Before I Die... |
So I run marathons, staying really active and in shape. Just so you know, I fully plan to be around for another 40-50 years unless I get hit by a bus while on a training run. Here are...
Posted by Steve Plays Too Loud on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:59:00 PST |
What Ever Happened To... |
You know, as I sit here and think about it there are a few traditions missing from our society that I think would come in pretty handy:
Paying a dowry: There’s a lot of pressure on us guys to mu...
Posted by Steve Plays Too Loud on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:38:00 PST |
Captcha My Heart |
What is it with these freakin' Captchas all of a sudden? They're everywhere! Add a friend? Gotta solve a Captcha first! Post a comment? Better get the Captcha right!
All ...
Posted by Steve Plays Too Loud on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:57:00 PST |
My Own Erotic Tale |
I'm in the mood to write some erotica. Check this out:
I saw her there last month as I drove along the boulevard. She had all the right curves, in all the right places. Fro...
Posted by Steve Plays Too Loud on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:29:00 PST |
Adding Hot Friends |
You see the bulletins all the time - "Add my hot friend Gladys!!!" "Add my hot friend "Henrietta!!!!" "Add my hot friend Giuseppe!"
I've never seen anybody send out a bulletin saying, "Add...
Posted by Steve Plays Too Loud on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:14:00 PST |
Spam - It’s Not Just For Dinner Anymore! |
You know, until there was an Internet I never had any idea that there were so many companies out there concerned with my sexual performance. But 10,000 spam emails can't be wrong, can they? ...
Posted by Steve Plays Too Loud on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:42:00 PST |
Recess!!!! Woohoo!!!! |
So, I know a lot of people have been thinking, "Steve hasn't posted a blog in a while, and yet he is such a cool guy."
Ok, maybe you weren't thinking that - but I was, ok?
Ac...
Posted by Steve Plays Too Loud on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:04:00 PST |
Roses are Red, Blogs are...Blue |
This is my first (and possibly only) serious blog ever. I'd rather keep you all smiling if I can, but I've had a number of friends lately who have dealt with stressful relationship issues, so he...
Posted by Steve Plays Too Loud on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:20:00 PST |
Alternative Fuels |
I've been thinking...
What if we all drove hydrogen or solar powered vehicles, except for emergency responders? Police, fire and rescue could all drive gas powered muscle machines, while us John...
Posted by Steve Plays Too Loud on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:14:00 PST |
Jackpot!!! |
What would you do if you won a significant lottery jackpot? Would it change you as a person? What impact would it have on your current routine?
Here's what I would do:
1) I'd definitely bu...
Posted by Steve Plays Too Loud on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:56:00 PST |
