Tuscarora and of scottish descent, short, fat, long black hair, brown eyes, mom of 1, married. That's pretty much it. I went from being a wild bear to a domesticated one in a single year. How sad eh? But I'm happy that way so no biggie!
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General Information
Name: Jolie
Nicknames: Jo, Jojo, Jolo, Bear, bear bear, hey you, hooker, nugget
Birthdate: January 10
Siblings: one brother and one sister too many
Hometown: Which one, where I was born or where i live?
Pets: 2 dogs and a cat named Bobbob to rule us all.
School: EAWRCHS
Job: butt wiper
Shoe size: I prefer a man with a big shoe yeah.....
Hair color: Nutrisse Black Licorice and I prefer it to this silver crap that's been growing in the last 7 years.
Eye color: full up to here color
Height: tall enough to reach the top of the fridge, but not tall enough to reach the curtain rods while standing on the couch.
Religion: got one of those
Favorites:
Color: red... like hooker lipstick red
Band: The Damned
Singer: Dave Vanian
Song: Sanctum Sanctorium
CD: Phantasmagoria
Smell: roses and baking bread
Food: crab legs and cheese
Alcoholic Drink: mind erasers and rum and coke with lime
Non-Alcoholic Drink: cherry coke
Ice Cream Flovor: cold stone, blackforest with cheesecake ice cream
Sport: WWE wrestling!! Yeah to me it's a sport.
Movie: Suburbia (1984)
Book: Necroscope
Cartoon: Inuyahsa and Full Metal Alchemist
Cartoon Character: Mojo Jojo
Day: any day I don't injure myself
Season: fall
Sound: baby laughter
Person: just one?
Thing: well thing one is pretty cool, but thing too has alot to offer also I just can't choose between them
Place: tuscarora reservation and cahokia mounds
Questions
What kind of car do you drive? one that goes forward as well as reverse
What kind of car do you wish you drove? Rolls Royce Phantom
What is your biggest fear? alligators.. I don't know why
How many CD's do you own? more than I can listen to in a week
How many tattoos do you have? 2
How many peircings do you have? 4
What is the best advice you've ever gotten? F' em if they can't take a joke and joke em if they can't take a F
What is the worst advice you've ever gotten? smell this! if someone ever says this and they don't have a pleasant look on their face... then don't do it!
Were you named after anyone? nope... who in their right mind would name their kid jolie after themselves
Do you wish on stars? not at 37
Do you like your handwriting? not exactly but I can read it and so can others
What is your most embarassing CD? Amy Grant or Frente.. not exactly embarrassed by them, but they are both far different from the rest of the stuff
What is your most embarassing moment? you want me to embarass myself by telling you that?
Are you a daredevil? no, but sometimes a doubledaredevil
How do you release anger? through my ass... what kinda question is this?
Where is your second home? in the yard, across from the outhouse
Do you have a journal/diary? I have a blog... that's as good as it gets
What do you like least about yourself? I have a terrible wardrobe
What do you like most about yourself? I know how to have a good time even when it really sucks
What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? that they are the opposite sex
What is the furthest you have been from home? Hawaii would probably cover it
Do you talk to God? yes
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? uh uh.....uh.... no
Have you ever....
Been in love? I'm married.. what do you think?
Been drunk? on more than one occasion... in fact, write off 1995.. ok 1994 as well
Smoked? Well I had it coming from my ears a few days ago..
Had sex? hello.. married.. have a kid... not the mother mary
Kissed a stranger? Give me a scenario of why I would kiss a stranger.. I really want to know why I would be kissing strangers, and mardi gras don't count
Been on a plane? been on a few and lived to tell about it
Been on a motorcycle? yes .. even gone "ton -up"
Had surgery? a couple
Regreted something you did? like there's no one who has'nt
Been to another country? Do we really count Canada?
&..39;Fallen down in public?' Oh... yeah... few times.
Gone camping? not in awhile... I live in the woods now, why go camping?
Been on TV? briefly on the news in the background
Been to a concert? hundreds
Been on a cruise? do riverboat casinos count?
Sung in public? all the time! pour a little down me gullet and I'll sing for ya!
Eaten sushi? I'm overdue for my next sushi eating.. I love the stuff!
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