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sweetness & sarcasm

she don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone

About Me

And she was the kind of girl you'd give up eating meat for,
No more salomi, no more steak or potatoes.
Yeah you would walk on down to the health food store
And buy her hummus, and tabulis, and bobbagunush,
and Ricecakes ricecakes ricecakes!
Nose ring girl, I love you
Nose ring girl, I want you I want you I want you!
~Nerfherder
I am not a pretty girl
that is not what i do
I ain't no damsel in distress
and i don't need to be rescued
so put me down punk
maybe you'd prefer a maiden fair
isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere
i am not an angry girl
but it seems like i've got everyone fooled
every time i say something they find hard to hear
they chalk it up to my anger
and never to their own fear
and imagine you're a girl
just trying to finally come clean
knowing full well they'd prefer you
were dirty and smiling
and i am sorry
i am not a maiden fair
and i am not a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere
and generally my generation
wouldn't be caught dead working for the man
and generally i agree with them
trouble is you gotta have yourself an alternate plan
and i have earned my disillusionment
i have been working all of my life
and i am a patriot
i have been fighting the good fight
and what if there are no damsels in distress
what if i knew that and i called your bluff?
don't you think every kitten figures out how to get down
whether or not you ever show up
i am not a pretty girl
i don't want to be a pretty girl
no i want to be more than a pretty girl
~Ani Difranco!

My Interests

photography, poetry, impressionistic art, tea, John Cusack movies, sushi, Starbucks coffee, deep conversations, fashion, democrats, alternative and indie rock, feminist literature, discount shoe stores, mac computers, art magazines, making pancakes and waffles from scratch, discussing religion and philosophy, kareoke, roadtrips on a sunny day, political art, english bulldogs in sweaters, mosh pits, thrift stores, yoga, christmas decorations, jazz music, back massages, theatre, club hopping, Martinis on the rocks with salt, crossword puzzles

Music:

Sage Francis, Jimmy Eat World, Ani Difranco, Green Day, Coldplay, the Weakerthans, OAR, AC/DC, White Stripes, Aretha Franklin, Frank Sinatra, Allister, Guster, Ataris, Violent Femmes, Wilco, Le Tigre, No Use for a Name, Q and Not U, the Killers, Motion City Soundtrack, the Films, Oasis, Goldfinger, Reel Big Fish, Saves the Day, the Cure, Sublime,Duran Duran, Beastie Boys, Foo Fighters, Barbara Streisand, Ryan Adams, TLC, System of a Down, the Who, Queen, Madonna, Cake, Ben Folds, Fionna Apple, Lauren Hill, Alicia Keys, Carly Simon, Simon and Garfunkel, Tina turner, Jackson 5, George Clinton, Thrice, Brand New, Bush, the Cranberries, the Desperacidos/Bright Eyes, Kos, Porcupine Tree, Death Cab for Cutie...

Movies:

The Graduate, Say Anything, The Object of My Affection, Swingers, As Good As it Gets, Clueless, The Sweetest Thing, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, 21 Grams, The Way We Were, Annie Hall, Before Sunset, The Notebook, Psycho (or any Hitchcock movie for that matter), Talk to Her, Party Monster, What Women Want, Cruel Intentions, The Ring, Bio-Dome, any of those old movies with Fred Astaire and Ginger Rodgers or Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney, A Raisen in the Sun, High Fidelity, Star Wars especially the old ones when yoda was still a muppet, any muppet movie...

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Boston Legal, Conan O'Brien, old school Nickelodeon

Heroes:

Oprah, Steve Jobs, Ani Difranco

My Blog

confessions

" c o n f e s s i o n s "~"*be honest*"~- y e s - o r - n o -I'M AFRAID OF SILENCE: not realyI TALK A LOT WHEN I GET NERVOUS: yesI AM REALLY TICKLISH: definitelyI'VE BEEN CALLED A TEASE: yesI'VE BEEN ...
Posted by sweetness & sarcasm on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:00:00 PST

and the years fly by so fast...

1. Fell in love -- I thought I was in love at 17, but really it took me until I was 212. Lost your virginity - 203. Got drunk - 184. Smoked weed --- 195. Got frenc...
Posted by sweetness & sarcasm on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:13:00 PST