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Claire

Seeks submissive with large ankles

About Me

I now officially have a baby daddy.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

We breed.

Music:

I'll listen to anything twice.

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer, Lord of the Rings, Brain Candy , Requiem for a Dream, Big Trouble in Little China, The Evil Dead Series, Cabin Boy, Goonies, Labrynth, The Dark Crystal, Kingpin, About Schmidt, Batman Begins

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Unwrapped, South Park, Cold Case Files, Forensic files, Carpoolers, Top Chef, Iron Chef

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces, Letters from the Earth, Harry Potter, Fast Food Nation, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Prince of Tides, House of Leaves, Cod

My Blog

I wish there were a damn mini-mall around here.

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Posted by Claire on Sat, 31 May 2008 03:05:00 PST

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.   and I thank you.
Posted by Claire on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:01:00 PST

Our chicken wing has turned into a goblin.

Hey everyone!  We are having a boy.  Here he is, suckin on some thumb.   ...
Posted by Claire on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:02:00 PST

We got ourselves a chicken wing!

Here it is.. Baby's first photo op..   ...
Posted by Claire on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:04:00 PST

Youre a good man, Charlie Brown.

So my loverly fiance decided to make a video series for a guy he works with while he's on vacation.  The video he made on Saturday has somehow become viral enough to be the 5th most watched video on Y...
Posted by Claire on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:17:00 PST

Have you been cheese nachos?

This is pretty awesome.. ...
Posted by Claire on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:04:00 PST

9 years and 27 down

Hey there ladies and gents. On Friday September 15th come celebrate the 9th year of bands and booze here at Tasty World and the 27th year of me breathing successfully.  Moder...
Posted by Claire on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:03:00 PST

Jesus tastes better with booze.

Come one, come all to the 4th annual Tasty World Xmas extravaganza on Thursday December 22 at 10pm.  Karaoke, booze, and AJ Bowen.  Need I say more? 
Posted by Claire on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 05:47:00 PST

It's a girl!!!

It's never too early to start promoting a great show, so begins the onslaught of bulletins and invites from yours truly. Friday Sept. 9th:Claire's 26th Anniversary Extraordinaire!Tasty World's 8th Ann...
Posted by Claire on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kick Ass Saturday!

Hey Everybody! I just wanted to thank all of the people who came to the Free the West Memphis 3 benefit we held at Tasty World on Saturday.  We had about 250 paid and raised quite a bit of money ...
Posted by Claire on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST