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Moses

Covet thy Element.

About Me


MOSES
Mis forModern
Ois forOrganic
Sis forSpecial
Eis forEasy
Sis forStunning What Does Your Name Mean?_______________________________________________________ __________________ I'm an English Bulldog. I got rescued by Jennifer the day after First Friday this month (June). I've been trying really hard to learn some manners and things like sit and stay. I've got a long way to go but I'm getting a lot better though. My previous owner's let me get out and the ASPCA picked me up luckily before anything bad happened to me. They didn't try to find me before the ASPCA was ready to adopt me out, but I'm not mad. I've been getting used to living with Jennifer and she gives me cookies and chewies, so I can't really say it's a bad life. I also get to go with her anywhere she goes that I'm allowed to be. It's pretty nice when she's around lots of people for me to meet.
A Little More About Moses!
What type of pet are you? A silly smooshie face Bulldog
What is your name? Jerimiah Moses
What other nicknames do you have? Big Moe, Fatty McFatFat, Moses with the Extra Noses
What is your favorite treat? Chewies!!! Chewiess!!! Chewies!!!
What would your owner describe you as? Charming, playful, friendly and protective
What is the funniest thing you have done? I go completely beserk in the car if the windshield wipers are on.
What is the bravest thing you have done? Barked at some weirdo asking for water over our back wall.
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Well, the factory is closed, but I still have some inventory.
Are you a social animal? Yes! I love to meet new dogs and people.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? I plead the 5th!
Are you friendly? One of the friendliest!
Are you overweight? Nah, not really. I just still have some baby fat rolls.
Do you like warm milk? Ewwwe, no way!
Do you eat cheese? Not allowed.
Do you eat bugs? Sometimes
Do you live with other animals? I guess the parrot is an animal, but I don't see much animal there.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Oh lord yes!
Do you like to exercise? Only if it's play. Walks, eh, too boring for me.
Do you like car rides? I love car rides.
Do you get into stuff? Define "stuff"
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Oh definitely
Do you like to swim? I've never really tried
Do you chase laser pen dots? I've never really tried
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? I love my Jennifer.
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My Interests

Humping legs, Food, Chewies, Cookies, Lawn Chairs, the Trash Can, Car Rides and anything that squeeks, and snoring.
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I'd like to meet:

Sandler's dog, Matzoball. Mr. Beefy and Lassie, that bitch was tough. Ron White's dog, Sluggo. And any other bulldogs, other pets, or parrots like my big bird, Disco.

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Moses.

Music:

I like me some George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic. Word.

Movies:

Little Nicky, Good Boy, Cats and Dogs, 8 Below

Television:

Huh, What? Can I chase it? Can I eat it?

Books:

Are books like food?

Heroes:

Meatball (RIP), Tink (RIP), Mr. Beefy, Snoop Dog and any SkatinBullie!
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My Blog

Busted, Disgusted and Can't be Trusted!

I'm in a bit of trouble today. Jennifer cleaned the wood floors and noticed even MORE scratches from my nails. It's not our floor to ruin! I try to stay calm and good when I'm on the floors but someti...
Posted by Moses on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:35:00 PST

Ball Crazy

I think some dogs just don't know when to say when...   ...
Posted by Moses on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:23:00 PST

Why dogs attack their Owners...

I can already tell my days are numbered. It will only be a matter of time before I suffer a similar fate alongside these pitiful creatures.Just pathetic.-Moe...
Posted by Moses on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:36:00 PST