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Lisa hates you...

Suck it. Twice. On a Sunday.

About Me

I am a scatterbrained malcontent who currently resides in the S. Bay area with her significant other , 1 or more of these , 1 grey cat, 1 white cat, 1 missing cat, a PUPPAY , and a few dying houseplants .

I like good music, greek food, fast cars, coffee, belly dancing, jack daniels, live music, Xanadu, tattoos, ren faires, rollerskating, bar fights, hair, vodka, and ugly dogs - not necessarily in that order.

And I really like waffles. A lot.

..

No, I don't think you're sexy.

No, not even if you think I am. There's no accounting for taste.

No, I do not want to come out and play with you.
Really.

FOR AN UPDATED COMEDY CALENDAR
(and more soundclips when I stop being lazy),
PLEASE VISIT MY MYSPACE COMEDY PROFILE:
www.myspace.com/bitchcomic


Register for Change
http://www.voteforchange.com

I registered to vote

My Interests



"Look down on me, you will see a fool. Look up at me, you will see your lord. Look straight at me, you will see yourself." - Charles Manson

I'd like to meet:

Wolverine (no, not Hugh Jackman, unless he's dressed as Wolverine), Geoff Tate, Joan Jett, Sam Elliot, Bettie Page, Eddie Izzard, Linda Perry, Angelina Jolie, Ted Bundy, Sabastian Bach, Tommy Lee, Dr. Ruth, Bill Clinton, and Journey.

Notice how you are not included in that list. Please. Notice that.

Music:



Prince, George Clinton, Marilion, Joan Jett, Gram Rabbit, Poe, Devil Doll, Porcupine Tree, PJ Harvey, Sarah Brightman, Blondie, Bjork, Rush, Patsy Cline, Lacuna Coil, Motley Crue, Portishead, Pink Floyd,Metallica, Massive Attack, The Gathering, Alan Parson's Project, Led Zeppelin, Dolly Parton, Queen, The Cult, Death Cab For Cutie, Elliot Smith, Journey, Talk Talk, Lamb, Morcheeba, Pantera, Priest, Flogging Molly, Concrete Blonde, Jason Allen, Fuel, Linda Perry, Sinead O'Connor, Hooverphonic, Grace Slick, Tori Amos, Joss Stone, Pearl Jam, Blue Rodeo, Social Distortion, Pat Benatar, Ministry, Queensryche, The Mars Volta, and your mom.

That's a short list.

I made these...

Movies:

BoondockmotherfuckinSaints, X-Men I and II, Joy Luck Club, Blue Velvet, Godfather I and II, Requiem For a Dream, Gia, Animal House, Sleeping Beauty, Grosse Point Blank, Debbie Does Dallas, The Jerk, True Romance, Memento, White Oleander, Seven, Porky's, Look Who's Coming To Dinner, School of Rock, Anal Invaders, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, The Ring, Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story, Caligula, Monty Python & Holy Grail, American Beauty, The Icestorm, Tommy Lee and Pamela's home movie, Girl Interrupted, 16 Candles, Roadhouse, Desperado, Naughty & Ninety, Muppets Take Manhatten, Xanadu, Kung Fu Hustle...

Television:

CSI, HEROES, NIP TUCK, 24, THE OFFICE & HOUSE. Yay.

Books:

Stephen King - all
White Oleander
Memoirs of a Geisha
Amy Tan - all
Dean Koontz - most
Tom Clancy - Without Remorse
(The ONE of his I could read w/o falling into a coma)

Heroes:

Oprah's Uterus

You're Bettie Page!

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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And I'm a big fat geeky gamer, too:

EVERQUEST

Requienne - Ubah Cleric

WORLD OF WARCRAFT

Syphillus - Undead Mage (and so pretty!)

SECOND LIFE

Fiona Fiddlesticks - Virtual Barbie. Haha

Oh...and the guy who made these is my GOD.
(click this shit)

My Blog

Family Values Tour...Yay.

I just got back a bit ago from the Family Values Tour that I attended in the Sacramento area with my son, James.I'm fuckin BEAT.   I was a sweaty disgusting mess, but the first thing I did w...
Posted by Lisa hates you... on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:26:00 PST