I'm not gonna lie to you motherfuckers.
I'm a sea captain.
I was born to navigate the seas. Dig?
Any other sea captains out there? Just wondering.
Anyone who doesn't GET the life of a sea captain isn't someone I'm gonna get along with.
I wake up in the morning, I brief my crew, I survey the seas, and I navigate. You know? I get sea shit DONE.
That's what I'm about.
Sea captaining. Hoisting the mainsail. And swabbing the deck. IF that's what's required. If not, though, I'll just captain. Whatever it takes, man.
If you're not down with that - if you're not the type of guy who's married to the sea, if you're not the type of guy who gets all rum-drunk with his scruffy crewmates and laments the life of a seafaring dude (I'll never love a woman as much as I love the sea, I'd better get comfortable with the idea of spending eternity in Davy Jones's locker, ET AL) then we're probably not gonna have much in common. No offense.
But if you KNOW what I'm talking about, and you FEEL ME, and you've never lost your sea legs, then seriously, give me a SHOUT OUT!
SEA CAPTAINS 4-EVER!!!!!
Also, I know this generally goes without saying, but NO FATTIES! Right??!! I'm a sea captain, not CAPTAIN AHAB! Yeah! HIGH FIVE!Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds