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Aaron Celsus

I'm not evil, I'm just in touch with my dark side!

About Me

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Pimp out your webpage with PimpWebpageI am a musician who has been in and out of bands for too long (see the pictures section) and am looking for jamming partners into death/black metal (no guitarists, please ) to get something started and put all these fucking joke bands in their place. I'm also a freelance writer, too. Some of my past interviewees include Megadeth, Slayer, Nile, Danzig, Murphy's Law, Cradle of Filth, and more. Chances are you've probably seen me at shows in the Allentown/Philadelphia/NYC(sometimes) area, so if you see me again, flag me down and we'll talk. I'm not a talkative person at first, but the more you know me, the more I'll open up.
You scored as Reinhard Heydrich. You are Reinhard Heydrich. ‘Live fast, die young and leave a good-looking corpse’ is your motto. You almost seem to have a death wish as you do nigh-suicidal things like drive your sportscar or fly your airplane too fast in treacherous conditions. Embodying the duality of the sign Pisces, you have two faces: at work, you’re cheerless, grim, brutal and violent; at home you’re sentimental, romantic, warm and affectionate. You are ambitious and wish to climb to the top of your chosen path in the shortest time possible. Despite this, you have a surprising weakness and talent for the Arts.
Reinhard Heydrich


94%

Adolf Hitler


75%

Martin Bormann


72%

Josef Goebbels


69%

Ernst Röhm


69%

Albert Speer


56%

Rudolf Hess


53%

Heinrich Himmler


47%

Hermann Göring


33%
Which Nazi leader are you?
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My Interests

Music, playing guitar, the occult, the dark side of human nature, the seedy underbelly of society, good horror and action movies, the occult roots of Nazism, the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Music:

Lots of different stuff. Not closed minded here at all ("as long as its good"): Morbid Angel, Emperor, Slayer, Danzig, Misfits, Samhain, Deicide, Van Halen (David Lee Roth era), Pantera, vintage Metallica, Immortal, Marduk, Behemoth, Nile, Zyklon, Limbonic Art, Krisiun, Vader, Dawn of Azazel, Vital Remains, Lisa Gerrard, Mastodon, Sarcophagus, Wurdulak, Insatanity, Myrkskog, Diamanda Galas, Lustmord, Sarcofago, Paradise Lost (older stuff), Ophiolatry, Sisters of Mercy, Motorhead, Cradle of Filth, Type O Negative, Judas Priest, Fields of the Nephilim, Moonspell, Absu, Acheron, Machine Head, Down, Incantation, Lacuna Coil, Belphegor, Mercyful Fate, Abhorrence, Jimi Hendrix, Christian Death, Motley Crue, John Williams (the composer), Ted Nugent, Deep Purple, AC/DC (Bon Scott era), Mussorgsky, Venom, Celtic Frost, 1349, White Zombie/Rob Zombie, The Rolling Stones (older material), Depeche Mode, Disembowelment, Jerry Goldsmith, Graeme Revell, Ozzy Osbourne, Arch Enemy, Guns N' Roses, Hate Eternal, Fear Factory, Hypocrisy, Dimmu Borgir, Dark Funeral, Black Sabbath, Sepultura (Max era only), Obituary, Acid Bath, Pessimist, Bathory, Cryptopsy, Bolt Thrower, Megadeth, Led Zeppelin, Soilent Green, Electric Hellfire Club, Queensryche, Nocturnus, Dissection, Buddy Guy, John Lee Hooker, Entombed, Goatwhore, Carcass, Mayhem, UFO (Schenker era), Rush, Bloodstorm, Possessed, Exodus, Iron Maiden, Death, Immolation, Exhumed, Empire Hideous, Beethoven, Angelcorpse, Alice in Chains, Mozart, Cannibal Corpse, Opeth, Chopin, The Doors, Testament, Lost Soul, Johnny Cash, Robert Johnson, 45 Grave, Wagner, Alice Cooper, Nox Arcana, Enslaved.

Movies:

Angel Heart, Leif Jonker's Darkness, The Howling, The Thing, The Hills Have Eyes, The Omen (the original of course ), The Crow, 300, The Church, Prince of Darkness, Rosemary's Baby, Night of the Living Dead (original only), Saw, 8 MM, The Occult History of the Third Reich, The Manson Family, Escape From New York, Carrie, The Devil's Advocate, Sisters, Scarface, Demons, Ronin, The Godfather saga, any Hong Kong era John Woo (The Killer, Hard Boiled, A Better Tomorrow), Midnight Run, Predator, Maniac, The Evil Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Evilspeak, The Shining, Death Wish, Training Day, I Spit on Your Grave, The Devil's Rejects, The Black Cat, Dirty Harry (and the sequels), Taxi Driver, Beverly Hills Cop, Deathdream, Platoon, Black Christmas, Natural Born Killers, Hannibal, Suspiria, Opera, Black Sunday, Pumpkinhead, Death Hunt, Halloween, The French Connection, Hellraiser, Apocalypse Now, Batman Begins, Inferno, High Plains Drifter, The Stoned Age, The Crazies, Creepshow, The Silence of the Lambs, Con Air, The Rock, Reservoir Dogs, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Mad Max, Star Wars saga, Seven, Full Metal Jacket, Point Break, The Naked Gun, Enter the Dragon, A Fistful of Dollars, Mark of The Devil, Nightmare on Elm Street (original), From Dusk Til Dawn, Last House on the Left, RoboCop, Alucarda, Unforgiven, The Terminator, Aliens, Braveheart, Reanimator, Tremors, The Believers, Near Dark, Madman, Christmas Evil, Die Hard, Deep Red, I Drink Your Blood, Zombie, The Gauntlet, 2000 Maniacs, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Dead Alive, Rambo 1-3, The Devil's Rain, Ed Gein, Escape From Alcatraz, Mother's Day, Darkman

Television:

All in the Family, Married With Children, Chappelle's Show, old Saturday Night Live, Crank Yankers, The Incredible Hulk, Werewolf, Night Court, Unsolved Mysteries, Beavis & Butthead, Howard Stern's old syndicated TV show from 1991-92 (kudos if you remember that one)

My Blog

Back to school (just like Rodney Dangerfield)

As some of you may know, I have decided to go back to night school.  Plain and simple, I'm sick of just barely affording things I need like gas ---I swear it's gonna hit $4.00 a gallon by spring,...
Posted by Aaron Celsus on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:35:00 PST

RULES FOR GUYS

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the s...
Posted by Aaron Celsus on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:16:00 PST

JIM MORRISON: PHILOSOPHER

A hero is someone who rebels or seems to rebel against the facts of existence and seems to conquer them. Obviously that can only work at moments. It can't be a lasting thing. That's not saying that pe...
Posted by Aaron Celsus on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:01:00 PST

FUCK CARS!

Motherfucker! I just found a really great guitar that I really like (and those of you who know my tastes know how picky I am about guitars and all the other things I like) but I might have to spend th...
Posted by Aaron Celsus on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:10:00 PST

Top 10 signs you may be a dumb Christian

Top 10 "You May Be A Fundamental Christian Dumb Ass List" ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------- 10) - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods ...
Posted by Aaron Celsus on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:05:00 PST

WHY ARE HONKY ASS CRACKAS RACIST?

Though I didn't author this, I wish I had.  Just thought I'd make this a blog for posterity's sake.   WHAT IS RACISM---------------------- You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction...
Posted by Aaron Celsus on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:48:00 PST

THE "HOLY" BIBLE

With all this talk about religion these days and how "ours" is so much more humane than "theirs", perhaps one should take a closer look at some of what "our" religion really says.  Ever wond...
Posted by Aaron Celsus on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:54:00 PST

The dumbest (actual) headlines of 2006

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2006: -----------------------------------------------------------C rack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says...
Posted by Aaron Celsus on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST

The wit and wisdom of Al Bundy.

Quotes: Go away, Peg Let's Cook! Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare Pretty women make us wanna BUY b...
Posted by Aaron Celsus on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:11:00 PST

Which metal knight are you?

There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle, guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kinds of metalheads as knights. * POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white...
Posted by Aaron Celsus on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:52:00 PST