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junty

About Me

We are starting a cat ranch and taking one hundred thousand catsEach cat will have twelve kittens a yearThe catskins will sell for thirty cents eachOne hundred men could skin five thousand cats a dayWe could be dealing a profit of over ten thousand dollarsBut what should we feed the cats?We will start a rat ranch next door with a million ratsThe rats will breed twelve times faster than the catsSo we can have more rats to feed each day for each catBut what should we feed the rats?We will feed the ratsThe carcases of the catsAfter they have been skinnedNow get this!We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the ratsAnd get the catskins for nothingWe feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the ratsAnd get the catskins for nothingWe feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the ratsAnd get the catskins for nothingWe feed the rats the carcases of the catsAfter they have been skinnedWe feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the ratsAnd get the catskins for nothingRats to the cats and the cats to the ratsAnd get the catskins for nothi

My Blog

RIP, None More Black.

None More Black, my beloved iPod is no more.  Seems lately I can't have a meaningful relationship with anything, animate or inanimate, without it running away 6 months later.  Blackie, ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 17:53:00 GMT

SOB!

From ANTI.com- "TOM WAITS TO RELEASE 3CD SET --ORPHANS: BRAWLERS, BAWLERS AND BASTARDS NOVEMBER 21 ON ANTI-The one and only TOM WAITS is set to release a 3CD set titled ORPHANS: BRAWLERS, BAWLERS AND ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:49:00 GMT

"Things That Do Not Work As Pillows" - by K0042692

1. Your arm.  It's true, at least not in the long term. 2. Your fist. 3. Two peanut butter sandwiches (wrapped). 4. A roll of toilet paper. 5.  A melange of crushed milk cartons, toilet pape...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:41:00 GMT

ow

my foot hurts.  and i sleepwalk now. 
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 14:45:00 GMT

those are creatures who died, died

finally get to start my zombie leg tattoo next week, I met with my artist today.  it's not gonna be as big as i hoped, cuz Garnett Liquors stole a lot of money from my account the past 3 months.&...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 15:13:00 GMT

two simultaneous conversations

i dunno why i found these both so amusing.  maybe because they happened within seconds of each other. more likely because i'm drunk.  i miss my friends.  i still can't feel my arm. ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 23:57:00 GMT

i'm all lost in the supermarket

last night my left arm went numb for an hour.  today for 6 hours.  i feel very disconnected, and i confuse easily.  i need to color part of me in to fend off this mounting incorporealit...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:42:00 GMT