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Dr Xotica

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About Me

i am a very talented & sexy poet & percussionist...i am the author of 2 books..."Sextasy" & "Xoticology". i play congas & percussion @ 1st Baptist Church of Highland Park & 4 the Bowie High School gospel choir...Known throughout the DC open mic scene as a gifted poet that can make U think & laugh @ the little things U C everyday... Some call me the "Haiku King" (check my blog 4 a good laugh) A funny person 2 B around b'cuz i'm quick witted & i'm quick wit it. i love 2 make people laugh. i was described as brutally honest & sarcastic (what a combo, right?) i write a lot & i deal wit high school kids eryday...i love it when they ask me stupid ass questions and get mad when i answer them...they be like "what time is it?" "Day time"..."nah, 4real tho, what time is it?" "Time 4 U 2 get a watch"..."man stop playin, what time is it?" "It's 1 of..." "1 of what?" "1 of the reasons U need 2 get a watch"...Then they get frustrated and be like...what time we gettin out of this class?"..."When the bell ring"..."Y U gotta get all smart?" "What am i supposed 2 get, dumb?" (Erybody is a teacher & student cuz we all learn from each other). i love stimulating conversation/debates on everything from politics 2 sports 2 religion.Haiku... Boy thought he could beat dad with karate...dad took black belt & whipped ass. music layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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My Interests

Poetry, Music, a good practical joke ery now and again, people, women (always love a good T-n-A display), lips...dammit i LOVE womens lips (both sets), pretty smiles on pretty women, (so if i meet U, U betta have a smile 4 me or ima fire dat ass up), football, i'm the 1 that be laffin N church @ the people who believe EVERYTHING the pastor says and don't do ANY research, talkin bout a bunch of people who listen & believe any & everything without ever thinking, well think about this... i'm the 1 that be laffin @ fat muhfuggas runnin N the rain wit dem lil ass totes umbrellas that be broke all up blowin backwards and $h!t cuz the wind blowin just a lil bit...and i'm thinkin what U gonna stop wit that little @ss umbrella??? But this is the reason i go 2 church...2 C stuff like this...watch the video of your lil brother singing like your grandmother.. width="425" height="350" ..Oh yeah...my public service announcement...leave them drugs alone!!! U don't want 2 be like this bamma, do U?Public Service Announcement no.2& always remember... Jesus Will Survive!!!

I'd like to meet:

My wife & kids, U...and maybe yo' momma too!
This Muhfugga... The Survey
Name: Don
Birthday: 5-10-75
Birthplace: Parts Unknown
Current Location: N front of dis computer
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: Vertically challenged
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both or neither
Your Heritage: Mom & Dad
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timberland Boots 2 church
Your Weakness: Good poonani, it keeps me comin back 4 more
Your Fears: George Bush N office
Your Perfect Pizza:
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be a Porno star
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: *Yawning* Aaahhh shit...not again...rolling over and falling out of the bed and onto the floor...OW! God dammit that hurts...now what in HELL am i gonna do wit dem crazy ass kids N class 2day? Hmmmm???
Your Best Physical Feature: Hmmm...it's long & it's hairy, but it's not my long hair
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out, wherever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Dad, college life & girls that got away
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...sniff sniff
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: She can bring her girlfriends if she wanna
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mama's homemade tea...hmm...tastes like syrup
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: Depends on what U talkin bout
Do you Swear: U god damn right...i cuss colorfully...shit...cussin is a muthafuggin artform bitch, and U don't know who the fuck U talkin 2
Do you Sing: yea
Do you Shower Daily: Nah, i prefer 2 walk around eryday smellin like 1 of those Arab Cab Drivers
Have you Been in Love: i wish i could find that bitch...have U seen her???
Do you want to go to College: If U willing 2 pay 4 it, i might do it again
Do you want to get Married: yea...4 money
Do you belive in yourself: what does "belive" mean
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm the sexiest muhfugga on this page
Are you a Health Freak: not that type of freak
Do you get along with your Parents: When they R around
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea...they sexy
Do you play an Instrument: Several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i 4got
In the past month have you Smoked: Y???
In the past month have you been on Drugs: legal or illegal???
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Y...U followin me or somethin, i ain't got no time 4 no stalkers
In the past month have you eaten a
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i don't know her, but i bet she Japanese ain't she
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nah, i be dumpin all on yo' mama
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does the bathtub count...no...well then does yo' mama count
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i ain't tellin U that
Ever been Drunk: Hell no
Ever been called a Tease: Been called a few things like a bad muhfugga, a mean muhfugga, a mad lil muhfugga (It wasn't my fault she didn't lock the door and her kids walked in and i wasn't finished yet)
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, by yo' mama...she "beat" me up REALLY good...tell her 2 call me
Ever Shoplifted: Didn't U already ask that question
How do you want to Die: N my sleep after bustin a nut
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt, Ethiopia, Belize, Brazil, Ghana, Japan, Nigeria
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: hers
Short or Long Hair: That all depends on where the hair is...
Height: Depends on the woman
Weight: N the right places
Best Clothing Style: birthday suits
Number of Drugs I have taken: i 4got
Number of CDs I own: What the fuck???EXACTLY how many cd's do U own, How U ask some1 a dumbass question like that? i got 8,347 and a half of dat bootleg joint yo' mama tried 2 sell me
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: Got Magic Johnson tattooed on my stomach with an arrow pointin down
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1

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Music:

Jimi Hendrix, Prince, Miles Davis, Carlos Santana, Chuck Brown, Backyard Band, Junkyard Band, Lissen (O.P. Tribe), Nine Inch Nails, Herbie Hancock, B.B King, Rare Essence Parliament, Black Sabbath (i am Iron Man)...Go-Go, old school R & B, Jazz, classical, rock, metal, slow jams...

Movies:

Transformers,Harlem Nights, The Butterfly Effect, The Inside Man, Life, Moving, American Pie, Police Academy, Saved (ALL Christians should C this movie), Revenge of the Nerds Nightmare on Elm Street Series (Freddie was THE 1st muhfugga 2 rock a Coogi Sweater) How come nobody ever says Big Booty Hoes Volume 3 i know some of y'all watch pornos, Y R U afraid 2 admit dat $h!t ...comedies/horror movies cuz they both make me laff, good action movies, science fiction, karate movies wit Bruce Lee whoopin @ss and makin it look like *in that commercial salesman voice* "even U can do these moves"...science fiction (dem Godzilla flicks from back N the day was always funny 2 me, C'mon a green monster that KEEPS comin back 2 Japan and destroys the city seemingly every year and don't nobody ever say "Man fuck this $h!t, i'm movin!" ...and an occasional porno, yeah i said it, don't act like U ain't neva sat back and watch dem joints and be like *What the f...!

Television:

Tell-lie-vision...hmmm, let's C...News ery now and then(gotta C whether the weather man gonna be right or wrong), Football,basketball, Soccer, Hockey (coolest sport N the world cuz itz on ice), CSI, 24, House, Sanford and Son, The Simpsons, South Park, The Family Guy, The Jeffersons, Good Times, StarGate SG-1, Dave Chappelle, Mind of Mencia, Beer Commercials, Geico Commercials, (some of these commercials R funnier than tv shows),.. width="425" height="350" .. that show where dem crazy trailer trash lookin bammas be wearin funny tight clothes and costumes and be beatin the livin shit out of each other except they never bleed even when they get hit wit chairs AND be N steel cages...i think it's called professional wrestling.

Books:

Xoticology and The Sweet Love Suite, Sextasy, Extended Massive Orgasm, The Kama Sutra, Lies My Teacher Told Me, From The Browder Files, Breaking the Chains of Psychological Slavery, Daddy Cool, Whoreson, Donald Writes No More, Cry Revenge, Black Girl Lost, Crime Partners, Death List, Kenyatta's Escape, Nigger by Dick Gregory, From Niggas to Gods 1 and 2, The Book Your Church Doesn't Want You to Read (that's what it is called), The Encyclopedia of Biblical Errancy, More Classic Quotes by DeJuan Cuffee...other poetry books, psychology books, religious texts...

Heroes:

Brother Yao Ahoto (founder and owner of Karibu Bookstores), Mom and Dad (cuz if it weren't 4 them 2, i wouldn't be here and U wouldn't be reading this right now, Richard Pryor,.. Redd Foxx, Bill Cosby, Malcolm X, Nat Turner, Denmark Vesey, DeJuan Cuffee, Roger Peyton II, Dionne Wilson, poets on the open mic scene, Gil Scott Heron, Gale Sayers, Barry Sanders, Darrell Green, Sterling Brown, Claude McKay, Countee Cullen, Hannibal, Toussaint L'Overture, and dem bammas @ Central High (both the students and faculty cuz they make me laff eryday)

My Blog

Am i wrong 4 wishing 4 sumthin like this?

U have violated myspace...(heart) U just up & leave & not even say goodbye 2 my face. i can't believe U would do something like this, what U did was some really foul shit. i came out of my way...
Posted by Dr Xotica on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:45:00 PST

Another wild day @ work (lmao)

A 65 year old white man who wasn't 2 smart,decided that he was going 2 try 2 ride a shopping cart.His hair was blowin N the wind & my eyes were blinded by his bald spot reflecting the sun,U could ...
Posted by Dr Xotica on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:50:00 PST

2day @ the Minnesota Ave Safeway

2day...Y this old man about 58 years old, 6-2, 170lbs come N the store & try 2 fight this young guy over a place N line...that old man musta been drunk cuz he cussed @ the young guy, gettin him al...
Posted by Dr Xotica on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:06:00 PST

R.I.P. Writers Block (Crazy Crackheads)

This smart chic named Delrica told me, "Don, if U want 2 break writer's block, write what U C." So immediately, i checked the scenery. i looked 2 my right & i seen this dizzy broad that was white,...
Posted by Dr Xotica on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:17:00 PST

My White Bitch

  Some of y'all black chicks gonna get pissed when U hear this... but i done went & got me a white bitch. Some of y'all gonna start lookin @ me funny, but 4 some reason when some women C us 2...
Posted by Dr Xotica on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:51:00 PST

Dr Xotica makes the news...

Landover resident gets poetic Women inspired Central High teacher to pursue poetry at early age Thursday, Nov. 2, 2006 E-Mail This Article | Print This Story by Brooke N. Garner Staff Writer Click...
Posted by Dr Xotica on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:50:00 PST

Kramer from Seinfeld vs. Jesse Jackson

Awww...them white folks done fucked up again, callin us NIGGERS & shootin unarmed blackmen... Last time it was 41 shots, now its 50 from their glocks... Kramer from Seinfeld done gone wild... now...
Posted by Dr Xotica on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:32:00 PST

High School Kids...LMAO

What's up with these kids & how they dress now-a-days? Girls wearing tight & bright belts around their ribcage... they swear they lookin cute wit them big hoop earrings that U can stick your ...
Posted by Dr Xotica on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

No Homo...

So i'm teachin Conceptual Physics 2 freshmen @ a local high school & U know how they still got that 7th grade sexual inuendo humor goin on 4 ery damn thang so i have 2 say "no homo" while rea...
Posted by Dr Xotica on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:29:00 PST

4 those who need a good laugh...check out these Haiku

A haiku is a Japanese style of poetry broken down N2  3 lines with a total of 17 syllables...most times haiku have something 2 do weather or paint a portrait N your mind... Sample Warm sun & ...
Posted by Dr Xotica on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:31:00 PST