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CHRIS the Jakobslad

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About Me

This site is dedicated all my personal heroes, my undying love of music, my small part in helping promote some lesser known indie bands, and my "Screaming At a Wall" commentary on whatever's on my mind.I've become a total news junkie since I kicked this nasty little habit with Adderall(actually anything that gave you that speed rush was okay with me. Ritalin, Dexedrine, Concerta, etc. Snorted it, popped it. It was pretty bad for about two years)and I needed something else to keep my brain wired besides coffee. Nothing like the news to do that. There's no shortage of utter stupidity within our country's borders so I had to see what that was all about. I guess it really peaked during the election in 04' when I would flip back and forth to watch dickhead pundits go at each others' throats for three months. Funny shit. I've been shaving my head pretty short lately so guess I fit the "Master Race" portrait that Hitler wanted us all to be. In truth, I'm a total pacifist 95% of the time. I think racism and prejudice are stupid in principle and even more dumbfounding in practice. There are plenty of fuckheads, assholes, dipshits, motherfuckers, shitheads, sons of bitches, cocksuckers, and dickheads in this world and I don't really care what color their skin is or who and how they fuck. I just don't have the time of day for them. I try very hard to give everyone a fair shake but sometimes just hearing a random stranger using a few choice words is enough to make my blood boil. I'm German-Irish I guess. I think that's all you guys need to know. Draw your own fucking conclusions if you read my blog. This profile was edited with The CricketSoda Myspace Editor

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I don't know. People come and go. Maybe I'll get to know them, maybe I won't. You never know.

Music:

(in no particular order)the Dead Kennedys, the Clash, the Cramps, Pearl Jam, Sonic Youth, Husker Du, the Minutemen, Alice in Chains, the Jesus and Mary Chain, Meat Puppets, the Gizzards, YER MOM, Bad Brains, Pink Floyd, WILCO, Fugazi, Minor Threat, Dinosaur Jr.and anything J Mascis touches, My Bloody Valentine, Bob Dylan, Hit the Switch, NOFX, Mike Watt, the Pixies, Jimi Hendrix, Buzzcocks, the Wastrels, Sublime, Morphine, Neil Young, Butthole Surfers, MC5, PJ Harvey, Rancid, Primus, Screaming Trees, Bad Religion, Nirvana, the Who, the Replacements, the Germs, Circle Jerks, Black Flag, the Velvet Underground and other shit by Lou Reed, the Sex Pistols, the Damned, the Misfits, the Stooges, Patti Smith, Lydia Lunch(old school stuff), the Evens, Rites of Spring, Television, New York Dolls, the Dwarves, the Adverts, Camper Van Beethoven, and there's alot more. This is pretty much all I could think of right now.

Heroes:

George Carlin on Religion

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My Blog

Karma Stew(continued)

The Universe is a strange thing. Because it's not really a thing. It's everything and nothing. All is Nothing, Nothing is All. Everyone plays a part. Hitler, Dahmer, Bundy, Gacy, and all those other s...
Posted by CHRIS the Jakobslad on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:48:00 PST

Karma Stew

I've been trying to keep things on an even keel as of late. For me, it starts with attire. Militant camo pants with a Green Party t-shirt. A St. Christopher's medal on top of a black angel of death te...
Posted by CHRIS the Jakobslad on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:05:00 PST

Hardcore(my view)

The genre of hardcore has been analyzed repeatedly by a wide variety of different sources, most notably in film format with "The Decline of Western Civilization". A documentary of notable ba...
Posted by CHRIS the Jakobslad on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:19:00 PST

A Poem or Two

(These were written during a two month period late last year which I refer to as "The Great Vicodin Experiment") "Amerikan Dreamz and Things" American Dreams, Monetary Means, Hollow Figurines, These a...
Posted by CHRIS the Jakobslad on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:43:00 PST

Fix Me

If you listen to Zen Arcade backwards it still carries some weight. Especially when the last song played in that format is "Something I Learned Today". I don't know just a thought. The punk rock ...
Posted by CHRIS the Jakobslad on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:08:00 PST

Jah Calling

the INSOMNIA story  "But my Dreams, they aren't as EMPTY" - Behind Blue Eyes It's a beautiful place where everyone is beholden to no ideals firmly set in REALITY of LUCIDNESS. My kind of tow...
Posted by CHRIS the Jakobslad on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST

What do I Get

DEAD CITY RADIO the Classic one 1.Rock and Roll-the Velvet Underground 2.Anarchy in the UK-the Sex Pistols 3.Smash it Up-the Damned 4.Tommy Gun-the Clash 5.Kick out the Jams(MOTHERFUCKER)-MC5 6.Horses...
Posted by CHRIS the Jakobslad on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:40:00 PST

the Depressed

the Depressed When you're at rock bottom can you still see up, Does the sun still shine down, Or is it not seen, Is everything gray now, Or is it just me, Bottles and pills now, No reason t...
Posted by CHRIS the Jakobslad on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:33:00 PST

Nature Without Man

There are no more races to be run There are no numbers left to be won Everybody's down we pulled each other down There never was a truth to be found We are all bigots so full of hatred We release our...
Posted by CHRIS the Jakobslad on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:52:00 PST

One Chord Wonders

DEAD CITY RADIO the Overt one(songs that will never cease to overtly offend someone, somewhere, or just pure unihibited subject matter) 1.I Wanna Be Your Dog-the Stooges 2.I Just Want Some Skank-Circl...
Posted by CHRIS the Jakobslad on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:16:00 PST