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Kool Keith

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About Me

i graduated with an H.A. degree in comedy from one of Guatamala's premier comedy schools. i'm also trying to start a cult following. My calling in life is to be the guy who writes the headlines for the NY Post.

My Interests

fred smutting it out, the sticky-ist of the icky, going out, feasting,sexy dames and plenty of em, sports, music, riding the subway and yazz flute

I'd like to meet:

ronald mcdonald or jesus

Music:

biggie, pac, big l, nas, jay-z, big pun, papoose, ghostface and wu-tang, gangstarr, cam'ron and dipset, jada, styles, az, talib kweli, mos def, the roots, common, pharoah monch, kool g rap, ras kass, mobb deep, immortal technique, outkast, common, kanye west, lil wayne, 50 cent, 90s rock, classic rock, reggae, stuff that rap samples, and Engelbert Humperdink

Movies:

fight club, team america, city of god, batman begins, the usual suspects, pi, requim, rad, van wilder, dirty work, half baked, mean girls, sin city, the professional, pulp ficition, true romace, lock stock and two smoking barrels, king of ny, american beauty, 40yr old virgin, anchorman, old school, billy madison, gladiator, bravehart, casino, american history x, 25th hour, the original matrix, la confidental,traffic, good will hunting, seven, boogie nights, big lebowski, the doors, dog day afternoon, apocoplypse now, godfather 1 and 2, scarface, menace to society, dr. strangelove, in plane site, loose change, and any documentary by alex jones

Television:

hi-def televangelism (the jesus really pops off the screen), south park, simpsons, family guy, curb your enthusiasm, conan, daily show, the wire, entourage, mr. show, rip chappelle, news, sports and Ultimate fighting

Books:

the vagina monologues (audio book)

Heroes:

turkey, provolone, lettuce, tomato, oil vinagear or roast beef from john's deli...oh and abraham lincoln