About Me
hi! (above you see how i act when i'm all jacked up and win a poker tournament) i'm kinda sorry, but readin this won't be very interestin i guess...anyhow lemme see what i could tell you about me... i was born in winter of 86, so i grew up in the 90s...love that time! adidas sneakers, commander keen IV, hip hop, sonic the hedgehog, die hard, fanta pink grapefruit, grand theft auto, command and conquer red alert just to mention a few things that formed who i am today...my dad and me, we traveled the states a lot back in those days and i just loved it. but then i had to attend school back here in germany and couldn't join my dad anymore on his trips and had to stay with my mother after the divorce... i always sucked in school, cause i'm way to lazy to do shit like homework, essays or 'learn' before class tests -which in my opinion is some kind of cheatin...you simply know sommin or you don't!- what for do you 'learn' stuff, reproduce it and then forget it?! i don't get it...shit, there were times where i just sat around there and didn't know what to write at all...but somehow i made it to the 12th grade and look forward to get my diploma in summer 08. besides school, i work as a complaint management agent for an european automobile manufacturer and do all kinds of stuff with my friends. i like to travel a lot and went to italy, greece, spain, austria, holland, poland, ukrain, texas, thailand, cambodia and myanmar whitin this millennium. i love almost all kindsa music with a focus on everything were a guitar is involved and went to plenty of concerts too. i'm a perfect victim of what soad called advertising therapy in chic'n'stu, which means, that i totally trust in brand name products and always try to buy or consume 'the best'. i know it's probably complete bullshit but i simply feel more comfortable with my kellogg's/vans/dickies/adidas/siemens/jack daniel's/coca cola/nabisco/carhartt/heinz/kraft/wrigley's or whatever... i suck in grammar concerns, sometimes got problems to tell the time, can't memorize the exact order of the alphabet and often forget just what i wanted to say and get real mad about my stupidity. the funny thing is, i know all that but still want to become a member of mensa =) my shoe size is 15...not too special one could say...but over here those fucktards don't sell anything over 13...so i've got to buy my shoes in the states or on the internet and some of em look quite fucked up cause sometimes i can't stand and buy shoes sized 13 and after a few weeks, they simply demolished. i really don't know when or were it happened but there was a moment in my life, were 'the switch got engaged' as me and my friend manni name it. it was that moment, were we started to question stuff and began our meaningless philosophical careers. what i can say for sure is, that i read a lot about different philosophical aspects of life and never read anything that could help me answer all my questions or could give me proper advice for everyday concerns. i guess there is no such book 'the master plan for dummies' but plato and kant had some wicked thougths back in their days and i'm more than happy to got the chance to read their books. i'm kinda 'proud' by the way, that kant was one of the great german minds and let our forefathers to the enlightenment -which is just that dividing line mankind should never ever fall behind again in my eyes- which got somehow forgotten and abandoned in the last 150 years and was replaced by disposable media icons or 'stars'. who really gives a fuck, is some insane mother shaves her hair off and cries for the media?! it's terrible, how all of us get molested by those 'stars'. the other day, my friend simon told me about a test he answered, that told him, he's not 'up-to-date', cause he just knew about 90% of what happened in the world of the rich and famous that week...i mean, please! smokers get sued and shit but that huge godlike machine 'media industry' with all it's size not just keeps runnin and runnin and runnin...it's like that freekin hydra in greek mythology and grows further and further. i really don't insist to set it 'deus ex machina' but would you miss anything, if you wouldn't knew how much some dude spend to own his enormous mansion? ...i'm sorry about takin you this far but i just think things would be so much better or just less annoyin, if some institutions of nowadays western societies were just banned or at least controlled in some way. i got an average amount of real friends, i'd say and love to spend my spare time with em of course. there’s my best friend nicola and the 'keller crew' (ali, colditz, GAUNER!, lexi, manni, nicolai, sandro and simon) to be mentioned first i guess. there are some more people, i'd consider my friends: agnes, carina, elena, joh, katharina, kuvinthan, max, morv, pascal, pete, posert, regina, sabrina, schneider, tost, wladimir, yvonne, zeich. i use to drink some beer or whiskey or just cocktails on weekends and prefer parties more than clubs or discos. i might represent a walkin example of thousands of clichés but i never was crazy for mechanical stuff such as boats or cars in that way you probably are. but some years ago, i caught the fever for american cars from my dad. he moved from chattanooga, TN to south-east asia but left his 57 chevy bel air here in germany with me. i started takeing driving lessons in winter 04 but still haven't got a german license. i do got an texan dl since spring break 06 but it'd be way to expensive to ride a real car over here. i would have to drive around in some little bitty shit and since we got a very good public transport system, i don't really need a car right now. i'm also into acting since a few years. i still suck a lot but i always had very close friends in the group and it was fun most of the time. i feel kinda sorry for you now...but i told you in the very beginning, this won't be interesting at all...in fact, i don't really know, why i did this...guess i just don't want to start my essay about plato's ideas about society anyways...i'd like to hear from you and i'll try my best to answer you...even thou my english pretty rotten frank
