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the creature from the black leather lagoon

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About Me

stuck in the mainstream pseudo dude.

My Interests

alternative fags, bones, cemeteries, bats, animal recycling, dissection, taxidermy, cigarettes, oldschool goth, death, sex, makeup, art, painting, drawing, fucking, horror movies, vintage medical equipment, biological oddities, conjoined twins, babies in bottles, birth deformities, zombies, obsessive love songs, stealth pissing, boots, photography, joel peter witkin, tongues, doll parts, stitches, piercings, tattoos, asphyxiation, art fuck, cute boys, fur coats, painting, fucking, deathrock, brains, roadkill theft, fear of ghosts, your art is crap, mothra!, industrial, graverobbing, cephalopods, punk rock, machines that fuck, tentacle rape, petting animals too hard on purpose, whiskey shots, post-goth with tendency towards relapse, graveyard rock, tombstone theft, pyronecrobeastiality, and your mom.

I'd like to meet:

cephalopods.

Music:

deathrock, old punk, oldschool goth, riot grrrl, industrial, 80's pop, new wave. babyland, penis flytrap, concrete blonde, 45 grave, christian death, rozz williams, daucus karota, shadow project, sneaker pimps, cinema strange, bauhaus, newlydeads, dead or alive, bikini kill, le tigre, david bowie, the virgin prunes, gene loves jezebel, diamanda galas, hole, jack off jill, marilyn manson, the deep eynde, ssq, bella morte, sopor aeternus and the ensemble of shadows, the cure, sisters of mercy, peaches, ministry, android lust, billy idol, dinah cancer and the graverobbers, cycle sluts from hell, underworld, curve, white zombie, rob zombie, the cramps, peter murphy, sneaky bat machine, goteki, the vanishing, the faint, the cruxshadows, strawberry switchblade, and one, wumpscut, visage, scarling, q lazzarus, babes in toyland, lunachicks, killing joke, erasure, the deep eynde, courtney love, alice cooper, cyndi lauper, duran duran, boy george, culture club, tears for fears, echo and the bunnymen, rasputina, antiworld, the damned, sex gang children, alien sex fiend, specimen, spf1000, pet shop boys, bronski beat, communards, rational youth, ladytron, chicks on speed, the breeders, the kelly deal 6000, toilet boys, hedwig and the angry inch, the cult, danielle dax, nina hagen, johnette napolitano, radio berlin, turn pale, lita ford, prince, fear cult, element, frankenstein, the genitorturers, berlin, kathleen hannah, the cranberries, annie lennox, the eurythmics, interpol, pigface, yeah yeah yeahs, L7, the dresden dolls, danielle dax, neuroticfish, a flock of seagulls, leather strip, suicide commando, front 242, liz phair, the scary bitches, antony and the johnsons, anal kitties, baby shower, killer barbies, kitchen and the plastic spoon, princess tinymeat, the plasmatics, etc...

Movies:

[lots, though mostly splatter/gore/horror movies and movies by full moon video.] return of the living dead pt 1 and 3, night of the demons pt 1 and 2, the dead hate the living, hedwig and the angry inch, edward scissorhands, zombie, the gates of hell, velvet goldmine, ginger snaps, puppet master [even though some of those movies were the gay], in the mouth of madness, the rules of attraction, elvira: mistress of the dark, hideous!, castle freak, 200 cigarettes, she creature, party monster, nightbreed, hellraiser pt 1-4 [clive needs to knock it the fuck off with the lameass sequels and close the fuckin' box already], the crying game, the birdcage, donnie darko, amelie, thelma and louise, re-animator, dracula, bram stoker's dracula, nosferatu, phantasm, the prophecy, day of the dead, texas chainsaw massacre, night of the living dead, poison ivy, girl interrupted, nightmare on elm street, alien, frankenstein, c.h.u.d., jawbreaker, that lifetime movie where fred savage kills candice cameron and dumps her body in the lake, beetlejuice, may, the doom generation, plan 9 from outer space, little monsters, niagara niagara, american perfekt, freeway, freeway 2: confessions of a trickbaby, the people under the stairs, wigstock: the movie, pink flamingos, class of 1984, reform school girls, the monster squad, dagon, from beyond, mermaids, seed people, the applegates, night of the living dead, bride of frankenstein, 24 hour party people, y tu mama tambien, monster, alien, crybaby, psycho beach party, nekromantic, friday the 13th, necronomicon, evil dead, evil dead 2, army of darkness, ed wood, the rocky horror picture show, children shouldn't play with dead things, hollywood chainsaw hookers

Television:

not big on t.v.

Books:

poppy z. brite, clive barker, bret easton ellis, chuck pahlaniuk.

Heroes:

people who made a scene. people who made a mess.

My Blog

realization.

sometimes i feel like i compromise too much, and nothing and no one ever compromises for me. and it makes me kind of angry. and a little bit sad.
Posted by Chlamydia Champagne on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 12:05:00 PST

i need a hug.

i feel really shitty today. shitty news when i got up, and i've been in a bad mood since. it's so frustrating. everytime i really want something - no matter what it is - i get all hopeful and shit...
Posted by Chlamydia Champagne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

randomness.

someone tell me a story. what story? history. his-story. my story? never, never mine. i've told it a milion times too many anyway. my face feels about to crack into a million pieces. things seem...
Posted by Chlamydia Champagne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one hundred years

It doesn't matter if we all die Ambition in the back of a black car In a high building there is so much to do Going home time A story on the radio Something small falls out of your mouth And w...
Posted by Chlamydia Champagne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am the lame. whee!

okay seriously. i don't know why god thinks it is so funny to make me have crushes on boys that are so totally, unbelievably out of my league. i am always so terrified to disappoint. hello, inf...
Posted by Chlamydia Champagne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm sorry for this entry.

So, I am completely fascinated by the concept of those little back rooms in porn shops. Everytime I walk into one of those stores I want to go back and see what it's like back there SO BADLY, but I...
Posted by Chlamydia Champagne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

testes. testes 1,2,3...

another journal. *just* what i need...
Posted by Chlamydia Champagne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST