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Massage Guy = Dagorhir = Gestiguiste = Warthog

Soccer Player & Massage Guy.: I'm here now!

About Me

DAGORHIR = GESTIGUISTE = WARTHOG !!! "BLOOD AND SOULS, AND BODY HOLES!" Watch this 300 video to prepare you for the next battle!.
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You scored as William Wallace

The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.


William Wallace


71%

The Terminator


63%

El Zorro


63%

Indiana Jones


58%

Lara Croft


58%

Neo, the "One"


58%

Batman, the Dark Knight


54%

The Amazing Spider-Man


50%

Maximus


50%

James Bond, Agent 007


42%

Captain Jack Sparrow


42%
.My Massage Therapy Company has been serving many VIPs, Celebrities, and Professional Athletes in the Maryland, Washington, and Northern Virginia area for several years. We have recently expanded to Fredricksburg, Richmond, Virginia Beach, and Annapolis MD.
You scored as Neutral Good, A Neutral Good person tries to do the 'goodest' thing possible. These people are willing to work with the law to accomplish their goal, but if the law is corrupt they are just as willing to tear it down. To these people, doing what's right is the most important thing, regardless of rules, customs, or laws.

Neutral Good


60%

True Neutral


60%

Lawful Good


55%

Chaotic Good


55%

Lawful Neutral


50%

Chaotic Neutral


45%

Lawful Evil


45%

Chaotic Evil


40%

Neutral Evil


20%
What is your Alignment?
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what type of medieval weapon would you use
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You scored as The lance

You choice the decorated lance. A long, all or most wood, armor piercing weapon used by most knights. It was used in the kings' games during jousts and in large numbers on the battlefield.


The lance


100%

Short Spear


92%

Horse bow/short bow


92%

Mace


75%

Flail


75%

Dual Swords


75%

Long Sword


67%

Short Sword


67%

Halberd/pole axe


67%

highland sword


58%

Long bow


58%

Throwing axe/hatchet


58%

Naptha


33%

Battle axe


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Add to My Profile | More VideosYou are 87% a Richmonder!

Ok. Your score should be 100%. Why not? I know why. You are a Richmonder, but you left. Maybe you went away for college and never came back, or maybe you went to St. Catharines or Collegiate and never had the benefit of a public school education. Private school kids: Refresh your memories with a dinner at The Tobacco Company and a cup of coffee in Shockoe slip; Public school kids: Grab a brew at Richbraw and take your Jeep for a root.
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Boxer
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My Interests

DAGORHIR - GESTIGUISTE! SOCCER! Retired Professional Indoor (Washington Warthogs Div-1 CISL) & SemiPro Outdoor Soccer Goal Keeper (Washington Stars Div-3 USL) & Current Professional Assistant Soccer Referee & 4th Official (USSF .. USL).USSF Associate Referee Instructor. Teen Referee Mentor and Trainer. -----------------------------------------------Owner & Nationally Certified .. State Licensed Massage Therapist: Used by many Hotel Chains, Pro & College Athletic Teams, VIPs Celebs, Foreign Royalty, and people like you. -------------------------------------------... Also Movie Extra in : "True Lies", "Enemy Of The State", "Death Without Consent" (opening 2005). Almost had "Sariana". --------------------------*** I started Modelling just for fun as a teenager for Thalheimer's Spring and Fall shows in Richmond Virginia USA. I had some runway work, Cable TV, and a couple shoots for local photo galleries, but nothing major. The picture you see is back from when i used to play Pro Indoor Soccer and workout 18 hours per week. based on my dancing ability and looks, guess what else I did at the time, after I retired from Pro Soccer due to a career ending injury. It's been a while, but I stopped Modelling totally in 1997. ***Four years on Two different National TV Dance Shows as the *Spotlight Dancer* - "DC20..Q-107 Dance Party" & "The Dance Connection with Moonman" Experience in Jazz Dancing and Learning Salsa pretty fast right now.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++I'm married to the company I own: I work 2 jobs (Sometimes only on call) 18 hours a day 7 days a week. I'm either working right now, at the gym, on the soccer field, on the computer, or asleep, as you read this. -----------------------------------------------Being around Famous people all the time, having (((( Backstage Passes with: Counting Crows, Jon Mayer, Shelby Lynne Moorer, Little Feet, Allman Brothers Band, Marcos Witt, Debra Gibson, Eminem, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Scrappy, Stat Quo, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Chayanne, Marc Anthony, Alejandro Fernandez, TV Actors and Actresses, and Noah Emmerich-Actor )))). Hotel at the Ritz, Riding on the player's bus, and having Field Passes for playoff games (Tampa Bay Bucs @ Philadelphia Eagles), Field pass 12/24/05: Redskins versus Giants and also Field Pass 12/25/05 Vikings versus Ravens. I LIKE MY CLIENTS!!! :-) Having those same people on speed dial, and them having me on their speed dial, in 2 different jobs HAS NOT gone to my head. .. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------- If you love your job(s), is it really "Work" ? Yes - I carry 2 pagers and a cell phone with me everyday, and everywhere I go.-------------------- -------------------------------------------Motto: "I sleep well, not eat well." I wonder if anyone else knows what this means Financially? If you do, send me a message, I'll be impressed. (But I love All-You-Can-Eat Pizza & Chinese Sushi buffets for $8-$10) YUM! ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------6'1", ..190, Tan, Athletic Build, Charismatic, Intelligent 135 IQ, Confident, Quick Wit, Secure, Stable, Dependable, Prompt, Great Sense of Humor, Attractive, an all around "Nice guy", and friend to everyone.Past jobs: Vet Tech & VetAsst, Asst Jazz Dance Instructor, HVAC Inspector, Sales, "Spotlight Dancer" on 2 National TV Dance shows over a 4 year period ("DC20-Q107 Dance Party" & "Dance Connection-with Moon Man), Spare time Teen runway & Leg Model - many years ago in the 80's (Richmond Thalheimers, Cable TV, Channel 20) Local DC Photo Galleries - 1995 to 1996 - Picture shown above.1995- Washington Warthogs number 21, GK, Pro Indoor soccer (CISL) 1990- Washington Stars number 2, GK, D-3 Pro Outdoor Soccer (USL)

Desktop Tower Defense - Warthog Likes It !

Strategic placement of your defenses is crucial in this fun game. Simple enough for beginners, but intelligent and challanging enough for full fledged strategy nuts like myself!Warning, this game is quickly addictive.Signed, Warthog

I'd like to meet:

People (New Male Friends or New Female Friends) who can keep up with me: In the Gym, on the track, on the dance floor, in intelligence, or in the Lazer Tag zone.
You are 93% Virgo
How Virgo Are You? The Enneagram Test My Result: Type 1 - The Idealist This means that compared to the eight other Enneagram types, you have a strong sense of what's right and wrong. In fact, you're someone who is typically committed to doing the right thing and making sure you're as good a person as you can be — no matter what situation arises. Take this test

Music:

I favor the music of ... MY CLIENTS: ((Gipsy Kings, Marcos Witt, Counting Crows, John Mayer, Shelby Lynne Moorer, Allman brothers band, Michael Shenker group, Scorpions, Butter, Leland Grant, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Emenem, D12, 50 Cent, Scrappy, Stat Quo, Sister, Chayanne, Marc Anthony, Alejandro Fernandez, Depeche Mode, She Wants Revenge, Bruce Springsteen, Ne-Yo, Kanye West, Rhianna, Lupe Fiasco, NERD, and some other Clients I forgot))I dance mainly to the music that I used to dance to when I was on the 4 years of 2 different National TV Dance shows at the spotlight dancer for all 4 years. I can't resist 80's music and "old school rap" from the 80's. I'm starting to get pretty good at Salsa dancing too.

Movies:

Besides the movies that my clients are in: (( Black Knight, Cold Mountain, The Patriot, Windtalkers, Miracle, Truman show, History Channel, and many more.)) I still favor the classics: Star Wars 1-6, Jurassic Park 1-3, Space Balls, Breakin, Beat Street, Dirty Dancing, Dirty Dancing-Havanna Nights, Shall we dance, Dance with me ... To BeContinued.......

Television:

Dr. Phil, Pokemon, South Park, Amazing Race, Eco Challange, Educational shows about; anatomy, phisiology, and other massage related topics. Who's line is it anyway?Butt Scratcher!

Books:

Massage Therapy Books. Anatomy, Phisiology. Books written by sports psychologists specifically directed towards soccer players. USSF Law Book.

Heroes:

LES BROWN ! Zig Ziggler. Napoleon Hill. Dale Carnagie.

My Blog

This is my baby: "Ducky"

http://profile.myspace.com/Modules/Applications/Pa...This is my baby, Ducky. I can play with Ducky, dress Ducky up, and take care of Ducky at Make A Baby. Want some babies of your own? If you are in...
Posted by Massage Guy = Dagorhir = Gestiguiste = Warthog on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:57:00 PST

80 Percent seems to be the Cheating number!

Confirmed Women Cheaters:  80% Seems to be the nearest number. 4 out of 5 = 80%  (Out of 3 girlfriends and 2 wives) from 1989-2008, have cheated on me.  Either I've witnessed in person...
Posted by Massage Guy = Dagorhir = Gestiguiste = Warthog on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:56:00 PST

Why I am leaving my Trophy Wife.

Why I am Leaving my trophy wife. There is actually much more evidence than this ... but I can’t release it before our court date.  95% of my personal and my company’s financial probl...
Posted by Massage Guy = Dagorhir = Gestiguiste = Warthog on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:38:00 PST

Sexual Turn On Test.

You get equally turned on by physical appearance and environment. People who are equally turned on by a person’s physical appearance and environmental factors will often find someone more, or l...
Posted by Massage Guy = Dagorhir = Gestiguiste = Warthog on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:54:00 PST

Relationship Colors.

When you reveal your true colors in love, you’re a "Sophisticated Partner" You usually love to stand out from the crowd  and with your taste that’s typically not hard to do.  Your ...
Posted by Massage Guy = Dagorhir = Gestiguiste = Warthog on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:31:00 PST

My Ideal Sex Partner "Type 6".

Your ideal sexual partner is a Type 6. A Type 6 partner is just naturally into sex and, more specifically, this person is interested in having sex with you exclusively.  That means they’re...
Posted by Massage Guy = Dagorhir = Gestiguiste = Warthog on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:22:00 PST

When I’m head over heels, I’m a "Natural Lover".

When you’re head over heels, you are a "Natural Lover".   You have a willingness to explore and take risks, which makes you a "real catch" for people who want to get out and experience all...
Posted by Massage Guy = Dagorhir = Gestiguiste = Warthog on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:11:00 PST

Am I a hopeless romantic?

Breakfast in bed? An incognito text message? Nobody knows better than you that it’s the little things that matter. Down to earth and reserved, romance works best for you when it’s not dres...
Posted by Massage Guy = Dagorhir = Gestiguiste = Warthog on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:47:00 PST

Those Born In September ... VIRGO !

Those Born In September = VIRGO ! Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Loves s...
Posted by Massage Guy = Dagorhir = Gestiguiste = Warthog on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:35:00 PST

Good - Bad - Terrible idea

Sorry No Name - But I have to add a few of my own on here. Good Idea, Bad Idea, Terrible Idea Blog ... ===================================================== Good Idea:  Playing Dagorhir with yo...
Posted by Massage Guy = Dagorhir = Gestiguiste = Warthog on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 01:09:00 PST