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Afternoon, I'm commonly known as tonner, captain dog shit. ,doggy.. id like to say congratulations to my friend emma, bringing the first pizza hut crew/wiltshire crew baby into the world, good luck kidda. I like to go out and get riled up with my mates, although recently its just me and stinger coz marshy and the salster have issues. I like not seeing my mate linda that often coz it makes me miss her and therefore i appreciate her more. I have a friend called Kelly who's the driest person ever, clearly old age isnt slowing her down. I work in a bar restaurant as a duty manager, its pretty ace but the wage is a bit poo. I also tie up some of my free time playing football. i like to eat kebabs and have a strange obsession with pickled onions, jalapenos and tabasco sauce. i like a few tipples now and again also.

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Name: Tonner
Birthday: 7 january 87
Birthplace: jessops hospital
Current Location: my livin room
Eye Color: a shit one
Hair Color: brown n blonde
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: reet
Your Heritage: high greun
The Shoes You Wore Today: stan smiths and black pumps 4 work
Your Weakness: strongbow, pickled onions
Your Fears: err
Your Perfect Pizza: stuffed crust with a bbq base n sweet corn n jalapenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a good job make more friends and be happy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: bonjour
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it and why do i feel so frickin shit
Your Best Physical Feature: my stomach
Your Bedtime: imbetween 1am n 5am
Your Most Missed Memory: skatin everyday n lovin it
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BURGER KING
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappo
Do you Smoke: aye
Do you Swear: fuckin waaaa dick ed
Do you Sing: in me ed
Do you Shower Daily: every other
Have you Been in Love: arr
Do you want to go to College: been ther it was shite
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: totally
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: on a scale of 1-10... 5
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: aye
Do you like Thunderstorms: luvs it
Do you play an Instrument: the beer pump
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: try the past 30seconds
In the past month have you Smoked: see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope bourbons...maybe
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: raw fish like?
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: tother way round
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maybe a couple of buscuits from work
Ever been Drunk: never ever
Ever been called a Tease: once or twice
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: only from morrisons sweet counter wen i was about 3
How do you want to Die: quick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: have my own chain of bars
What country would you most like to Visit: hamerika
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any if there nice
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: shortish
Height: above 5'6
Weight: below 14 stone
Best Clothing Style: any that looks good on em
Number of Drugs I have taken: only nicotine alcohol n herbal products
Number of CDs I own: 15 kajillion
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: just my general verbal diahorrea wen drunk

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give a girl some help. sat at my comp at 12.45 in the early hours, not good. I've finally realised how shit it is actually being a bum. proper tragic.
Posted by on Tue, 08 Feb 2005 12:42:00 GMT