ME MYSELF AND I AND CERTAINLY NOT U!, FUCK U ALL! JK HAHAIGHT! BASICALLY IF YOUR NOT DOWN TO EARTH THEN GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHIZZLE! I WISH HAPPY MEALS STILL WORKED AND MADE ME HAPPY. I DONT LIKE WOMEN THAT HAVE CATS. LIKE I THINK ANY FEMALE THAT OWN CATS ARE PRETTY FUCKEN LOONEY! NUTZ EVEN! I DIG MUSIC A WHOLE LOT! I USED TO BE A VOCALIST BUT NOT ANYMORE CUZ MY I REALIZED I NEEDED TO GET REAL MONEY AND I PROLLY CANT EVEN USE MY PIPES ANYMORE CUZ ALL THE CIGS THAT I SMOKE. I STILL GO TO SHOWS ONLY IF I REALLY DIG A BAND UNLIKE BACK THEN WHEN I USED TO BE A CONCERT WHORE. I'M ALSO INTO FASHION, PHOTOGRAPHY... DOESNT MATTER IF I'M TAKEN THE PIC OR YOU ARE HAHAIGHT! POETRY AND ART, I'M BASICALLY INTERESTED IN EVERYTHING I DONT WANT TO NAME EM CUZ LIKE I'LL BE HERE ALL FREAKEN YEAR. YUP I'M JUST A VERY MUNDANE DUDE, IF YOU DONT LIKE ME THEN OH WELL. YOU CAN GO SUCK ON A FAT BABYS COCK! ONE MORE THING, I REALLY DIG CHICKS WITH ROSEY CHEEKS CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE OUT IN THE COLD FOR A LONG TIME AND IT HURTS SO IT GIVES ME AN EXCUSE TO KISS THEM TO MAKE IT FEEL BETTER AND ONE FINAL THING I DIG, I REALLY DIG HYPHENATED LAST NAMES, I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I JUST DO. HAHAIGHT!
I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO MEET SOMEONE WHO DOESNT HAVE A MYSPACE. LOL GET THIS! IM REALLY NOT INTO MEETING ANY OF YOU MYSPIZZLE PEEPS ITS JUST NOT MY THING, (LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE FULL OF THEMSELVES, LIARS, CHEATERS AND ESPECIALLY LONELY ASS DIRT BAG SLUTS. DONT GET ME WRONG THOUGH, I MEAN IF WE HAPPEN TO BUMP INTO EACH OTHER OUT IN PUBLIC I'LL SAY HI HELLO OR WHATEVER CUZ I'M A NICE GUY, BUT DEFINATLY DON'T MAKE PLANS TO MEET UP SOME WHERE THAT ISN'T SOCIAL. I FIND IT RATHER CREEPY. SO REMEMBER WHAT THOMAS SAID - "MYSPIZZLE IS A PLACE FOR FRIENDS". HAHAIGHT! NOW FOR THE PEEPS I'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET. BIJOU PHILLPS CUZ SHES MAD TALENTED AND SO CAPTIVATING. I'D ALSO LIKE TO MEET THAT BILL GATES FELLER. I'D TALK HIM INTO LETTING ME BORROW A BILLION DOLLARS TO PUT IN MY OWN LBANK AND I'LL PROMISE HIM I WONT TOUCH IT AND GIVE IT BACK TO HIM AT THE END OF THE YEAR. THE REASON FOR DOING THIS IS TO COLLECT INTEREST FROM THE BANK AND I DONT HAVE TO SPEND ANY OF THE MONEY THAT GOOD OL BILLY BOY LET ME BORROW AND I GET A FUCK LOAD OF $. HAHAHIGHT! USE UR HEAD NOT THE PIPE! WELL... ANYWIZZAYS THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET. LOOK AT THE SCROLLY PIC THING BELOW! DURRR!
EVERYTHING AND I MEAN EVERYTHING, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT MOOD I'M IN. I SING FOR ANY OF MY FRIENDS BANDS, HARDCORE TO SCREAMO TO A LIL OF THE HIP HOP GANGSTA SIDE. TRANCE TO ELECTRONICA WHAT THE HEY PUT IN A LIL WESTLY WILLIS AND RICHARD CHEESE IN THURR. I GUESS U CAN SAY I'M A LIL BIT COUNTRY, I'M A LIL BIT ROCK AND ROLL. HEY MUSIC IS MUSIC DONT JUDGE, LISTEN TO WHAT U LIKE.
MY DING A LING
MY DING A LING
I WANT U TO PLAY,
WITH MY DING A LING!
FAV MOVIE IS FIGHT CLUB. I LIKE COMEDY, INDIE FLICKS,SKATING AND CHICK FLICK MOVIES.
NOT REALLY A TV DUDE. I DONT LIKE TO WATCH ANYTHING THAT ISN'T REAL. I ONLY TURN ON THE TELLI JUST TO SEE WHAT THE WEATHER WOULD BE LIKE FOR MY ATTIRE FOR THE LONG DAY THAT AWAITS FOR ME.
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