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Zabeth

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About Me

I'm not gonna lie to you motherfuckers.
I'm a sea captain.
I was born to navigate the seas. Dig?
Any other sea captains out there? Just wondering.
Anyone who doesn't GET the life of a sea captain isn't someone I'm gonna get along with.
I wake up in the morning, I brief my crew, I survey the seas, and I navigate. You know? I get sea shit DONE.
That's what I'm about.
Sea captaining. Hoisting the mainsail. And swabbing the deck. IF that's what's required. If not, though, I'll just captain. Whatever it takes, man.
If you're not down with that - if you're not the type of guy who's married to the sea, if you're not the type of guy who gets all rum-drunk with his scruffy crewmates and laments the life of a seafaring dude (I'll never love a woman as much as I love the sea, I'd better get comfortable with the idea of spending eternity in Davy Jones's locker, ET AL) then we're probably not gonna have much in common. No offense.
But if you KNOW what I'm talking about, and you FEEL ME, and you've never lost your sea legs, then seriously, give me a SHOUT OUT!
SEA CAPTAINS 4-EVER!!!!!
Also, I know this generally goes without saying, but NO FATTIES! Right??!! I'm a sea captain, not CAPTAIN AHAB! Yeah! HIGH FIVE!Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other captains. Preferably sea captains. But you can also be another kind of captain, I guess. Like, of a lacrosse team, or "of industry."LET'S NETWORK!!!

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My Blog

5 Ways to Lose a Man FAST!!!

I just saw this advertisement and thought I'd save you some clicks.  And some money!  Those jerks will probably charge you to tell you how to lose a man.  I'll tell you for free.(this g...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:29:00 GMT

I am tired of people who are scared of clowns.

I don't want to be all negative in this entry, but I'm really tired of hearing "clowns are scary."  Let us debunk this clown stuff and then I won't have to hear it anymore.First, that shit is PLA...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 13:13:00 GMT

a highly relevant IM conversation addressing what is on all our minds.

jackie:  wait - so did you finish HP?Zabeth:  not yeti'm close to the end but not finished.i'll probably finish it to-nite.jackie:  i have 1000 pages to gois there any dick-in-vag actio...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:50:00 GMT

i got interviewed on the interweb.

It is here (if you know me you've probably heard me yap about the things in this interview recently):Just talkin' 'bout my car, Werner Herzog, Myspace, high school, and getting kicked out of the pool.
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 00:14:00 GMT

things were much different inside my space pod

i am confused by this strange green planethalp.
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 18:52:00 GMT

guilt-free!

I love recipes for foods with "guilt-free" or "guiltless" in the title.  Like:Guilt-free Chocolate Chip CookiesGuiltless Triple Fatty CheeseburgerGuilt-free Endangered Species Smorgasbord*General...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:30:00 GMT

i am filled with wow

Guys, here is a video you should watch.  Now excuse me, my mother is here, and I have to go shopping for a pilot costume. 
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:18:00 GMT

a short list of some things that i want to learn how to do

1.  jump up to a standing position from lying down, ninja-like.  this has been a dream of mine for a while.  first, i think it would be really surprising because i don't look like the k...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 13:54:00 GMT

re: feeling whatever

wow, it's been more than a month since i blogged?  my formerly steady supply of blogdroplets has run dry.  well, actually the real reason i haven't blogged is because i've been feeling so "w...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:21:00 GMT

Thanks for the reminder, Myspace!

One of the reasons I love Myspace is that it's so helpful in reminding me about things.  For example, I almost forgot that my favorite season of the year is nigh...BOYFRIEND SEASONLet's make sure...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:07:00 GMT