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'Iya chums!
I have to say ill be the first to tell you im a bit weird but thats just me lol! in summer i can either be found drinking with my mates or under a tree with a book, or driving around or drinking somemore or...well thats about it lol!! but hey its me!
I enjoy all the usual stuff, going out with my group of absolutely amazing mates! **scroll down and you shall see em!** They're ace they are. I also do lots of other stuff like snowboarding, which i do thru my college. *Hillsborough College*, which, as of the other month, i have officially finished until i go back for my 3rd year in september. And no its not coz im resitting anything its coz i had a change of career plan so chose a new subject at the end of my first year! People ask me if it bothers me that all my mates will be at uni and to them i reply 'nay! for i can drink, drive and gamble *tho not at the same time* so i have plenty to ammuse myself with!*
I have a anoyying tendancy to be amazingly fantabulousley randommated sometimes! but its grrrreat!
Im now 18 years of age! How it rocks my funky starry socks!
I can drink and buy drink and i can proudly present my PINK driving licence! *yes i passed i didnt just colour it in*
Whoop!I loooove music! Without music my life would be boring! i am regularly seen zipping around in my lil pap-pap with some kinda indie/emo/ska/punk/rock combo blasting out of the factory-fitted speakers!
Yes, coz im too cool to *chav out* my car, i like it that way it is!
Its missing the obligatory hub-cap that seems to reign supreme in my family as well!
My cousins all have only 3 hub-caps, and i cant even remember how i lost mine! It must have been stolen by the family fairy.
Im a lil bit crazy and wild, but not in a psychopathic madman way, in a funny fun fun easy to get along with guy kinda way! im so easy to talk to, in fact i can spark up a converstaion with a complete stranger! they might think its a lil weird but who cares? lol!
However i do have a small amount of common sense and am actually quite knowledgable when you get to know me lol!
Anyways leave me lots of lubbly jubbly comments!!
Cheers pal!Check out this MySpace MP3 Player !
10 Times in history when using the F word was appropriate....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers, my ass!" - Noah
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK
1) "Aw, c'mon, who the *&%# is gonna to find out?" - Bill Clinton
Penis life...
A sad life of a penis.......
I've only got 1 eye,
my hair is a mess,
my relatives are nuts,
my neighbour's an arsehole,
my best friend's a cunt,
and my owner is a wanker......
Better than emoticons...ASSICONS
You've heard of emoticons, here are the ASSICONS:
(_!_) a regular ass :
(__!__) a fat ass :
(!) a tight ass :
(_*_) a sore ass :
{_!_} a swishy ass :
(_o_) an ass that's been around :
(_x_) kiss my ass :
(_X_) leave my ass alone :
(_zzz_) a tired ass :
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass :
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass :
(_?_) Dumb Ass :
Things You Actually Really Want to Know About Me by onmyown2723
Height:: What a start! i have no idea
Weight:: Also, no idea lol
Right or left-handed:: Righty
Heritage:: My ancestors were lords
Are you in love?:: Nope
How do you alleviate stress?:: I play rugby! Heck yeah!
Do you swear?:: Dam and blast!
If you could have any job, what would it be?:: Pilot!
What are your favorite sports to watch?:: Rugby! obv!
What was your first car?:: It will be a vauxhall astra
What kind of car do you have now?:: N/a
Were you popular in high school?:: Not really
Do you like thunderstorms?:: Yeeeeeah!
Is the glass half empty or half full?:: Its half full baby!
Best places you have ever been?:: Lake District! WOOO!!
Favorite food?:: kebab/curry/chinese
Least favorite food?:: vegetables...they must be eliminated
What type of music do you dislike most?:: Niech...well if u can class that as music
Do you take illegal drugs?:: Nope
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Ahh hell why not?
If you're not in love now, have you ever been?:: Yes a couple of times
Are you a risk taker?:: Depends on the risk!
What do you think about most?:: I dunno! i dont think about what im thinking i just think it
Ever cheated on a b/f or g/f? Be honest!:: Nope never!
Have you ever been to jail?:: Nope never!
Do you wear contacts or glasses?:: Nein
Hugs or kisses?:: Kisses
Living arrangements?:: Parents
What is your bedtime?:: When im tired
Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs?:: Boxers
Piercings/tattoos?:: None/None
Biggest pet peeve?:: EIther boy racers/chavs or schoolkids
I have low tolerance for people who:: spit un-neccesarily
Do you sleep with the T.V. on?:: Nooo
Do you have a T.V. in your bedroom?:: Yeas
Can you handle the truth?:: I can indeed
Hair color?:: Blonde
What are you afraid of?:: The sea :S
Will you have sex with any pretty little thing or does it actually mean something?:: It means something or theres no point
Friend you've had the longest?:: Probably rocky
Early bird or night owl?:: Night owl, deffo
Best advice you've ever received?:: Dont ever go back to where you've been *in terms of relationships*
Favorite quote?:: *I love lamp* yeah ya know
Favorite type of music?:: Probably indie/rock/emo
Biggest weakness?:: My sense of when to shut up lol
Biggest fear?:: The sea....im sure iv already done this one?
Are you close to your parents?:: Yeah i am
Any brothers or sisters?:: Uno
Have a religion?:: Technically we're all christains...
Views on politics?:: The countries goin down the shitter and politicians are sending ppl to OTHER countries...YO WANKERS! FOCUS ON BRITAIN FOR A WHILE YEAH?
Worst habits?:: Again, not shutting up when i should lol
What's one thing you'd like to do but haven't done yet?:: Bungeeeeee
Where do you picture yourself in five years?:: Hopefully in a steady job
Are you laid back or high strung?:: I can be very high strung and also laid back
Do you like to try new things?:: Yeah why not
Is family important to you?:: It is
Are you optimistic or pessimistic?:: Optimistic!
Have you ever been engaged?:: Nope
Favorite places you've been?:: Lake district....im sure iv done this too!
Are you a procrastinator?:: unfortunately yes
Fly or drive?:: Drive
Favorite pasttime?:: Rugby
Longest relationship?:: 8 months
Biggest mistake?:: Doin what i did in that relationship
Craziest thing you've ever done?:: Iv done so many one wdnt do the ithers justice lol!
Like to party?:: Par-tay!
Drink a lot (of alcohol)?:: I do when i go out whihc is like, once a week max
Set your own path or follow the crowd?:: I sort of follow along the side, whilst hacking a new path
Like kids?:: Love em...spesh in toast
*In a boyfriend/girlfriend*
Hair color?:: Blonde/brunette
Body type?:: Slim
Personality?:: Bubbly, funny
Style of clothing?:: Not chavtastic and no chavvy gold!
Do they have to be popular?:: Nooo
Turn-on?:: Whatever! lol!
Long hair or short?:: Longish
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