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About Me

I'm not real. I'm an animatronic. I'm not a very friendly corpse, unless you're a pretty girl who wants to kiss.
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My Interests

formaldehyde, sniffing girls, umbrellas, scared children, port-a-potties, the defecation process, dust

I'd like to meet:

NO ONE! LEAVE ME ALONE! Unless you're a pretty girl who wants to kiss!

Music:

Taps

Movies:

Baron Verdun doesn't like cable.....

Television:

we don't get good reception down here... we don't even have a working bathroom...

Books:

the ones with pictures of naked girls and forums

Heroes:

Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Patrick Swayze, O.J. Simpson, Charles Manson, Michael Alig

My Blog

Humans...

It is comeng close to Verdun time and I need to take account of culinary inventory. Pleese theenk about if yur coming or not. I have sevrel dumb animals and beests breething down my nek and supp...
Posted by Gonad™ on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:25:00 PST