Happy, shiny people give me an inferiority complex

About Me

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Get your own stupid little animal!!Current Internet Creations:
On Newgrounds :
Bob Nobody Episode 1
Bob Nobody Episode 2
Bob Nobody Episode 3
Bob Nobody Final Episode
On YTMND !!:
Happy squish
Tendency For NES beatiality
Abusive drinking mario!
Barker Kicks some ASS
Mario gets molested in SMB RPG
Kirk Comes onto Sulu
On YouTube
MY CHANNEL!
*NEW CONTENT!*

I am a odd fellow, currently working as a photographer at a local news outlet. For women i'm a kind and smart guy who usually is a poor mo'fo so therefor undateable. For employers i should be a godsend with capabilities on just about every type of computer, production and video editing experience, webmaster experience, graphic design experience, creative writing experience as well as radio announcing expertise. I'm weird lovable, eccentric and creative. I am a kick ass guy if I do say so myself! hit me up though if you wanna chat! Aim Name: ahumancatalyst
I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! look at his lil sword!
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My Interests

I love cartoons (specifically Cartoon Network Cartoons), video games, going out and having a good time, sex (if availible), Cunilingus, dark humor, laughing manically at other's suffering, as well as taking hikes through the woods and walking in general.
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I'd like to meet:

Maybe a woman would be nice, a girl who is smart and cute and i can really get into philisophical conversation with. However if that's not possible (as it often is) I'd also like to meet an employer in some media outlet, that would also be cool.
Whoever you might be, feel free to leave a message on my fridge!
Try it! It's fun!
Just remember to click "save message" if you want to leave it on!

Music:

I like good music, my definition of good music is any music made for the sake of creating an art form instead of making tons-o-cash (IE Rappers)

Movies:

I'm a huge fan of cult movies, i have a dream of being the director/writer/producer of my own cult movies some day. My favorite genre would have to be horror or humor. it's a tossup, I also like comic book style action flicks and anime movies (anyone see Ghost in the Shell : Innocence yet?!? HOLY SHIT!!)

Television:

I have four channels that I watch, Cartoon network, specifically Adult Swim (full metal alchemist! Hellz yeah!!), Comedy Central, specifically the Daily Show, mtv 2 For viva la Bam, and headline news, for the sake of being informed.

Books:

Kurt muthafucking Vonnegut, Writer of the ages is the most i read for books, I also enjoy greek and roman mythology... I find that intresting.

Heroes:

My heroes would have to be , Kurt Vonnegut, Craig Mckracken, Michael Moore, Bill Clinton and wolverine :D

My Blog

it’s seems like i only post when i’m drunk.

Now I guess is a good time to type.Happy belated birthday greg (coop)Alright, well if only i didn't have so much damned responsibility. the better i seem to get at channel 5 it seems that the more the...
Posted by Happy, shiny people give me an inferiority complex on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:11:00 PST

Just have to get this horrific scene off my chest.

Tonight was a nightmare as usual because my producer was *the douchbag* again. However, tonight was especially memorable.It's strange i'm unsure exactly how to handle this because it's one of those th...
Posted by Happy, shiny people give me an inferiority complex on Sun, 18 May 2008 11:01:00 PST

my two big shoots (video)

here is my last nights work the thing i got last weekend, the breaking news from the luscious lauren...
Posted by Happy, shiny people give me an inferiority complex on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:43:00 PST

Damn, what a rush!!

Well tonight was intresting to say the least. Somewhere around midnight a chase occured in syracuse and one car parked to the side and someone ran out into the woods. I was sent out to cover it and i ...
Posted by Happy, shiny people give me an inferiority complex on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:02:00 PST

Truely awesome thing done on headline news(you tube video)

I hate nancy grace her crap is so rediculous usually and so late. All I will say is... i wanna do elizabeth now. ...
Posted by Happy, shiny people give me an inferiority complex on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:16:00 PST

oksy.. my first myspace video... i wish i made this

Check out this video: Bushes state of the union address I know it made me laugh...
Posted by Happy, shiny people give me an inferiority complex on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:52:00 PST

Life as a photojournalist

Such a strange thing to be working the job i'm working. Everyday a new thing to learn, and another thing to remember. However i am catching on very fast. Now that i'm working my nights I'm quickly gai...
Posted by Happy, shiny people give me an inferiority complex on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:11:00 PST

workin' 9 to 5

well it has been a week and a half since i began working at wtvh 5 and it's going great! I am surprised at how fun it is to converse with people at work. However it does feel strange to make stuff and...
Posted by Happy, shiny people give me an inferiority complex on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:23:00 PST

life... Improving? Career? may..be :-D

Alright... that last blog was totally bizzare wasn't it? yeah... after reading it later I consider it not a great as i thought it was while i was typing it. Anyhow new developments to discuss. I shoul...
Posted by Happy, shiny people give me an inferiority complex on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:37:00 PST

that blog post where he was tripping...

alright i had to turn on the lights to do this. I have just lit a cigarette and i don't know how long a haul this will be. We'll see how this goes, the ergot is throughaly infused in me at this time.I...
Posted by Happy, shiny people give me an inferiority complex on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:53:00 PST