Macross Plus, Movie + OVAs
Final Fantasy - Legend of the Crystals
Urusei Yatsura - TV vols 1-19
Urusei Yatsura OVA 1-6
Urusei Yatsura Movies 1-6
Ghost in the Shell
Detective Conan movie
Otaku no Video
Neon Genesis Evangelion eps 1-26
Sexy Commando Masaru-san eps 1-8
The Addams Family
The Fifth Element
James Bond, movie collection - Connery to Dalton, + Goldeneye
Airheads
History of the World - part 1
Heavy Metal
Full Metal Jacket
My Neighbor Totoro
Sailor Moon Super S - Black Dream Hole

Television:

caaaartooooons. favorite: Kimagure Orange Road. favorites: Great Teacher Onizuka, Kodomo No Omocha, FLCL, Tenshi Ni Narumon, Urusei Yatsura, Speed Racer, Family Guy, The Tick, Freakazoid, Di Gi Charat, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Kareshi Kanojo No Jijou (His & Her Circumstances), Boys Be, Invader Zim, Lupin III, Ebichu Minds the House, Love Hina (smooooth), Lain (mmmm), Super GALS! Kotobuki Ran, Here Is Greenwood, South Park, Ping Pong Club, eX-Driver, You're Under Arrest!, Initial D (i'm only a LITTLE ashamed), Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Shonan Bakusozoku, Shonan Jun'ai Gumi, The Simpsons, Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost, Sealab 2021, Duckman, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Robot Chicken, Stroker & Hoop, Gary & Mike, Mission Hill, Undergrads, Kim Possible (unf!), SEXY COMMANDO GAIDEN SUGOI YO MASARU SAN!!! ...there's also live action stuff: Wonderfalls (i really love this show), Kitchen Confidential, Sports Night, smallville (this show actually sucks a whole lot), chapelle's show, the OC (actually, it kinda sucks, but i still watch it), Even Stevens (eee!), Seinfeld, Fawlty Towers, Red Dwarf, Futurama, Great Teacher Onizuka, Iron Chef, Buuuuuffy the Vaaaampirrre Slaaayerrrrr, Angel, Firefly (Joss Whedon = genius)... oh, and i watch a ton of Nickelodeon and the Disney channel...(can't stand That's So Raven, but anything else is tolerable).... there's more, but i have a crappy memory.

Books:

books of the illustrated variety (comics, woo!): Katsu, Touch, Short Program (okay, anything that Mitsuru Adachi's done), Kimagure Orange Road, Lupin III, Chobits, Bone, Bear, Squee, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Ichigo 100%, Pretty Face, Over Rev, Initial D (so much better than the cartoon), Midori no Hibi, Kyou Kara Ore Wa!, Great Teacher Onizuka, Shonan Jun'ai Gumi, Bad Company, Ningen Kyouki Katsuo, Kareshi Kanojo No Jijou, I"s, Koroshiya Ichi (Ichi the Killer), Boys Be, FLCL, HEN, Rose Hip Rose, One Piece, Naruto, Hanazakari No Kimitachi E, Y: The Last Man...there's a lot more, but i still have a bad memory.

Heroes:

my brother.

My Blog

i'm a winner

...i just play silly games.
Posted by Lance on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:26:00 PST

Formula D Qualifier - got lucky, got licensed, got pics

thanks for th'pics, darren...
Posted by Lance on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 12:56:00 PST