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ian

i've been working in the Kremlin with a two-headed dog

About Me

I sometimes play with JONEE EARTHQUAKE BAND,have written and recorded with OTTO VONGREY, and THE MORBIDLY OBESE-my current project is THE PRETTY CORPSES- check out that myspace page soon. I also don't care about anything the mainstream music business has put out for a decade. I think mainstream media lies to you and wants to dumb down the populace. I like cool people and hate nascar.ALSO- anybody that has pictures of me singing "THE PASSENGER" with IGGY POP @ the Nov 9 2001 Boston show at The Avalon Ballroom- if you can get me copies of that I will be eternally greatful.

My Interests

General- MUSIC-DOGS-ZOMBIES-CARTOONS-SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENON- TRUE CRIME-JIM BEAM-GUINNESS-COFFEE-TEA-CANDY, vegetarism

I'd like to meet:

Roky Erickson, and Porter Wagoner

Music:

JONEE EARTHQUAKE, GG ALLIN, MURDER JUNKIES,Porter Wagoner, NEW YORK DOLLS,MOTORHEAD, JABBERS,ROKY ERICKSON, RAMONES, ASSBAGS, MIDNIGHT CREEPS,ROSENS, KING DIAMOND, ALICE COOPER, HANK WILLIAMS, MENTORS,IGGY POP, BLACK SABBATH, DIO, ANYTHING BY GLENN DANZIG, MY STUFF , ANTISEEN,FRANK ZAPPA, TUNA TOWN TRIO (TO BE CONTINUED)

Movies:

the Romero Living Dead Trilogy ( night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead) the RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD trilogy- Texas Chainsaw Massacre, GG Allin and The Murder Junkies HATED, Clockwork Orange

Television:

SUCKS IN GENERAL! EXCEPT-SIMPSONS, SOUTH PARK, MAN SHOW WITH ADAM AND JIMMY (NEW GUYS SUCK), HISTORY CHANNEL- UFO, VIOLENT HISTORY, SERIAL KILLER/GHOST PHENOM, SASQUATCH, ALI G, BBC TV-THE YOUNG ONES, MONTE PYTHON, OLD POPEYE AND LOONEY TUNES (ESPECIALLY DAFFY BUT NOT PORKY) , MAD TV

Books:

CHARLES BUKOWSKI

Heroes:

PORTER WAGONER. And that kid that did his teacher- Mary Kay Letourneau- actually any of these little guys that have the sack and step up to the plate and bag these MILFish hot teacher babes

My Blog

CIRCLE OF RETARDATION COMES TO NEW HAMPSHIRE

had a pretty decent weekend... got sleep yesterday morning, but like 2 3/4 last night. played a show in rhode island with MIDNIGHT CREEPS & SASQUATCH Saturday night. Creeps are like my favorite ba...
Posted by ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this weekend ghost-hunt/ the never ending battle of hating NASCAR

Had a pretty decent weekend hanging with the hounds- this was one of those weeks we (JEQB) had two awesome shows Thursday & Friday, and Saturday came- no playing, so I'm bored as fuck, right?...
Posted by ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuckin stupid mindless shit i can't stand

I can't stand hearing people talk about this NASCAR bullshit- drives me fucking nuts- great, waste your day watching a bunch of rednecks drive in a big circle, and if you are lucky and there is an acc...
Posted by ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

last night nirvana tribute show

did any of you that went to that nirvana tribute show @ curlys notice the shirt i was wearing? ( kurt with a gun in his mouth-brains blown all over the wall)- i like nirvana- just a cool shirt- and it...
Posted by ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the tale of lord baron

I got four dogs- to Chihuahuas and two Boston Terriers- the two bostons are named Ogo Pogo(girl) & El Duce (Duke-boy) and the Chis are Duchess Belle & Lord Baron Von Tolliver. I got the two chis as pu...
Posted by ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

first blog

you will never be a loser hanging out with a winner like me
Posted by ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST