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Hans

i'm your pusherman.

About Me


hans of rockville...sister city to pinneberg, germany since 1957my name is hans. welcome to my "space". i came to the dc area through the Greater Washington Gnome Rescue, "may no home be without a gnome and may no gnome be without a home". i landed in rockville, MD with lisa. my foster home had me in the garden. lisa does not like to take the risk of me being stolen, vandalized, or otherwise violated. i get out, but i'm not left out. i'm a city gnome.........anyway, make yourself at gnome. notice my divining rod. i like to call it my Y chromosome. to gnome me is to love me.click here to check out my st. patty's day blog debut

My Interests

Main Entry: divining rod Function: noun : a forked rod believed to indicate the presence of water or minerals especially by dipping downward when held over a veintorturing o'malley....that lazy shite that sleeps in the plant.

I'd like to meet:

they all want to meet me.almost met this guy while visiting the land of the lost. initially i was apprehensive about having a confrontation with him. i'm ready now. bring it, dog face boy.my bastard children.hot babes.kindered spirits.

Movies:

yes...he was a toit man....toit like a tiger.

Television:

busted sukkas...

Books:

my very own autobiography (i was so handsome back in the day)

Heroes:

R.I.P. dad