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P.Rick

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About Me

This shit reminds me of when I was in grade school and the teacher would make me write about my summer vacation or my favorite color. I usually would lie on those assignments. I'm not particularly interesting. Except for when I spent one summer in Alaska hunting wolverines, and then these guys asked me to be in their gang...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gustav Klimt
Tim Burton

My Blog

Commutative Property of American Politics

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Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 19:09:00 GMT

WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Diary, SHIT FUCK BALLS!!!!!!! I know the world doesn't hate me. It's just too busy spinning to stop and think about me. Vertigo is a good word right now. I am falling over and over again. It will...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:08:00 GMT

Edward Gorey

This shit is super-fucking awesome. Check it out if you dare...   http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/stage/7535/gorey.html " target="_self">edward gorey
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:28:00 GMT

I am so full of shit.

    My belly is distended and swollen. My insides are aching and rotting. I can smell my spirit reeking and withering away, trapped in my walking waste-land.    I cannot ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:55:00 GMT

Method to my madness.

Dear Diary,I am a man. I am an evolved vertebrate. So leave me alone. I'm grown. I can do what I want. So fuck off. Already.Love always,Patrick
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:52:00 GMT

Can I see your Identification?

Dear Diary,Fuck you. Today I learned that I am not special and hardly amout to a whisper in the universe. However, in space no one can hear you scream. Unless you are on star trek. When I grow up I wa...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:46:00 GMT

I fix things

The first thing people ask me when they see this is if I did this on purpose. My response: When you have no self-control, it's hard to do anything on purpose. I didn't intentionally smash this paintin...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:48:00 GMT

New Shizzle fo Rizzle...

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Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:07:00 GMT

I break things

This is what I broke......Dammit.
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:01:00 GMT

I burn things.

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Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 23:22:00 GMT