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Name: Scotty Z
Birthday: 12/30/1988
Birthplace: In a tub full of sugar because I'm so sweet
Current Location: The Pot
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Polish- like some hot dogs
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work Shoes
Your Weakness: Boobs
Your Fears: Having a Vagina
Your Perfect Pizza: One made by me
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Definatley not get a Vagina
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself"
Thoughts First Waking Up: If someone walked in right now, would they notice my morning wood?
Your Best Physical Feature: ????????
Your Bedtime: When I feel like it.
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: COKE!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea blows
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Cocoa
Do you Smoke: Do you ever Shut the fuck up?
Do you Swear: ^^^^^^
Do you Sing: Only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Have you Been in Love: I was cried when I had to sell my bike? Is that love?
Do you want to go to College: No, I'm completley satisfied with a G.E.D.
Do you want to get Married: I'm going to marry aryn in 2 years
Do you belive in yourself: Does a bear shit in the pope's hat?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm on the cover of Playboy, yes
Are you a Health Freak: Sorry, I just got done downing a cup of melted butter
Do you get along with your Parents: At times
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES, and then you drive around trying to find the Thunderstorm....shut up
Do you play an Instrument: My Penis
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work at the Mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I ate like 4 boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole a lady's virginity....Does that count?
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Not Yet....
Ever Shoplifted: On accident...It WAS
How do you want to Die: No
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Like Ron Jeremy
What country would you most like to Visit: Down Under (Austrailia Dum Fuck.)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel, fuck I dunno
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter then Me
Weight: Curves are nice
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: This one time I ate my Grandma's pills
Number of CDs I own: Like 12
Number of Piercings: Zer0
Number of Tattoos: Zer0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: When the waiter asked me if I wanted Soup or Salad... I should've gone for the Soup...

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