Commutative Property of American Politics |
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WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! |
Dear Diary,
SHIT FUCK BALLS!!!!!!! I know the world doesn't hate me. It's just too busy spinning to stop and think about me. Vertigo is a good word right now. I am falling over and over again. It will... Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:08:00 GMT |
Edward Gorey |
This shit is super-fucking awesome. Check it out if you dare...
http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/stage/7535/gorey.html
" target="_self">edward gorey Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:28:00 GMT |
I am so full of shit. |
My belly is distended and swollen. My insides are aching and rotting. I can smell my spirit reeking and withering away, trapped in my walking waste-land. I cannot ... Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:55:00 GMT |
Method to my madness. |
Dear Diary,I am a man. I am an evolved vertebrate. So leave me alone. I'm grown. I can do what I want. So fuck off. Already.Love always,Patrick Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:52:00 GMT |
Can I see your Identification? |
Dear Diary,Fuck you. Today I learned that I am not special and hardly amout to a whisper in the universe. However, in space no one can hear you scream. Unless you are on star trek. When I grow up I wa... Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:46:00 GMT |
I fix things |
The first thing people ask me when they see this is if I did this on purpose. My response: When you have no self-control, it's hard to do anything on purpose. I didn't intentionally smash this paintin... Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:48:00 GMT |
New Shizzle fo Rizzle... |
... Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:07:00 GMT |
I break things |
This is what I broke......Dammit. Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:01:00 GMT |
I burn things. |
... Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 23:22:00 GMT |