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Jasonnn

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About Me

I like long romantic walks on the beach, holding hands, drinking expensive wine, staring at the beautiful moonlight, deep knowing sighs. I also love animals, saving the earth from pollution and giving to charity. I drive a BMW motorcycle, and have a summer home in Aspen, for the skiing and awesome comedy festivals. I come from a very wealthy family, but I'm pretty down to earth, and like people who are too.
I'm also 12 feet tall, have nine fucking eyes and a prehensile tail that I use to knock shit over, when I get mad. There Will Be Burns
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My Interests

The Red Special, Seeing Every Horrible Film Ever Made, Photography, Shiny Things, Cooking Every Day, The Gym, Boaking (not Boating), Crosswords and Privacy

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Beatles, Queen, Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Talking Heads, Ween, Radiohead, Bowie, Barenaked Ladies, Ocean Colour Scene, Led Zeppelin, Stevie Wonder, Fiona Apple, Zero 7, ELO, The Who, Gypsy Kings, Phantom Planet, Jellyfish, Stevie Wonder, The Regal Beagle, The Mars Volta, The Webb Brothers, The Police, Lenny Kravitz, Tenacious D

Movies:

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, 2001, Primer, Gross Point Blank, High Fidelity, Blue Velvet, Big Trouble in Little China, Kung Fu Hustle, Fight Club, Clockwork Orange, Zardoz, Tron, Closer, Cremaster 3, Shaun of the Dead, The Incredibles, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Television:

The Wire, Lost, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Kids in the Hall, The Simpsons, The State, West Wing, Sealab 2021, Frisky Dingo, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Fooly Cooly, SCTV, Futurama, Aeon Flux (not the movie), Rescue Me, Scrubs, The Upright Citizens Brigade, The Office, G.I. Joe, Futurama, Cowboy Bebop, Python

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Dark Tower, Hyperion, A Scanner Darkly, The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Clay, Post Secret, The Far Side, The Crying of Lot 49, Snowcrash and anything by Alan Moore and by Douglas Adams

Heroes:

Russ Meyer, Orson Welles, David Bowie, Brian May, Hunter S. Thompson, Omar Little, Jimmy McNulty, Hector "Shipwreck" Delgado, Eric Idle, John Cusack and my Dad.