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Francis Underwood Pal

Here's to solitude with acute outbursts of social collision

About Me

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My Interests

Money...sex...food...anything material I can consume and control...gold plated vaginas...very rare and expensive seal liver pate...other people with lots of money, great connections, and perfect bodies...being the best at everything I do, whether it's brushing my teeth, or building a perfect world from scratch...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that cares more for a one on one at the pub, than a walk on the red carpet.

Music:

Mostly Bavarian soundtracks from the late fifties and early sixties

Movies:

I like any movies, you know, that are based on television series.

Television:

Everything on T.V. is great...and good for you too.

Books:

I read pretty much anything with a sexy guy or girl on the cover....that has really worked for me...it insures that the plot will be full of excitement and great personalities...you should try it...no really...you should do what I do...TRY IT GOD DAMN IT!!!!

Heroes:

Rye and the Beezer....