Buyin shite |
So I recently caved in and gotted myself one of those garmin gps navigation thingies. I was going to buy one eventually, but what put me over was their awesome commercial of a giant japanese-style gar...
Posted by Gennady on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:13:00 PST |
Got stabbed |
Dear journal, I paid a stranger to take a hollow surgical needle and forcefully ram it through my ear carving out a cylinder of flesh and then insert a piece of metal into the wound to prevent it from...
Posted by Gennady on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:28:00 PST |
Realization |
There came a time recently when I began to doubt that hitting my head against the coffee table repeatedly each day was somehow beneficial. I thought that maybe I was doing some sort of harm and that t...
Posted by Gennady on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:31:00 PST |
The list |
I sifted through my friends list and a few of ya got deleted. Its nothing personal. Ive just decide that youve got to be one or both of the following: Someone I know, or someone interesting. "but I am...
Posted by Gennady on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:43:00 PST |
22 |
Well I'm 22. At this point it's practically like 80 which officially makes me old. I guess I should get a 401K plan... oh crap a white hair! Well its about time to get that mail-order Thai wife and be...
Posted by Gennady on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 12:00:00 PST |
I have gradumated |
Now im a non-college student......... (twiddles thumbs)............ This sucks........... (waits to die).
Posted by Gennady on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Sauce Weasels |
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/16486644/
Ok ok ok ok ok... this is a scientific illustration based on the theory that all sauce comes from various breeds of sauce weasel. They just lay packets...
Posted by Gennady on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
News Flash! |
A piece of my brain might possibly be missing. The piece that contains the memory of how and when said piece was removed by the mexican mafia and/or aliens. Dont ask me how i know this... because i do...
Posted by Gennady on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
pop tarts |
Rivers run red. Buildings crumble
Screams of a forgotten past echo through the void.
The ashes of the dead coat shattered remains...
all this over a box of pop tarts
Posted by Gennady on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bratwurst |
And he said to me, You will know what to wish for as his magical floating monkey hovered above in a halo of flaky incandescent dust. The bum was right I thought. How lucky was I to happen upon this ...
Posted by Gennady on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
