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Joey Hazard - King of the Trailer Park

...and the corpse had the number 13 carved into his forehead...unlucky for some

About Me

Please don't forget.
I drink whiskey and swear in front of children. I'm 100% ready for the zombie apocalypse
AIM SN: JoeyHazard & ImHellboundBaby

My Interests

whiskey. cigars. hot rods. women. beer. murder.

I'd like to meet:

someone who's ready for when the machines rise. other than that, i don't want to meet you...you'll waste my time.

Music:

..yeah

Movies:

horror

Television:

no

Books:

I can read.

Heroes:

...fuck your heroes

My Blog

burrito-master EXTREME

i disconnected my internet.fuck bills. anything else??? nahh....i'm bored with this. want to go back to school.....can't narrow down what i want to learn. everything.....i want to know EVERYTHING. exc...
Posted by Joey Hazard - King of the Trailer Park on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:55:00 PST

calling you out

you want me. you know where to find me. come and fucking get me. i'm calling you out
Posted by Joey Hazard - King of the Trailer Park on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 07:05:00 PST

ok

i have one week...i have to do myself right....
Posted by Joey Hazard - King of the Trailer Park on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:15:00 PST

in search of...

someone to stay up late and watch all my cheezy/gore-tastic horror movies with me on my couch..... i don't need much more, just a little connection somewhere. maybe i'll even share my whiskey...
Posted by Joey Hazard - King of the Trailer Park on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:15:00 PST

Listen Up Assholes...

i don't live with a roommate anymore. i don't live in that hole in downtown bethlehem anymore. i bought a house of my own in bethlehem township well, a manufactured home in a mobile home park.... i ru...
Posted by Joey Hazard - King of the Trailer Park on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

life as of late

i drive a white 88 lincoln towncar signature. i don't drive a van i don't work in the pawn shop i don't like you and i frequently go from feeling like a million dollars to shit like every other day. m...
Posted by Joey Hazard - King of the Trailer Park on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:18:00 PST

recently brought to my attention that...

that i have a lot of young, attractive girls for friends. i'm not sure what this means, but i hope its good. and i hope this trend doesn't continue and i become a creepy old man that drives a van and ...
Posted by Joey Hazard - King of the Trailer Park on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:15:00 PST

read this...important

fuck off
Posted by Joey Hazard - King of the Trailer Park on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:11:00 PST

MY STUFF....FOR SALE

ok, well as some of you may know....I've had to fork out more money lately than I normally would have, a LOT more money.Now I'm too tight for cash I'm selling a lot of stuff I own....here's the list c...
Posted by Joey Hazard - King of the Trailer Park on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:23:00 PST

HOLY FUCKING UPDATE

yeah, so doing a quick update while i'm at work.in the past month I...moved into a new apartmentfell out with 2 close friendsgot evicted because of those two friendslost another close friend/roommatel...
Posted by Joey Hazard - King of the Trailer Park on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:57:00 PST