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polyester bride

funk punk electro bunny flying dildo cottage pie.

About Me

Aloha i'm emma-elisabeth but don't call me that, some call me ezemer, some call me snaff, some call me the mcdee of dempstershire and some call me the whitetrash superstar - take your pick:] I go to broadland high school which sucks a lot one day me and tilly are going to live in monmarte and be penniless and live of la vin and la bread and la snails(not so sure about that one!) and we'll have a tiny flat above a bistro, and a moped, and many lovers ... but until then my favourite thing to do is bum around norwich with eddie, clare, emz, bee, joni, mash, cressy, tilly and anyone else who doesn't smell bad. i can't stand people that smell bad.. i have 21 pairs of shoes:] and a fetish it seems and my hair is light blonde with green/black/blue/purple at the ends - it looks good i promise! i love colours i'm not the sort of person who stalks around in lots of eyeliner and tonnes of black - not that i have a problem with these people i drink and smoke - and yes i know about cancer. i despise television. i wish i was born in the 80s! In my world Mr Harper is God. i've been with girls but i don't know how i'm gonna turn out. i'm terrified of doing my gcses. right now i'm listening to gold lion by the yeah yeah yeahs. chavs are great. head in the clouds blates best shop in the world. jamie oliver has no knob. i think i've blabbered enough now so err if you like me then leave a comment please with a cherry on top, and if you don't like me then i'm not going to cry. :] peace out
You Are 84% Sociopath
You're so manipulative, you could make Hannibal Lector your bitch.
You feel superhuman - and you certainly lack human empathy. Are You A Sociopath?
Your Vocabulary Score: A
Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite an erudite person. How's Your Vocabulary?
You Are 28% Pure
You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it.
Luckily, there's a few things left for you to try! How Pure Are You?

My Interests



MySpace Avatars Lyrics

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I'd like to meet:

willy wonka!! "Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies." -- genius! your attention please, go to http://lickthedice.proboards59.com NOW or i will be forced to give you the spanking of a lifetime

Heroes:

(that's joanna newsom by the way)

My Blog

highway 61 revisited

Abraham and his son, georgia sam, mack the finger, second mother and seventh son, and the rovin gambler all were fucking lucky twats. They had a place to go. They just got in a pickle and gods and kin...
Posted by "funky ball of tits from outer space." on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:20:00 PST

new space invaders high score

31, 490 yeah.
Posted by "funky ball of tits from outer space." on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:56:00 PST

some survey sandy sent me

WrathWho did you last get angry with?someone who was being an ass to eddieWhat is your weapon of choice?spiked dildoWould you hit a member of the opposite sex?natchHow about the same sex?yupWho was th...
Posted by "funky ball of tits from outer space." on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:24:00 PST

top 8 whores

Your Top 8 Myspace Freinds001. What is Your Name? ezemer002. How old are you? 143&4 were ghey so missed them out.Your Top 8 Myspace friends005. 1 ed006. 2 clare007. 3 tim burgess008. 4 bradders009...
Posted by "funky ball of tits from outer space." on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:09:00 PST

*sigh* oh how i miss them...

..> You Know You're Norwegian When... You assume that a stranger on the street who smiles at or greets you is:a) drunk.b) insane.c) an American.d) All of the above.You vigorously defend whaling and...
Posted by "funky ball of tits from outer space." on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:14:00 PST

stoned tired hungry

just got back from kerrang thing the bronx rocked!! saw people. my hair is poodle-esque some guy asked me if i wanted free love!? then we high fived and kissed. then i got in emily's car. that's ...
Posted by "funky ball of tits from outer space." on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:49:00 PST

jelly beans!!!

Jelly Belly!!!         A&W® Cream Soda A&W® Root Beer Berry Blue Blueberry Bubble Gum         Buttered P...
Posted by "funky ball of tits from outer space." on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:56:00 PST

welcome to my tragic world...

I WANT A HUG! **looks around for victims then hugs ringo** and now the fucking dog has bitten me. today was long, boring and pointless and i wish i was old!!! i'm never ever going to be a bus dri...
Posted by "funky ball of tits from outer space." on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:30:00 PST