three wishes |
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: '...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:51:00 GMT |
welfare office |
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said; "Hi, I hate drawing welfare.I would really rather find a job.The man behind the counter replied, "Your ti...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 03:53:00 GMT |
Breathalyser Test |
One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible Violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on th...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:05:00 GMT |
41 Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is A Dim-Wit |
1.A few fries short of a Happy Meal2.The wheel's spinning, but the hamsters dead3.A few clowns short of a circus4.All foam, no beer5.A few beers short of a six-pack6.Doesn't have all his dogs on one l...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:03:00 GMT |
funny quips |
There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night! I finally had to let her out.--------------------------------------------------------
------------------------A car hit an el...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:00:00 GMT |
birthday present |
My GiftFor my birthday this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club.Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity chess team in high school, I decided...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:57:00 GMT |
adam’s underwear |
A little boy opened the big family Bible.He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible.He picked up the object and looked at it.What he saw was an o...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:25:00 GMT |
Well deserved breakfast! |
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover.He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.He sits up and sees his cloth...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:28:00 GMT |
funny husband wife exchange |
Husband: why do you weep and cry over a TV program and the imaginary sadness of people you've never met before?Wife: for the same reason you scream and yell when a man you don't know makes a touchdown
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:23:00 GMT |
Bush actually said something nice wonders never cease I wonder who wrote it for him |
"America's military spouses inspire our Nation with their sense of duty and deep devotion to our country. On Military Spouse Day, we honor the husbands and wives of those who wear the uniform of the A...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 17:14:00 GMT |
