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Sammy Davis Junior Junior

Officious seeing eye bitch.

About Me

"This is Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. She is Grandfather's Seeing Eye bitch. Father purchased her for him not because he believes Grandfather is blind, but because a Seeing Eye bitch is also a good thing for people who pine for the opposite of loneliness. In truth, Father did not purchase her at all, but merely retrieved her from the home for forgetful dogs. Because of this, she is not a real Seeing Eye bitch and is also mentally deranged."

My Interests

The sixty-nine, chewing my tail, throwing myself against the car, licking peoples faces, and of course, Johnathan.

Music:

Michael Jackson - I dig negro music. Alex says they're very premium people, yes?

Books:

Wurf?

Heroes:

Simply and impossibly, Johnathan Safran Foer.