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Christopher

I'd ask you what you're smoking, but you cant roll stupidity!! ©

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I'd like to meet:

Well, the ALL-MIGHTY I guess but no time too soon anyways!

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Music:

MY OWN PERSONAL MTV!!
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The Beatles -- A Day in the Life

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Beatles - Help!

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BILLY JOEL

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JACKIE GREENE

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FLAMINGO CRASH

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RAY LAMONTAGNE

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SUFJAN STEVENS

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ED HARCOURT

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ED HARCOURT

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PAOLO NUTINI

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MAGNET

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BOB MARLEY

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TIM McGRAW

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Movies:



YELLOW SUBMARINE (full movie)

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HERE COMES DR. TRAN

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ROBOT CHICKEN – Terrorism

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FROG

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PEETY AND JAYDEE – GO EXPLORING

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Television:

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Books:

- I like the ones with no words, and colorful pictures.
- Instruction Manuals. They come in 6 languages, cool!!
- Those disaster Pamphlets in Airplanes. See my first entry!

Heroes:

"You must be the change you wish to see in the word."-Ghandi
My All Time Most Favoritest Heroes are (in no real particular order) Think of the "Real American Heros" beer comercials as you read this!.....................
(#1) has gotta be Oprah Winfrey. Yea, so many tax right offs, oh I mean charitable outreaching’s. (Oh shut up and laugh it's okay)
(#2) People who wear colorful spandex jump suits, with their underwear on top, big shiny boots, a mask, and a cape. Need I say more, I think not. Those guys I love!
(#3) That guy who came up with the sound for Nextel walkie-talkie phones. Ahh Music to my ears. (Shotgun cocking noise)
(#4) Hot Dog Vendors and Mexican Roadside Trailer Food vendors, there cool. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz!
(#5) American Teenagers. (Especially the White ones!) Gee I wish my friends had acted like you guys do, you’re so Cool! Make me so proud to be a white American male. And just think, the fate of the free worlds in their hands someday, my fears are put comfortably at ease.
(#6) Houston News Anchors. Hope you didn’t wanna watch that tug at the heart strings makeover on Oprah before 2 a.m. if there’s a thunderstorm or high speed car chase in town.
(#7) Black American Males! Thanks for showing me your underwear!
(#8) Religious Cult Leaders! Every few years they take the spotlight off the Presidents latest scandal and make the news fun again!
(#9) Port-a-Potty cleaner-upper guys, 'cause they smell so sweet.
(#10) Angry Asian Ganitors who work the night shift at 24-hour department stores. Thanks little angry Chinaman in the blue uniform who's name-tag I cant read, yea thanks for driving those gas powered floor cleaners inside. Gas fumes, shiny floors and angry screaming rants when you walk under that yellow rope, gotta love 'em.
(#11) Toll Booth Workers who have Tejano music blaring from that little booth @ 3:45 a.m., makes that hang over headache hurt so good!
(#12) CD Cellophane Package Wrappers. So clever, you guys should work for Brinks Home Security.
(#13) Arms dealers, arming the free world and Far right wing nutcase Republicans too!
(#14) Fat Smelly Sports Fans with body paint draped over that belly and those DD man-boobs. Grrr, Baby, Grrr! They make #4's kids so happy on Christmas morning, and it's so much fun to be behind them going through the metal detectors at the front door of the stadium. Stretch pants are back in style, Whoo Hoo!
(#15) Tom Cruise. I honestly pity the man.
(#16) Post 9/11 Airport Security Guards. Well, I guess Joseph McCarthy was born a few decades too soon wasn’t he.
(#17) Soy Bean Farmers. So many tasty snacks, yummy!
(#18) Contemporary Sociologists a.k.a. Those Reality T.V. show guys. Thanks for showing the world our best side. Yet again I’ so proud to be a white American male.
(#19) I-45 Mexican Construction workers. Did you know it takes 3 guys to operate a measuring tape?! Yea it really does.
(#20) I-45 Construction Foremen. There the White guys standing by the pick-up trucks with McDonalds Breakfast on the hood, Starbucks in one hand, & Nextel phones in the other, see 3rd entry.
(#21) Houston’s Finest. The Light Rail Train Drivers! Bustin' through traffic with Ninja stealth. There’s tax money well spent, way to go Nutty Brown!!
(#22) Now we can’t forget Mr. Michael Moore, now anyone can win an argument with absolutely nothing but catchy amusing banter to back it up and not to mention he makes Socialism look so cool! Yea if I could be Like Mike! (Big shit-eaten' grin and a thumbs up!)
(#23) Ninja Jim! Thank you for giving me so much to aspire to be some day. For Don Jhonson is the real God. (Nick Britanye and Diane should be laughing now)
And a special shout out to Carlos Mencia, because of you I can say all this in humor & not be considered a bigot. (Hey, maybe someone should have told Mel to just crack some jokes!)

My Blog

As I turn around and dance

Discarded polaroids soak through the surface of my thoughtslike falling stars down from a flickering sky cushioning my path as I run from my hole,  in all things there is a purpose.A warm cup of...
Posted by Christopher 'Bones' Townsend on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:16:00 PST

the reflection of the picture within

duplicate copies of their faces curve over the lenses of my eyesstubbing out there infected notions on my foreheadthinking I should know.the sticky surface of the airmakes me feel like a whore as I wa...
Posted by Christopher 'Bones' Townsend on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:17:00 PST