poetry, creative non-fiction, music (classic rock), education, bright shiny objects, teaching everyone the correct use of quotation fingers and ellipses, film, NPR/Chicago Public Radio, visual arts, gaining complete control of everyone who rides the CTA so as to make them behave as I see fit, performing arts, stealing other people's dogs.
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Dogs, even more dogs, other writers who I am as good as/better than/not even in the ballpark with so as to goad me by sheer covetousness into finishing this book already. Alright, to name names: Aaron Sorkin; David Sedaris - again; Oprah Winfrey; Anderson Cooper - again, only this time I'd make out with him instead of just saying "I like your suit"; Kenneth Koch, Bob Dylan - totally making out; Michael Moore; Philip Gourevitch - again, only this time I wouldn't be late, pop my snaps or have my cell phone go off, a.k.a be the person I hate; Elvis Costello - makeout central; Steve Martin; Will Farell; Frank McCourt, kind of again - does being in the Rubloff auditoruim at the same time count? everyone on NPR, Anthony Bourdain, Paula Deen, Barak Obama - again, as "Secretary of Watching 'Law and Order' and Eating Pad Thai".
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Dylan, The Who, Elvis Costello (and/or the Attractions), The Beatles, Janis Joplin, David Bowie, Bob Marley, Billy Joel, The Stones, Zep, Cat Stevens, Donovan, The Dead, James Taylor, Simon and Garfunkel, They Might Be Giants, The Doobie Brothers, The Clash, The Kinks, The Knack, Barenaked Ladies, Jet, TRex, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Kenny Loggins, Tommy TuTone, AhHa and/or any other 80's guilty pleasure, any and all of the great female jazz songstresses, Wally Pleasant, The Jackson 5, Jim Croce, anyone who has ever guest starred on "The Muppet Show".
Mahnahmahna
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Paige 's Random Movie Quote:
'You can never go too far.'
- Ferris Beuller, Ferris Beuller’s Day Off
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Sweet Baby Jesus
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March of the Penguins, Stanger than Fiction, Dodgeball, The Pursuit of Happyness, Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Thank You for Smoking, The Science of Sleep, The Triplets of Bellville, Secretary, Bobby, Caddyshack, Pretty Woman, Philadelphia, Heathers, Pump Up the Volume, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, PCU, Clerks, Cinderella Man, Zoolander, Mystery Men, Apocalypse Now, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Anchorman, The American President, The Royal Tennenbaums, Jakob the Liar, Dazed and Confused, Meet the Parents, Brick, I Am Sam, The Dark Crystal, Proof, Rudy, American Beauty, The Majestic, Almost Famous, Being John Malcovitch, Momento, Reality Bites, Waitress, The Sixth Sense, You've Got Mail, Shall We Dance, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Goonies, Father of the Bride, Prarie Home Companion, The Green Mile, Hearts in Atlantis, Newsies, Waiting for Guffman, The Devil Wears Prada, The Wizard of Oz, The King and I, Chicago, Newsies - just about any classic/semi-modern movie musical, same goes for Pixar or anything starring dogs and/or furniture jumping crazy Tom Cruise, any short on rathergood.com, the film version of my book.
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You are Hard Harry from Pump up the Volume
You are shy, but once you overcome that you are inspirational to those around you. You are rebellious and like to push the authority figures buttons.
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What Law & Order Character Are You?
Lennie Briscoe
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West Wing, but only the episodes written by Aaron Sorkin; Law and Order, predominatly any episodes with Lenny Briscoe and Jack McCoy, though I'll take others in a pinch; Fraiser; LOST; Heroes; any reality T.V. show I think I have a chance/no chance of being cast on - as a chubby caustic replacement for Janis Dickenson on ANTM, the tasteless fire-starter on Top Chef, the scrapper on Project Runway who can't hem, The Real World: Boystown, etc.; Sex and the City; Family Guy; Futurama; Home Movies; Tom Goes to the Mayor; Mission Hill; the Simpsons; Aqua Teen Hunger Force - especially if Inignot, Ur and/or Foreigner are involved; Robot Chicken; No Reservations; any show featuring Paula Deen; Jeopardy, Cash Cab, the World Series of Pop Culture, Mad Men, the series, mini-series and documentary based on my book
The West Wing Pilot
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Fiction:No one belongs here more than you, Miranda JulyThe Invention of Hugo Cabret, Brian SelznickThe Book of Lost Things, John ConnollyAquamarine, Carol AnshawWhat You've Been Missing, Janet Desaulniersthe perks of being a wallflower, Stephen ChboskyThe Time Traveler's Wife, Audrey NiffengerOne Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia MarquezAtonement, Ian McEwanThe Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Mark HaddonHousekeeping, Marilynne RobisonThe Bone People, Keri HulmeThe Mambo Kings Sing Songs of Love, Oscar HijuelosThe Question of Bruno, Alexsandar HemonFury, Salman RushdieThe Subterraneans, Jack KerouacThe Great Gatsby, F. Scott FitzgeraldShopgirl, Steve MartinLisey's Story, Steven KingLolita, Vladmir NabokovTo Kill a Mockingbird, Harper LeeFranny and Zooey and Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters or Seymour, an Introduction, J.D. SalingerOne Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Ken KeseyBastard Out of Carolina, Dorothy AllisonBee Season, Myla Goldberg Poets:Joe BrainardPablo NerudaDiane WakoskiNaomi ShiHab NyeCarl PhillipsBilly CollinsLouise GluckAllen GinsbergDiane DiPrimaLyn HejinianFredrico Garcia LorcaWilliam ShakespeareT.S. ElliotLewis CarrollWalt WhitmanWilliam Carlos WilliamsOtherOleanna, David MametEquus, Peter ShafferEverything by David SedarisRose, Where Did You Get That Red? Kenneth KochThe Chronicles of Narnia, C.S. Lewis Othello; Henry V, William Shakespeare Fierce Attachments, Vivian GornickRecollections of My Life as a Woman, Diane DiPrimaTeacher Man, Frank McCourtA Little Princess; The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson BurnettWatership Down, Richard AdamsAutobiography of Red: A Novel in Verse, Anne CarsonPoetry Speaks, ensembleThe Glass Castle, Janette WallsPositively Fifth Street, Jim McManusThe Pets.com Sock Puppet Book, Ben AnsenTarantula, Bob DylanSex Sells: Confessions of a Victoria's Secret Saleswench, Alyson Paige Warren
LOST Dramatic Chipmunk
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Drama Chipmunk
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aflac goat
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Petsmart commercial
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Funny Owl
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Llama Song
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adopt your own virtual pet!
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Don't touch my bone
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Funny Cats
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Angriest Cat in the World
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My Cupcake
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