Three years ago, I did a commercial for Creagra. The ten people that saw it loved it.
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My story? Me? Hmmm... okay, I'll give it the ol' bachelor's degree try. My name is Bryant, and I hail from Ft. Pierce, FL (wait... who says
that?). I went to college at a small school in Pensacola (FL) and moved near Philadelphia (PA?) after graduation. After a year of teaching high school art there, I moved back to Florida and used it as my personal pinball machine until finally bouncing into Jacksonville 8 years ago. Let's see... I'm a funny guy... I mean REALLY funny. Or not... I'm never really sure. I work at a local advertising agency, and I like going out on the weekends... and occasionally during the week. Not really into the club scene. I'm really more into either a loungy, laid back scene or one where there's good music to dance to (TSI, Pearl). If you see me, say hi. I'm not THE nicest guy in the world, but I'm probably in the top 10, maybe 20... Thanks for stopping by!
Hey, check it out. Somebody saw me!
I'm sometimes told that personality-wise, I remind people of the following celebrities... Especially that last stud there.
My promise to you: "If you mess with my friends, I will drop a sink on you." (btw, sinks are heavy... just saying)
Steven Wright quote: "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
Futurama Quote:
Fry: You know what I like best about you, Umbriel? You find me fascinating, even when I'm not claiming to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer.
Umbriel: Lions? There are sea lions on the land?
Fry: Yep, we call them land-sea lions. I tame them.
Cool Musician Quote: "All my concerts had no sounds in them; they were completely silent. People had to make up their own music in their minds!." -Yoko Ono (I think that's a perfect statement for a person with no talent)
Cool Movie Quote: "Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her. Harry: That's a special feeling." -Dumb and Dumber
Favorite music to workout to: Still 80s Hair Band Rock. Rock that cowbell!
I hotrodded my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
