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King Anyi ... ’In Ya Facial Face!’ (TM)

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About Me

King Anyi is the First, the ONE, the ONLY Rhythmatic MotaVational Speaker. A Rhythmatic Motivational Speaker is one who speaks with the intent to shock and enlighten listeners, be it through story, music, or conversation. HEAR KING ANYI ON Outta Pocket RADIO ..'King Anyi Comedy Show Tickets June 14th @ the Townhouse- Vallejo, California! $5! .. Just Click on His Funny Face!

My Interests

Writing, Rolling, Recording, Roasting The 4 R's.. And Performing!

I'd like to meet:

Friends, Fans, FeeeMales, Family members i aint met yet (before you come owt the woodw erks) EMail me [email protected] to gain access to Yizzle's Kingdumb (What is that?)

Music:

I Luv A Lot of Music, Too Short, E-40, Game Brothas, Hogg Moggz, Kool Moe Dee, UGK, Dogg Pound, Wu-Tang and sum mo' shit, Outta Pocket Radio exclusives, R.I.P. 2Pac, R.I.P. Mac Dre, R.I.P. Barry White, R.I.P. Gerald Levert, R.I.P. Pimp C.. Hol Up!!, R.I.P. James Brown

Books:

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My Blog

@17th is the new Mingles (Bay Area Residents Only)

@17th is the New Mingles (Bay Area residents Only)                Chris Rock said in his hit song with the late Gerald Levert  No Se...
Posted by King Anyi ... In Ya Facial Face! (TM) on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:53:00 PST

Internet is the NEW CABLE!

A young female was trying to make plans with me to get together, and since she had to depend on a friend for a ride, we were trying to figure out who would most likely have a relaxed easy going time w...
Posted by King Anyi ... In Ya Facial Face! (TM) on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:41:00 PST

Town Politics

7/11/2007It seems like the whole town of Oakland was in attendance at the redevelopment Agency & Council Community Economic Development Committee Meeting.  The hearing room in Oakland'c City ...
Posted by King Anyi ... In Ya Facial Face! (TM) on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:20:00 PST

Husbands are the New Boyfriend

Husbands are the new Boyfriends! Did you know that if you are in a relationship for long enough (7 years I believe), the rules of marriage apply? It's called "Commonlaw Marriage." The virtues of ma...
Posted by King Anyi ... In Ya Facial Face! (TM) on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:37:00 PST

Friends are the new Lovers

I used to cringe when I heard a woman (or girl) I was interested in say,"Let's just be friends." It was a clear sign that you would be the onehearing all about her intimate life, instead of becoming ...
Posted by King Anyi ... In Ya Facial Face! (TM) on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:57:00 PST

The Blog is the New Bathroom Wall

I don't know what it is about having a keyboard and internet access, or a sharpie and a bathroom wall for that matter, that compels us to contribute meaningless observations, and peeves into the alrea...
Posted by King Anyi ... In Ya Facial Face! (TM) on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:17:00 PST

DNA of the Black Experience

Police hate me cuz im theyre sworn enemyNiggas hate me cuz the themselves they se in meAnd thats the side effects of the sickess this contagious diseasea planted spiteful seed grew into a hateful tre...
Posted by King Anyi ... In Ya Facial Face! (TM) on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 12:32:00 PST

U.N.I.T.Y.

I roast Broads who wanna hang wit the fellas callin me nigga an shit but get offended when the Bitch word flies out... King Anyi: (looks @ text message) THIS BITCH!?Fat Ass Dyke Ass Reyna: "Y u say b...
Posted by King Anyi ... In Ya Facial Face! (TM) on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:13:00 PST

King Anyi on Slang

King Anyi on KQED'S FORUM on june 16th on "SLANG"http://www.kqed.org/pgmArchive/RD19/20060611/weekPeop le always wanna kno y we speak slang and dialect and shit.. we know all that shit, but fuck the ki...
Posted by King Anyi ... In Ya Facial Face! (TM) on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 10:58:00 PST

Bitch Attention Deficit Disorder (BADD)

Aired Feb 2006 on KQED http://www.youthradio.org/lifestyle/kcbs060219_fadd.shtmlVal entines Day or as I call it, February Fools came and went this year, and gave me the chance to learn something abo...
Posted by King Anyi ... In Ya Facial Face! (TM) on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 05:02:00 PST