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"Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before...
but I'll prob'ly stay in Aurora."
I record stuff. I have a Music page , if you're interested.
Don't drink and drive!
I'm the youngest of eleven kids. Me, Eric, Jacque, Ryan, Jasen, Tana, Michelle, Trisha, Timmy, Ben, Terri.
Things that make my smile are: Tom & Jerry and Road Runner cartoons, Pop Tarts, Marilyn Monroe movies, Archie Comics, Weezer, my mom, nachos, Irish jigs, martinis, Flight of the Conchords, pajama pants, Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark, pictures of family, SNL from 1991 to 1994, Ray Charles songs, old friends, new friends, Oreos, giraffes, Christmas lights, Franzia, Michael Jackson videos, game nights, green olives, Northern Exposure, kissing someone for the first time, high-fives, Hawaiian Punch, Pac-Man, road trips, omelettes, home-made quilts, ice cream trucks, leprechauns, hula dancers, hikes in the woods, Tales From The Crypt, nuns, after-dinner mints, Rubik's Cubes, Big Bird, umbrellas, Jenga, playing piano, rubber chickens, trick-or-treaters, alphabet soup, lava lamps, snail mail, picnics, ska, cheerleaders, Casa Bonita, root beer, a-ooh-gah horns, fake eyelashes, Ferris wheels, puppydog slippers, the smell of school supplies, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, itty bitty kitty cats, black jelly beans, Peanuts comics, wall-to-wall carpet, green beer, baking cookies, banjo music, small towns, morning dew, birthday cards, oldies, Mel Brooks movies, sneezes, horseshoes, Cold Stone ice cream, Halloween, Super Mario Bros., daisies, confetti, jazz hands, reruns of Roseanne, The Golden Girls and The Cosby Show, my bed, playing bubble hockey, conversation hearts, Dr. Seuss books, Prince, Chipotle burritos, hair bands, The Munsters, roasting marshmallows, blues harmonica, Legos, grape Kool-Aid, apple pie, Alf, kids, Pinochle and Hearts, Fruity Pebbles, the movie Ghost Dad, 7 & 7s, new voice mails, live music, staying up all night with somebody, Mr. T., Family Feud, when someone cooks for me, playing Frisbee, my family, my friends, and spooning.
Things that make me frown are: Gravy, losing my keys, cobwebs, ants, tummy aches, touching fish, guns, traffic, Elmo, rude people, celery, a sinkful of dishes, pit stains, bloody noses, soap scum, hangnails, semi-trucks, holey socks, bad breath, Rob Thomas' voice, barf, hunters, Yoko Ono, burning stuff in the oven, papercuts, boogers, speeding tickets, black pepper, pot, foggy glasses, dandruff, feedback, chewing tobacco, static electricity, sore throats, soggy cereal, clogged drains, Insane Clown Posse, dead things, scratched records, sour milk, dead batteries, my freckles, mold, stuffy rooms, leaky pipes, razorburn, mushrooms, nosehair, bad dreams, hoodlums, people who can't sing but think they can, sunburns, dust everywhere, cold feet, dirty hands, grapefruit, farts, blood in volume, cat poop, unmade beds, bouncing checks, hair in the shower, broken guitar strings, long fingernails on a guy, and bad movies.
I'm not religous. Like at all. How about we just not go into that?
I was born and raised in Aurora and I still live here. I have a cat. Her name is Bugyrphace, and she's the best cat ever, except sometimes she barfs or meows too early in the morning.
I work at an immigration law firm in Denver.
I hate motorcycles. I've known two people in my life who have lost their lives on one.
My goal in life is to find a girl whose vagina tastes like black jelly beans.
Okay, not really, but wouldn't that be cool??
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My Interests

I'm drunk here.

...and here.

...and probably here.

I stole this from my homie, Sarah :

I stole this from my homie, Misti :

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I ♥ omelettes!

ME ON HALLOWEEN OF 2005.

I'd like to meet:

Ellen DeGeneres,
Roseanne,
Bill Cosby,
Rivers Cuomo,
Michael Jackson,
Johnny Galecki,
Janet Jackson,
Mel from Flight of the Conchords,

David Bowie,
Geena Davis,

and Rick Moranis, 'cause he's my favorite actor.

Music:

Weezer,
Ray Charles,
Janet Jackson,
Prince,
Poison,
Eminem,
Michael Jackson,
Nirvana,
The Cranberries,
Marilyn Manson,
Def Leppard,
Blondie, nine inch nails,
KISS,
Weezer,
Blue October,
Sublime,
The Polyphonic Spree,
Bjork,
Fleetwood Mac,
Tracy Chapman,
Aerosmith,
The Rentals,
Iron Maiden,
Stevie Wonder,
Weezer,
Great Big Sea,
Huey Lewis,
Tripping Daisy,
The Police,
No Doubt,
Weezer,
Madonna,
Ratt,
Joe Satriani,
cheesy love songs of the eighties,
and Weezer.

Movies:

Any Marilyn Monroe

Little Shop of Horrors,
Back to the Future series,

Thelma & Louise,
Ray,
Big,
Coming To America,
Say Anything,
Indian Summer,
National Lampoon's Vacation series,
Friday The 13th series,
Better Off Dead,
Signs,
A Clockwork Orange,
Edward Scissorhands,
The NeverEnding Story,

Beetlejuice,
The Shining,
Multiplicity,
High Fidelity,
Sister Acts,
The Sandlot,
Freddy series,
Rat Race,
My Cousin, Vinny,
Reality Bites,
Steel Magnolias,
Rocky Horror,
Stand By Me,
Clueless,
Big Daddy,
Terminators,
Romy and Michele,
Bedazzled,
The Toy,
"When Harry Got Mail In Seattle", or any other cheesy Meg Ryan romantic comedy...

Television:

Northern Exposure,

The Cosby Show,

Roseanne,
My So-Called Life,
The Golden Girls,
Flight of the Conchords,
The Munsters,
I Love Lucy,
MST3K,
The Wonder Years,
Bewitched,

Married... With Children,
Tales From The Crypt,
Murder, She Wrote,
Newhart,
Night Court,
Clarissa Explains It All,
A Different World,
The Brady Bunch,
In Living Color,
Charles in Charge,
Head of the Class,
Growing Pains,

Cheers,
Mama's Family.
I pretty much only like the shows that I watched growing up; I don't watch any TV at all now.

Books:

When ever I have a chance to read, it's usually ghost stories, but other books I like are:
A Clockwork Orange,
The Shining (Any Stephen King),
Girl, Interrupted,
Requiem for a Dream,
Coma,
Archie Comics,
Alvin Schwartz' Scary Stories,
The King Who Rained,
The Dwarks at the Mall.

Heroes:

Roseanne, Ellen DeGeneres, MJ,

Rivers Cuomo
and Weezer,
Rick Moranis,
Kurt Cobain,
Ray Charles,
Chris Farley,
George Carlin,
Bill Cosby,
Ed Chigliak,

Kevin Arnold.

My Blog

lolbecks

lolseths were a hit, so here are some lolbecks.Enjoy them.SEND ME FEEDBACK SO I KNOW IF YOU LIKES....
Posted by Joelsephiryn on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:32:00 PST

lolseths

Everyone knows lolcats, right?Well, everyday I see pictures and think about adding lolcats expressions to them, but just never do.Well, I finally did.My first project was Seth.I think enough of my fri...
Posted by Joelsephiryn on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:42:00 PST

Friends in low places.

I have lots of friends. Obviously some are better friends than others. Some I can go weeks and sometimes months without talking to. Not because I don't like them, or are mad at them, but because ...
Posted by Joelsephiryn on Tue, 27 May 2008 12:45:00 PST

Drunk driving.

This is real. This is Joel writing this. This is not a forward. (I will not be using any names to protect anonymity of my friends.) My very close friend's spouse's best friend was just sentenced to si...
Posted by Joelsephiryn on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:40:00 PST

Kentucky Derby.

I used to be all FOR Peta, but the more I hear about the lengths they go to to look stupid, I have more and more second thoughts about how good this cause is. They try so hard in some cases, that it s...
Posted by Joelsephiryn on Tue, 06 May 2008 01:27:00 PST

Bubbles -- the continuing saga of Noodles & Company.

For those unfamiliar with my continuing troubles at Noodles & Company, please allow me to breifly explain:As I'm sure most of you know, when you place a to go order at Noodles & Company, you a...
Posted by Joelsephiryn on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:29:00 PST

Good-bye to an old friend.

(Allow me to clarify, as my myspace mood and status scared people into sending me sympathy messages. Sorry. I feel like a schmuck.) I’ve had a friend for about twenty years.A good friend.Althoug...
Posted by Joelsephiryn on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:34:00 PST

My evenings for the past month or so.

Tana gave me these white wooden letters and asked me to paint something fun on them for Nathan. She planned to hang them in his room when I was finished. I thought and thought and thought and thought ...
Posted by Joelsephiryn on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:14:00 PST

TacoFest Oh, Ate.

'Tis the season.......TacoFest '08 is in the air and will be happening NEXT MONTH.FUN FUN.All my myspace friends are invited. =)For new friends, old friends or people who don't know-- here's what Taco...
Posted by Joelsephiryn on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:06:00 PST

Good Little Shop ink.

Cooooool! Check out this article in the Coloradoan today. Sweeeeeeet. Coloradoan review. Yay....
Posted by Joelsephiryn on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:42:00 PST