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so instead of writing so nonsense trying to impress you, I thought I may be little open, brutally honesty and personal here. First of all, my name is David Allen, I was born in Jacksonville and have lived in the tri-county area for the entirety of my life. I have 2 cats and a dog. I live with my mother near University and Phillips. I am in college, off and on anyway, to become a graphic designer. I like to have fun. My two closest friends are on opposite sides of the spectrum, in one hand I have Jason Braddock, a centrist/moderate musicians/artist and great philosophical thinker whos a big ufo nut, and thinks everything is a conspiracy. On the other hand I have Geoff Simpson, a jewish redneck who enjoys hunting, large trucks, and getting drunk and suffers from mild bouts of acting like a dumbass to disguise from people that he is quite intelligent. Then my other closest friend, Patrick, is a raging flaming china-man neo-con bastard. I enjoy going to bars and clubs to hang out with my friends. I am not one the "prowling" types, therefore i do not really run around the bar all night looking to hook up with anyone, if i do however approach you in a bar/club and seem to be flirting, feel honored because i decided you would be pretty much the only girl i was interested in that night. I suffer from a disorder that is rarely found in males my age, known as anorgasmia, no elaboration is needed and i will not go into details. I enjoy music, i dont eat, sleep, breathe, and shit over other peoples music though. I would much rather make my own. I play Melodica (an instrument that is a hybrid of a harmonica and a keyboard) as my primary instrument I can also play keyboard, guitar, bass, cello, and hand drums. I write music that would seem strange to most and I have a broad range of musical tastes. Some "genres" I am into include but are not limited to Garage, Electro-Clash, Indie, Progressive, Alternative, Experimental, No-Wave, New-Wave, Industrial, Punk Rock, Folk, and many others. I enjoy art. I try to find myself trying different mediums. So far I'm pretty decent in the mediums of music, graphic design, photography, graffiti, poetry, and printing. Anything else you feel the need to know, just shoot me a line.
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Is your girlfriend's vag hole too loose? Would you like to stick it up her tighter butt hole but she wont let you? Here are some tips for you guys who need to slip it in teh bung sneaky like.
1. Tell her to turn around on all fours, but reassure her that you're going to poke it in the vagina, not the butt hole. This will also work if you want to do it from the side.
2. If she doesn't believe you, just act really disgusted with her for even thinking about butt sex in the first place. Good girls don't think those thoughts. Call her perverted.
3. Stick it in her butt QUICKLY and moan really loud so that you can't hear her yelling at you for poking her in the anus.
4. Keep moaning loudly until you're done.
5. IF/when she argues at you for doing her up the butt, get angry at her. Tell her she should've told you that you had it in the wrong hole. Blame it on her no matter what.
6. Take her to T.G.I. Friday's for ribs. It's the least you can do.
Just keep in mind that it's HER fault that her vagina hole is far too large for your junk. Not yours. Also know that it will not kill her for you to slide your wang in her poop shoot every once in a while and act like it's an accident.
thanks PJ
