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Melissa est. 1978

Britney Spears smells like redbull and urinal cakes!

About Me

I'm fat and my mother says I have the mouth of a sailor. I live by the rule of the three F's. If you don't Feed me, Fuck me or Finance me, then I dont give a fuck what you think about me. I'm not here looking for a date, hook up or the likes. I'm just here to talk some shit and set some of you bastards straight. Im fiesty and I like my music loud fast and HARD! I think I have A.D.D. but shhh thats strictly confidential. I love flipping people off on the freeways. I'm sarcastic yet sensitive. My family is CRAZY and I love them all to pieces. My favorite show is Laguna Beach because you know, it's the REAL OC. Did I mention I'm sarcastic? Mhmmm... Oh and I run one the best fucking fat girl groups on this damn site.


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My Interests









Movies:

Beaches
Desperately Seeking Susan
Grease 1&2
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Heathers
Little Women
King Arthur
Sense and Sensibility
Kingdom of Heaven
Tristan and Isoldes
Romeo and Juliet
Cassanova
Harvey Girls
Cry Baby
Hairspray
Murriels Wedding
Uptown Girls
Lost in Translation

Television:

CSI
Rockzilla
Uranium
Absolutely Fabulous
Trading Spaces
Discovery
TLC
Reality make over shows
Mind of Mencia
Inked
Growing up Gotti
Laguna Beach
Desperate Housewives

Books:

BUST Mag
Elle Decor Mag

My Blog

Personality Profile

You care about the big picture. You are comfortable with large, ambiguous issues. You carefully weigh all of the variables involved, and regularly come up with imaginative solutions to complex problem...
Posted by Melissa est. 1978 on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:39:00 PST

Atheist vs Christian

  So this is a bulletin I posted last night.  I want to post it in my blog in hopes for mores responses since bulletins get lost in the crowd.  Any and all views on this topic is welcom...
Posted by Melissa est. 1978 on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:50:00 PST

Aquarius

Aquarius - (January 21 - February 21) Aquarius is ruled by Uranus. An Air sign, Aquarius is very social, and is symbolized by the water bearer. An inventor at heart, you can be seen by others as a lit...
Posted by Melissa est. 1978 on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:15:00 PST

Testing 1 2 3

Ok im taking over this profile as a personal one instead of just a group profile because it basically just sits here and I dont do anything with it.  So now Im putting it to use.
Posted by Melissa est. 1978 on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:01:00 PST

Hot Fat Girl Revolution

This was posted in a new Yahoo group I just joined. Enjoy! My Hot Fat Girl Manifesto Zoe Whittall is tired of being told she has a pretty face. Photo by R. Kelly Clipperton By Zoe Whittall Publ...
Posted by Melissa est. 1978 on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:49:00 PST