Shakespeare, theatre, running, acting, writing, the Cleveland Browns, the Cleveland Indians, sports in general, hoping for the chance to play Caliban/Richard III/Iago/Cyrano de Bergerac someday, pondering grad schools, good movies, bad movies, and pretty girls that won't give me the time of day.
People who know how to keep secrets, people who understand my idiosyncrasies, people who know how to spell idiosyncrasies, people who eat people, people who like to dance badly, people who play video games, people who are as geeky as I am, people who are as arrogant as I am, people who don't like people, people who don't like people who don't like people, people with mullets, people who have been attacked by bears, people who act, people who dangle the world on a string, people who dream vividly, people who believe in destiny, people who rebel against fate, people who are open-minded, people who can argue logically, people who drink me under the table, people who can keep up with me on Rock Band, people who watch way too many movies, people who enjoy shitty television, people who want to be Batman, people who would rather be the Joker, people who have met celebrities, people who are celebrities, people who will keep me updated on gossip so I am not the last to find out things, people who eat plain white rice with potato chips, people who find ketchup disgusting, people who've eaten fried worms, people who remember the lyrics to the Ninja Turtles theme song, people who remember the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song, people who want to see Zack Attack versus Jesse and the Rippers in a battle of the bands, people who don't want to grow old, people who wish they could fly, people who would use their superpowers for evil, people who aspire for greatness, people who are failures at everything they do, people who would rather burn out than fade away, people who understand that Marat/Sade is the greatest musical ever, people who don't like Sondheim, people who can't stand idiots, people who aren't delusional about their capabilities, people who don't annoy me, people that are afraid of freshwater sharks in swimming pools, people who can't watch the Child's Play movies at all, people who have seen leprechauns, people who aren't afraid to state their unpopular opinions, people who cause controversy, people who know a guy, people that can get me into VIP clubs, people who have been on a helicopter, people who enjoy football and baseball, people that root for Notre Dame, people in witness protection, people who do not find Dane Cook funny at all, people who think Bill Hicks is the greatest comedian of all time, people who think its stupid to pay a million dollars for a painting of a square, people who laugh loud and often, people who hate horses, people that can eat altoids like it was crack, people that can do pratfalls, people that enjoy foreign films, people that understand that Live Free or Die Hard wasn't a real Die Hard movie, people that are constantly agitated by public displays of affection just because they aren't in them, people who realize that Laurel and Hardy will always be better than Chaplin, people who have always wanted to play chicken with a semi-truck, people who still watch cartoons, people that perfer showers over baths, people that say pop and not soda, people that enjoy wasting time, people who appreciate Shakespeare, people that want to fight me, people who have successfully foiled a terrorist plot, people who think Bruce Campbell is a man-god, people that can understand the obscure pop culture references that pepper my speech, people that hate phones, people who dance to the beat of someone else's drum, people who give me free alcohol, people who give me free money, people who have better jobs for me, people who will cast me in their shows, people who understand advanced probability mechanics, people who want to use the term 'Occam's Razor' in a sentence but have never been able to, people who are the people that watch the Watchmen, people who know that the cake is a lie, people who illegally download everything, people who are clones of me, people who drink tequila without chasers, people who who think chasers are for sissy girly men, people who enjoy playing Monopoly, people who can defeat me in chess, people who still own Super Nintendos, people who think Robin Hood is the best Disney movie ever, people who can draw parallels between Hamlet and any movie starring Kevin Bacon, people who cried without shame at the end of Homeward Bound, people who think Where the Red Fern Grows is the saddest book/movie ever, people who dig cliche sports movies, people who think His Dark Materials is better than Chronicles of Narnia, people who think the Spiderwick Chronicles is better than Harry Potter, people who say the word "titillation", people who drink Pepsi over Coke, people who own geckos named Mondo, people who like the smell of bacon, people who wear fur, people who read Palahniuk, people who quote Vonnegut, people who have tried valiantly to read Gravity's Rainbow and failed, people who miss Calvin and Hobbes, people who are pissed Amend only does sunday Foxtrot strips nowdays, people who find Pearls Before Swine to be the only comic worth anything anymore, people who hate Joe Queseda, people who eat at Chipotle, people who aren't afraid to try new things, people who have been punched in the face by life, people who talk to the television and people who understand that dogs are better than cats and that's just the way it is.
Driveshaft.Also, anything that isn't 'gangsta rap'. Except that 'Bitches Ain't Shit' song. That's awesome. But only when done by Ben Folds. Or a'capella .
I watch way too many movies to possibly list a few.
LOST, Heroes, Scrubs, Numb3rs, Breaking Bad, My Name is Earl, the Office, Top Chef, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Survivorman, fucked up documentaries on the History Channel, and Sportscenter.
I like books with pictures in them.
Tyler Durden, Victor Mancini, John McClane, Gonzo the Great, Christian Bale, Michel Courtemanche, Peter Brook, Johnny Depp, Christopher Walken, Cyrano de Bergerac, John Wayne, Jesse Custer, Laurel and Hardy, the Ninja Turtles, and Buster Keaton.