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My daughter.Tattooed, blue-eyed blondes in Killer Heels.Loud music.Silly hats.The (once) Mighty Leeds United.Oh yeah - She Who Must Be Obeyed.
Tattooed, blue-eyed blondes in Killer Heels - come on down!...And maybe my Grandad (1922-2003) once again, just for a bit.
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Come shake you tush with me to;ABBA, AC/DC, All Saints, Aphex Twin, Bassment Jaxx, Bauhaus, Bee Gees, Billy Idol, Black Sabbath, Blondie, Bowie, The Charlatans, Chemical Brothers, Cream, The Cult, Dave Gahan, Dr Dre, Depeche Mode, (shhh) Dolly Parton, The Doors, Elton John (Real Hair phase) Eminem, Erasure, Faithless, Fields Of The Nephilim, Fleetwood Mac, Gn'R, Garbage, Generation X, Girls Aloud (no sniggering at the back), Goldblade, Goldfrapp, Happy Mondays, Johnny Cash, KLF, The Killers, Led Zeppelin, Leftfield, Lennon, Lenny Kravitz, Kasabian, Madness, Madonna, Manics, Mansun, March Violets, Marylin Manson, Massive Attack, Metallica, The Mission, Motley Crue, Motorhead, NFD, NIN, NWA, Outkast, Pet Shop Boys, Pink Floyd, The Police, Primal Scream, Prince, The Prodigy, Public Enemy, REM, RHCP, Robochrist, Roxy Music, Scissor Sisters, The Sex Pistols, Sham 69, Shed Seven (remember them..?), Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Simple Minds ('81-'82-'83-'84!), Siouxse And The Banshees, The Sisters Of Mercy, Snoop Dogg, Soft Cell, The Stone Roses, Tricky, U2 (the early stuff), U-U-Utah Saints, Velvet Revolver and The Verve.Enough for now..?
Popcorn at the ready? Sit back and enjoy;Airplane I & II, Alien, American Werewolf In London, Apocalypse Now, Austin Powers (interest waned after the first), Batman (Caesar Romero etc.), Cannonball Run (Boy-Nun, Boy-Nun), Christine, Clockwise, Dawn Of The Dead, Desperately Seeking Susan (Nefertiti – No Sh*t!), Doctor Who (Dalek invasion –one), Dracula (Gary Oldman -one), Easy Rider, Elvira – Mistress Of The Dark, End Of Days, Escape To Victory, Flash Gordon, From Dusk ‘Til Dawn, Full Metal Jacket, Ghostbusters I (II at a push), the old Japanese Godzilla ones, I’m Gonna Git You Sucka (look it up – awesome), Indiana Jones Trilogy, Jason And The Argonauts, some James Bond, Jaws, anything with Jenna Jameson, Jungle Book (especially when Baloo comes back to life), King Kong (1933 version, thank you very much), Mad Max, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Monty Python’s The Life Of Brian, One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, Platoon, Private Benjamin, Predator Trilogy, Starsky & Hutch, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, The Dambusters, The Fog, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, The Great Escape, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, The Naked Gun, The Shining, The Song Remains The Same, The Time Machine, The Terminator Trilogy, Trainspotting, Sinbad And The Eye Of The Tiger, Steptoe & Son, Superman I, Top Gun, Star Wars I-VI, Watership Down, Wild At Heart.
Put the kettle on - its time for;The A-Team, ‘Allo ‘Allo (Helga – mmm…), Auf Weidersehen Pet, Blackadder series, The Championship (sob, sob...), Coronation Street, Doctor Who (Tom Baker style), all the Discovery channels, EastEnders, Emmerdale, The Fast Show, Father Ted, Fawlty Towers, George & Mildred, all the History channels, I’m Alan Partridge, Kerrang! TV, Kids’ Saturday Morning TV, Kojak, MTV Dance (ooha, ooha!), Max & Paddy, Monkey, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Phoenix Nights, Porridge, Roadrunner, Shameless, Shooting Stars, Starsky & Hutch, TOTP (RIP), They Think It’s All Over, Tom & Jerry, Vic Reeves Big Night Out (I was there first time around, thank you very much), The Young Ones, X-Files.
Anything with girls in their pants on the front. Football autobiographies. And music autobiographies. Sometimes if it's Frank Worthington it's all the same book.
My Dad. My Daughter. My Grandad (see above). Anyone with a conviction to Make A Difference. Parents the world over - it ain't easy, is it?