Poetry, Music, a good practical joke ery now and again, people, women (always love a good T-n-A display), lips...dammit i LOVE womens lips (both sets), pretty smiles on pretty women, (so if i meet U, U betta have a smile 4 me or ima fire dat ass up), football, i'm the 1 that be laffin N church @ the people who believe EVERYTHING the pastor says and don't do ANY research, talkin bout a bunch of people who listen & believe any & everything without ever thinking, well think about this... i'm the 1 that be laffin @ fat muhfuggas runnin N the rain wit dem lil ass totes umbrellas that be broke all up blowin backwards and $h!t cuz the wind blowin just a lil bit...and i'm thinkin what U gonna stop wit that little @ss umbrella??? But this is the reason i go 2 church...2 C stuff like this...watch the video of your lil brother singing like your grandmother.. width="425" height="350" ..Oh yeah...my public service announcement...leave them drugs alone!!! U don't want 2 be like this bamma, do U?Public Service Announcement no.2& always remember...
Jesus Will Survive!!!
I'd like to meet:
My wife & kids, U...and maybe yo' momma too!
This Muhfugga... The Survey
Name: Don
Birthday: 5-10-75
Birthplace: Parts Unknown
Current Location: N front of dis computer
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: Vertically challenged
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both or neither
Your Heritage: Mom & Dad
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timberland Boots 2 church
Your Weakness: Good poonani, it keeps me comin back 4 more
Your Fears: George Bush N office
Your Perfect Pizza:
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be a Porno star
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: *Yawning* Aaahhh shit...not again...rolling over and falling out of the bed and onto the floor...OW! God dammit that hurts...now what in HELL am i gonna do wit dem crazy ass kids N class 2day? Hmmmm???
Your Best Physical Feature: Hmmm...it's long & it's hairy, but it's not my long hair
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out, wherever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Dad, college life & girls that got away
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...sniff sniff
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: She can bring her girlfriends if she wanna
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mama's homemade tea...hmm...tastes like syrup
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: Depends on what U talkin bout
Do you Swear: U god damn right...i cuss colorfully...shit...cussin is a muthafuggin artform bitch, and U don't know who the fuck U talkin 2
Do you Sing: yea
Do you Shower Daily: Nah, i prefer 2 walk around eryday smellin like 1 of those Arab Cab Drivers
Have you Been in Love: i wish i could find that bitch...have U seen her???
Do you want to go to College: If U willing 2 pay 4 it, i might do it again
Do you want to get Married: yea...4 money
Do you belive in yourself: what does "belive" mean
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm the sexiest muhfugga on this page
Are you a Health Freak: not that type of freak
Do you get along with your Parents: When they R around
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea...they sexy
Do you play an Instrument: Several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i 4got
In the past month have you Smoked: Y???
In the past month have you been on Drugs: legal or illegal???
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Y...U followin me or somethin, i ain't got no time 4 no stalkers
In the past month have you eaten a
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i don't know her, but i bet she Japanese ain't she
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nah, i be dumpin all on yo' mama
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does the bathtub count...no...well then does yo' mama count
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i ain't tellin U that
Ever been Drunk: Hell no
Ever been called a Tease: Been called a few things like a bad muhfugga, a mean muhfugga, a mad lil muhfugga (It wasn't my fault she didn't lock the door and her kids walked in and i wasn't finished yet)
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, by yo' mama...she "beat" me up REALLY good...tell her 2 call me
Ever Shoplifted: Didn't U already ask that question
How do you want to Die: N my sleep after bustin a nut
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt, Ethiopia, Belize, Brazil, Ghana, Japan, Nigeria
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: hers
Short or Long Hair: That all depends on where the hair is...
Height: Depends on the woman
Weight: N the right places
Best Clothing Style: birthday suits
Number of Drugs I have taken: i 4got
Number of CDs I own: What the fuck???EXACTLY how many cd's do U own, How U ask some1 a dumbass question like that? i got 8,347 and a half of dat bootleg joint yo' mama tried 2 sell me
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: Got Magic Johnson tattooed on my stomach with an arrow pointin down
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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Music:
Jimi Hendrix, Prince, Miles Davis, Carlos Santana, Chuck Brown, Backyard Band, Junkyard Band, Lissen (O.P. Tribe), Nine Inch Nails, Herbie Hancock, B.B King, Rare Essence Parliament, Black Sabbath (i am Iron Man)...Go-Go, old school R & B, Jazz, classical, rock, metal, slow jams...
Movies:
Transformers,Harlem Nights, The Butterfly Effect, The Inside Man, Life, Moving, American Pie, Police Academy, Saved (ALL Christians should C this movie), Revenge of the Nerds Nightmare on Elm Street Series (Freddie was THE 1st muhfugga 2 rock a Coogi Sweater) How come nobody ever says Big Booty Hoes Volume 3 i know some of y'all watch pornos, Y R U afraid 2 admit dat $h!t ...comedies/horror movies cuz they both make me laff, good action movies, science fiction, karate movies wit Bruce Lee whoopin @ss and makin it look like *in that commercial salesman voice* "even U can do these moves"...science fiction (dem Godzilla flicks from back N the day was always funny 2 me, C'mon a green monster that KEEPS comin back 2 Japan and destroys the city seemingly every year and don't nobody ever say "Man fuck this $h!t, i'm movin!" ...and an occasional porno, yeah i said it, don't act like U ain't neva sat back and watch dem joints and be like *What the f...!
Television:
Tell-lie-vision...hmmm, let's C...News ery now and then(gotta C whether the weather man gonna be right or wrong), Football,basketball, Soccer, Hockey (coolest sport N the world cuz itz on ice), CSI, 24, House, Sanford and Son, The Simpsons, South Park, The Family Guy, The Jeffersons, Good Times, StarGate SG-1, Dave Chappelle, Mind of Mencia, Beer Commercials, Geico Commercials, (some of these commercials R funnier than tv shows),.. width="425" height="350" .. that show where dem crazy trailer trash lookin bammas be wearin funny tight clothes and costumes and be beatin the livin shit out of each other except they never bleed even when they get hit wit chairs AND be N steel cages...i think it's called professional wrestling.
Books:
Xoticology and The Sweet Love Suite, Sextasy, Extended Massive Orgasm, The Kama Sutra, Lies My Teacher Told Me, From The Browder Files, Breaking the Chains of Psychological Slavery, Daddy Cool, Whoreson, Donald Writes No More, Cry Revenge, Black Girl Lost, Crime Partners, Death List, Kenyatta's Escape, Nigger by Dick Gregory, From Niggas to Gods 1 and 2, The Book Your Church Doesn't Want You to Read (that's what it is called), The Encyclopedia of Biblical Errancy, More Classic Quotes by DeJuan Cuffee...other poetry books, psychology books, religious texts...
Heroes:
Brother Yao Ahoto (founder and owner of Karibu Bookstores), Mom and Dad (cuz if it weren't 4 them 2, i wouldn't be here and U wouldn't be reading this right now, Richard Pryor,.. Redd Foxx, Bill Cosby, Malcolm X, Nat Turner, Denmark Vesey, DeJuan Cuffee, Roger Peyton II, Dionne Wilson, poets on the open mic scene, Gil Scott Heron, Gale Sayers, Barry Sanders, Darrell Green, Sterling Brown, Claude McKay, Countee Cullen, Hannibal, Toussaint L'Overture, and dem bammas @ Central High (both the students and faculty cuz they make me laff eryday)
