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Jenn Short

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"Sometimes where some one is, isn't nearly as important as how far they’ve come." That is the best piece of advice I have ever got. Most of the time everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine. *winka

My Interests


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Music:

I have everything from Michael Jackson to Bowling for Soup. From N'SYNC to Janice Joplin. I Swear. Really.

Movies:

HMMMMM...Yeah...I have the attention span of a small field mouse. So basically whatever they try to sell me for $5 while I'm getting a pedicure.

Television:

The Real Housewives of NYC,DEA, Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Hills.....Like I have time to watch TV, but when I do I like to trade my realty for someone else's.

Books:

The Secret. Period. You have that book, you have everything you need.

Heroes:

Sean Kingston - from Jail to a millionaire... J.K. Rowling - from welfare to a millionaire... Bill Gates - from a Harvard dropout to a millionaire... See where I'm going with this millionaire thing?

My Blog

You dont have to sell drugs, to live like you do

I used to think I didn't have a life, but then I look back and I did have a life, just not the one I wanted. At least, that is the way I felt in elementary school, all the way until walking across the...
Posted by Jenn Short on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:40:00 PST

Aww! Poor pretty little rich girl got problems? As a matter of fact I do...

My dreams cannot happen as long as your here,Your taking up space, a little here, a little there.What was once a friendship, now is over,And is as hard to recover as a four leave clover.I thank God I ...
Posted by Jenn Short on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:50:00 PST

I’ll only admit defeat if it looks like I’m taking the higher road

As a true New Yorker I am a private person. Now, thats not to say that for the right amount of money I wouldn't sell my celebrity neighbors out to page six, but I do have a little bit a dignity. Ther...
Posted by Jenn Short on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 05:34:00 PST

I started out writing a will, halfway down it turned into a suicide letter

It's Baaaaaack! Spring/Summer is FINALLY here and so are the Top 20 Best Quotes of Fall/Winter 2007......20. If you want your dreams to come true,don't oversleep.19. Be nice to the people on your way...
Posted by Jenn Short on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:00:00 PST

Oprah is so powerful and rich she could own slaves and it would be okay...

"It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives." Don’t be afra...
Posted by Jenn Short on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:01:00 PST

"I couldnt find anything bad about you" - A Fan

There few things more humbling in life than being rolled out, on a stretcher, in a body bag. Of course, that only magnifies when you add 300 screaming fans, TMZ, and one loud lady screaming "Their bri...
Posted by Jenn Short on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:49:00 PST

Im sweet like sugar and soft like suede, but unlike a piano, I never get played

Greetings,        &n bsp;         &n bsp;         &n bsp;  &nbs...
Posted by Jenn Short on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 03:35:00 PST

How do you sleep at night? In silk sheets, rolling naked in money?

I don't believe in regret for two reasons. One, I think it's a license to feel sorry for yourself and I don't feel sorry for me, I feel lucky. And two, at some point, everything you did was exactly wh...
Posted by Jenn Short on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 10:40:00 PST

The Myspace Rejection

Ok so most of the human race now has a Myspace page, which I consider a catch 22. Your damned if you have one and your damned if you don't. On one hand, if you do have myspace you are in the "In Crow...
Posted by Jenn Short on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:49:00 PST

Even Frankensteins monster found his soul mate, and Im not sure he even had a soul

"There never really is a right time to commit when you're with the wrong person." I admit it, and I stand by Gene Simmons when he said "Marriage is an institution, you also have to be committed to it...
Posted by Jenn Short on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:58:00 PST