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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: YES INDEED
Birthday: remeber when ole boy said let there be light ...well im the nigga that flipped the switch
Birthplace: backalley after an abortion gone wrong
Current Location: ya mind
Eye Color: do dolla signs have a color
Hair Color: does it really matter if your head is down ___ on my ____
Height: tall enough that we'll never see eye to eye
Right Handed or Left Handed: all depends on where you sit and what you want me to do
Your Heritage: im a strong ,sexy ,militant, black man with an attitude and a monthly metro
The Shoes You Wore Today: were made for walking
Your Weakness: the spot btween my ____ and my ____
Your Fears: that you won't find the spot
Your Perfect Pizza: 41st and 9th dolla pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting my ____ /____on top of the empire state building
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: ok how can i get my draws out of the ceiling fan and sneak out of here without waking up these buttnaked strangers
Your Best Physical Feature: well my _____ of course ... and im told it taste good too
Your Bedtime: right after we ____ the third time
Your Most Missed Memory: well the time when we _____ for 2 hours til we both ____ on da _____ at your bestfriends house
Pepsi or Coke: is there rum involved
MacDonalds or Burger King: white castle
Single or Group Dates: as long as i end up naked i don't care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: blue long island
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate godiva martini straight up or melted hersheys on ur _____ with some whip cream either way
Cappuccino or Coffee: is there bailys involved
Do you Smoke: yeah after i ____
Do you Swear: right when im about ta _____
Do you Sing: right before i smoke
Do you Shower Daily: only if i have a partner
Have you Been in Love: depends isn't that the feeling you get right before you _____ if so then yes many times if not then im not interested
Do you want to go to College: im enrolled in the school of hard knocks (and i stay in the honers dorm)
Do you want to get Married: i'll only marry money i plan on a summer wedding
Do you belive in yourself: i believe i can fly
Do you get Motion Sickness: well there was this one time when i had to many long islands and i woke up swinging from the ceiling fan with my ____ out covered in honey and surrounded by angry circus midgets and a very attractive clown but that was the only time
Do you think you are Attractive: yes indeed (peep da name)
Are you a Health Freak: yes thas why i own stock in trojan
Do you get along with your Parents: you mean those assholes who decided to get together have sex and sentence me to a lifetime of torment with you degenerate mutha fuckas on this lousy fucked up planet we call earth ? yeah they alright
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if on a group date... and we're outside...naked...sticky ... and hugging
Do you play an Instrument: well this one time at band camp
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes i believe you should have 8 to 10 glasses a day
In the past month have you Smoked: WHY YOU WANNA KNOW !!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: IM SERIOUS WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANNA KNOW!!!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: does a naked rendez vous in a porta potty on 42nd st. count
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes there was a sale at the knitty gritty funky kitty
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but an oreo came over the other day and ____ on my _____ then we ______ til i ____ but i didn't have anything to clean it up with
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no the bitch is lyin
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes i was doing a naked one man rendetion of the color purple
In the past month have you been Dumped: now why would you want me to relive that memory you nasty, heartless, cruel, son of a bitch!!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes in the tub with a few friends
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i don't care what that security guard said i was just keeping it at the store until i was ready to use it
Ever been Drunk: are you serious im lit like a mua fucka right now
Ever been called a Tease: yeah but then i felt bad and did it anyway
Ever been Beaten up: do whips and spankings count
Ever Shoplifted: i don't know how all those condoms got into my bag
How do you want to Die: butt naked , rich , with a professional ____ who can _____ and doesn't mind ____ my ______ in the morning before i ______
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: butt naked , rich , with a professional ____ who can _____ and doesn't mind ____ my ______ in the morning before i ______
What country would you most like to Visit: any where that i can get a couple of cheap _____ to put their tounge on my ______ while i _____ to the beat of knuck if u buck
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter as long as i can rub my ____ all ova ya face
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter as long as you don't mind me gettin my _____ all in it
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter as long as you don't mind me gettin my _____ all in it
Height: as long as you tall enough ta _____ and not _____ when i ______ then you good
Weight: as long as you're not so heavy that you hurt my _____ when im on my back and you _____ me while i _____
Best Clothing Style: if you're the right type we won't need clothes now will we
Number of Drugs I have taken: enough to make you wanna go down and _____ on my _____ in public even though you said you don't like to do that
Number of CDs I own: as long as you have enough so that when we _____ we don't run outta songs before i _____
Number of Piercings: well i always wondered what it would be like if you had a _____ on your ____ dat vibrated and you could use it to stimulate my _____ so i could ____ like neva before
Number of Tattoos: doesn't matter with the lights off now does it
Number of things in my Past I Regret: anything involving 151

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